[moonflowermagistrate]

well, someone’s in a pickle

(link for full ver!)

[joanpuppy-firstfloret]

I like to think that out of all the deltarune fan animations. One of them is Toby’s alt account shadow dropping the games ending but since it was posted by a random acc with 500 subscribers we dismiss it cause “Toby would never do that”

[burnt-to-cynders]

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

[lilicanssecretstudy]

Reblog to kiss a tgirl cause she needs it rn lol

[ashes2caches]

we will be making the boymoders wear lingerie until morale improves.

[joanpuppy-firstfloret]

Affini: “I am 15 blooms old, i have recovered interactive entertainment systems from civilisations that were extinct before your species climbed out of trees and stood upright… why cant i get the hang of this?”

Floret: “The Mario kart double-dash rainbow drift is deep magic miss, old magic even. Not everyone can master it…”

*The floret says in a bratty tone while smirking in 1st place, while her owner struggles to keep 9th*

Affini: “Dear i don’t think you understand your position here… You WILL teach me how to do this”

[synthbug]

I see an animol I name it

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

Guess who’s reblogging turble again

[synthbug]

Guess who's smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3

[toonelemental]

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

[sonhogentil]

what’d she mean by that 🤔 missed the vtmb vampire lesbians so

pandora (girl with beanie) belongs to @napelf

[something-elsie]

@maliceious you’ve probably seen this before but im making you see it again

[joanpuppy-firstfloret]

Trans girls will hear the word petal and their head will raise in response

[weedsomthingorother]

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

[juniper-petunia]

i know it’s a little delulu but a part of me does genuinely believe the Affini are out there and are gonna come get me and make me happy but it’s not like it hurts anyone to be optimistic!

[lunathelesbian]

I really sincerely hope that hdg purely exists as a probe from the affini so they know how many domestication centers and future owners they need to bring with them once they arrive

[puppygirllilly]

Haha, nooooo- it'd be so terrible if a bunch of alien plants dismantled capitalism and abducted me and put a collar on me and gave me ears and a big fluffy tail that'd be such a shammmmeeeee nooooooo

[joanpuppy-firstfloret]

Cute 5;4 transfem floret with phobic mother that makes it hard for her to express herself taken away by the Afiini then her new Owner shows her off 2 weeks later and forces her “mother” to look at how happy those glassy eyes look now

[robin-sends-it]

The yuri implications of being massively xenodrugged by a caring affini’s injector flowers as they bond to you entirely

[robin-sends-it]

The yuri implications of being massively xenodrugged by a caring affini’s injector flowers as they bond to you entirely