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@jl436
Reblog If You Love Eating Pussy
I love tweakin
Reblog if you do too.
this is still the funniest shitÂ
i maintain
iâm her shirt being the somali flag
What the hale is that thing she does after the shot
Too cool.
What have I stumbled across this time Rudeboy
This is the shit lol
Savage as fuck!
the phrase âcuriosity killed the catâ is actually not the full phrase it actually is âcuriosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it backâ so donât let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Letâs not forget that âJack of all trades, master of noneâ ends with âBut better than a master of one.â
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So donât worry if youâre not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, âgreat minds think alikeâ ends with âbut fools rarely differâ
It goes to show that conformity isnât always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesnât necessarily mean itâs a good idea.
what the fuck why havenât i heard the full version to any of theseÂ
âBirds of a feather flock togetherâ ends with âuntil the cat comes.â
Itâs actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.
Iâve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I want to make designs out of these.
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage likeâŠliving exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.
The legendary thread is back
Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Saying I can relate would be an understatement! Hahaha
What were you taught about drugs?
Remember hearing about how even just trying an addictive drug once would mean you were hooked for good?
Well, thatâs what Columbia University professor Carl Hart learned in school too.
So imagine his surprise when his own research into drug addiction revealed something very, very different.
Working with others, Hart revisited some long-standing research on lab rats that showed that rats would self-administer drugs until death. He learned that rats that live in sterile cages with nothing else to do chose to take drugs until they effectively committed suicide. But those offered alternatives to drugs â like sweets or sex â often chose the alternatives.Â
In other words, the addictive behavior was caused by the environment, not some attribute of the drug itself.
Then Hart did something unusual. He invited human drug users into his lab. He set up an experiment where he offered regular meth users a choice between drugs or money.
When presented with an attractive alternative ($20), even people who regularly use a drug like meth still chose the alternative.
WATCH: Dr. Carl Hartâs talk on drug use, poverty, and U.S. drug laws.
Screen cap from wikipedia page on âMisconceptions about drugsâ. Â The myth that holding in a hit of meth vapor is âbad for youâ is not based in fact beyond the reality that using meth in any form can be harmful to your long term health. Â
The truth is the longer you hold in the vapor, the more meth will be absorbed into your body. Â So if you care about making the most out of your product, âblowing cloudsâ isnât what you want to do (for more reasons than one which I will elaborate on in a future post). Â If you wanted to get high you wouldnât sort a line and then immediately blow your nose, would you?
The Mind Of A Tweaker
âIâm high as fuckâ âI could get higherâ âWhen was the last time I sleptâ âWhat was that noiseâ âOh my god they know Iâm highâ âDonât make eye contactâ âShut the fuck up, stop talkingâ (keeps talking) âStop doing thisâ (Does more) âWhat am I doing with my life?â âI can do EVERYTHING right nowâ (Stays in uncomfortable position for 6 hours)
Accurate af
100 % accurate.
Accurate af
So true
my needs:
1. sleep
2. you
3. sleep with you
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.
Go for it ⊠unless youâre an asshole.
iâm screaming???
OMG YES.
I FEEL THIS SO HARD
HAHAHAHAHAH LOL
Hell no! Fuck that!
LMFAO
Yes lets go @juandough817
*takes a fatter bong rip than everyone else Iâm with to establish dominance*
Donât do drugs Do me Drugs and me Do drugs and then do me
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