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I'll be using this account to kill some time during vacations. If you have anything you want to ask me, feel free to do so.

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Ready to plunder.

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the best thing you will see all year

[itsensakaljastaja]

DON’T LET IT HIT THE GROUND!

[joakkar]

Brazil: Say NO to "gay cures"!

A judge in Brazil ruled that psychologists can offer "professional treatment for sexual (re)orientation". Add your name and speak out against "gay cures" in Brazil now.

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How to nail an interview. (by Nathan W. Pyle)

[suppermariobroth]

There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.

[lmaonade]

i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you

[jessdrawz]

lil 90s windbreaker sonic

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(via eversincehs)

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sometimes the titles of dr phil episodes are so surreal it feels like im in a fever dream

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They have the same expression. (via nicholasaaronpurvis)

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[divinefestival]

Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons.

Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed.

Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing.

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

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who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

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I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

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So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

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my favorite fucking photographs in this universe are people with full gaming rigs at fast food restaurants 

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@waterwarp

[somanypetals]

tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”

me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????