I'm THE crybaby

KT.27.They/Them

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 3x15 - "The Big Bang Job"

[chaoticnoisy]

worth a shot

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[the-undoubted-queen]

He didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you.

The King of Attolia by Megan Whalen Turner

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[astrangeshape]

I recently found out people use tattooing to change their areola shape into like hearts and stuff and I’m genuinely so enamored by the idea

[astrangeshape]

I love it when customers request a “clean and quiet” room at the hotel I work at

Like no can do

I was planning on putting you in our dirtiest and noisiest room.

[astrangeshape]

Just got an email from my old friend Jonathan! I haven’t heard from him in months!!

it looks like he’s going on a business trip. Hope it’s a good one :3

[thememedaddy]

[astrangeshape]

I’m first and foremost a Jiang Cheng apologist

[lyraisnotonfire]

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*