Mrs. Lo

Jackie Laudenslager. 30 years young. Married to Paul. Mama to my 7 year old son Alex and 3 year old daughter Anna I'm crafty as fuck Cali born & raised. Don't be a stranger! Follow me on Instagram! @sewmija @sewmijacrafts @sewmijacollects

[jcmesbcrnes]

[veeeceee]

😂😂😂😂

[succeeding]

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don’t worry it will go away

me at 20: when

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[mcsiggy]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[die-jingler]

Small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

Me:

[emeraldmercury]

Apparently this is actually good for kids’ brain development. It trains their speech receptors and they learn language faster. 

[russian-chaos-agent]

I seriously need to see the rest of this video & know how it ends… I’m too invested dammit.

[stream]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[jlaudenslager]

🌹🌹🌹

[jlaudenslager]

💎

[jlaudenslager]

Out with the old and in with the new

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[jlaudenslager]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[jlaudenslager]

Getting there

[stability]

[alternativeblkgal]

why is this literally so true

[baawri]

Proud Family / Culture Shock (S03E03)

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[sonypraystation]

[blvckgeezus]

Like the greatest good he’ll ever get.

[jimisunsets]

Screaminggggg

[monroeler3b]

😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

The kiss before sex and the cuddle after sex is always the best

[itsbeezo]

And the kisses during sex while you’re penetrating her and after you just got done licking and sucking her soul away and make her taste her own juices. 😣

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

@itsbeezo yass this the best tho