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Reblog If You Love Eating Pussy

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I love tweakin

Reblog if you do too.

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yeojie

this is still the funniest shit

yeojie

i maintain

arfie

i’m her shirt being the somali flag

jumex

What the hale is that thing she does after the shot

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Too cool.

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What have I stumbled across this time Rudeboy

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This is the shit lol

jl436

Savage as fuck!

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lesbianfreyja

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

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These made me feel better

thelifeofatubaplayer

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

eattheacid

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these

terror-billie

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

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I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

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I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

alwayswillgraham

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

its-kks-world

I want to make designs out of these.

sunderlorn

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

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NICE

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The legendary thread is back

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

Saying I can relate would be an understatement! Hahaha

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What were you taught about drugs?

Remember hearing about how even just trying an addictive drug once would mean you were hooked for good?

Well, that’s what Columbia University professor Carl Hart learned in school too.

So imagine his surprise when his own research into drug addiction revealed something very, very different.

Working with others, Hart revisited some long-standing research on lab rats that showed that rats would self-administer drugs until death. He learned that rats that live in sterile cages with nothing else to do chose to take drugs until they effectively committed suicide. But those offered alternatives to drugs — like sweets or sex — often chose the alternatives.

In other words, the addictive behavior was caused by the environment, not some attribute of the drug itself.

Then Hart did something unusual. He invited human drug users into his lab. He set up an experiment where he offered regular meth users a choice between drugs or money.

When presented with an attractive alternative ($20), even people who regularly use a drug like meth still chose the alternative.

WATCH: Dr. Carl Hart’s talk on drug use, poverty, and U.S. drug laws.

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Screen cap from wikipedia page on “Misconceptions about drugs”. The myth that holding in a hit of meth vapor is “bad for you” is not based in fact beyond the reality that using meth in any form can be harmful to your long term health.

The truth is the longer you hold in the vapor, the more meth will be absorbed into your body. So if you care about making the most out of your product, “blowing clouds” isn’t what you want to do (for more reasons than one which I will elaborate on in a future post). If you wanted to get high you wouldn’t sort a line and then immediately blow your nose, would you?

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The Mind Of A Tweaker

“I’m high as fuck” “I could get higher” “When was the last time I slept” “What was that noise” “Oh my god they know I’m high” “Don’t make eye contact” “Shut the fuck up, stop talking” (keeps talking) “Stop doing this” (Does more) “What am I doing with my life?” “I can do EVERYTHING right now” (Stays in uncomfortable position for 6 hours)