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viralfrog

oddly-romantic

my cat: here is my tummy

me: ohhhh for petting!

my cat: are you fucking stupid

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

kisseism

what if i want my life to be a long conversation with you. what then

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

luntfontanne

Original screenwriter Diablo Cody and director Karyn Kusama are also on board for the follow-up to the queer horror cult classic

HELLO

handweavers

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

the-quasar-hero

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

angelbabymikaa

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

chaoticneutralwife

deusben

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

terkaterr

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

doveywovy

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends