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☆ WVE thesis statement:

#mine #me #pers

nobody's asking for it but it's been on my mind so:

my full list of takes on the crows' cat/dog preferences

Jesper: as noted previously, absolute sucker for the whole aloof thing cats have going on. tries to befriend every cat he sees and dreams of having a cat follow him around like a familiar. devastated that they never seem to take to him. Wylan has tried to explain that cats don't like when people seem desperate this has not sunk in at all. (likes dogs, as well, but in a normal and low-stakes kind of way)

Wylan: Animal person in general, will stop to say hi to every single dog he sees walking in the park. Famous stray-cat-feeder, honestly the kind of gay to have pet rats if it was normalized.

Inej: cat person in that she loves them and would never own a dog in a million years, but loves seeing her friends' dogs. Keeps a bag of treats on her at all times in case she sees Trassel.

Kaz: actively dislikes dogs, finds them "untrustworthy" because they are enthusiastic about almost everyone they meet. enjoys the whole proximity-time thing cats do, though he'd never admit it

Matthias: Dog person all the way down. Finds them simple and straightforward and likes that. Is a little worried about hurting/stepping on cats bc they're so small. May or may not have an undiagnosed cat allergy.

Nina: could really go either way, likes cats and dogs for different reasons (cats because theyre soothing and pretty, dogs bc theyre fun). Might have gotten a ca tif it weren't for matthias, but doesnt mind not having one either

#six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #shadow and bone tv #crooked kingdom #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #bonus: colm is a dog guy all the way down

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okay hear me out: wesper knight au where jesper is a zemeni prince visiting kerch (to be married??) and wylan is the knight assigned to his guard

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have written 2k of an outline, when i say we are so back!!! y'all aren't ready

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what they see: me giggling and smiling at my phone

what they don't see: I'm on the wikipedia for the ethiopian empire

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having a totally normal one :)

#this may over represent the amount of work i've done #but just to share an update #bc i want to be TALKING about this but also don't want to spoil anything #so these are the kind of updates we're getting

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to everyone saying jesper isn't a cat person, let's bffr: he had crushes on kaz AND wylan, two of the most cat coded mfers in the world. you cannot tell me he wouldn't be pspspspspsing trying to win over every streercat he sees

gabeofcrows

jesper: idk i just think the streetcats here aren't very friendly, i always try and befriend them but they're not having it

wylan, surrounded by at least ten cats:

jesper: how does it feel to live my dream

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YES you see the vision

to everyone saying jesper isn't a cat person, let's bffr: he had crushes on kaz AND wylan, two of the most cat coded mfers in the world. you cannot tell me he wouldn't be pspspspspsing down every alley trying to win over all of ketterdam's strays

#come ON #my man likes a hard sell #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #kazper #wesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #ck #shadow and bone tv #tagging like crazy bc i need to set the record straight

my sincerest apologies to everyone who followed this blog for the reason it exists and is now only getting medieval themed content from me, it probably wont stop

cryptotheism

Fuck with me

#WAIT #knightling

londondave

Lindisfarne Castle, Holy Island, Northumberland, England

#finking FOUGHTS #knightling

very fun doing research for my fic and stumbling upon obvious inspiration for the books

#ketterdam REALLY IS just steampunk Amsterdam

natureaestheticdreams

tiredvangogh

Watching my knight absolutely destroy an enemy knight and I mean like completely obliterating the poor guy and then have him turn around, blood all over his armour, just to look at me and waiting for my praise.

#hmmm