My Name Isn't Really Joan

My personal blog. I mostly reblog Hannibal, the occasional history post, and maybe one or two True Crime facts. The third category may contain potentially triggering material. I try to tag everything but if I'm ever lax shoot me a message.

[atsu-kinnie]

Doomed siblings have me on a chokehold in a way no trope can ever achieve. Something so gut wrenchingly beautiful about two kids going through unimaginable trauma and coming out damaged forever. I always eat it up. Maybe they stay together and find solace only in each other, used and kicked out by society! Maybe they end up on opposite sides of the war! Maybe they end up betraying one another! Maybe one of them dies haunting the narrative forever! Maybe one of them destroys the world for the other! So many endless tragic possibilities!

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[imp]

[atlinmerrick]

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

[totallysilvergirl]

"especially my grandma" and "folded like a lawn chair" do it for me

[daddykinkskywalker]

[coolreader18]

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[comicsodissey]

Jedi Cat Meme

[civil-defense-system]

@galacticgelato

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[eschocat]

This is what rhe mountain goats were singing about

[eschocat]

[anxeious]

[chronocrump]

[ticklefighthockey]

writing in 24 pt bold font at the top of my google doc: THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE LYING TO HIMSELF AT ALL TIMES

[ticklefighthockey]

also THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE AFRAID

[henstomper]

people keep telling me its "narcissistic" to build an army out of clones of myself but it'd be a lot weirder if they were clones of someone else right

[theunfairfolk]

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

[theunfairfolk]

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

[shaniacsboogara]

it's so funny to me that we get so many scenes of light looking super menacing with glowing red eyes and an insanely nefarious aura. you'd think he has crazy evil powers and can shoot lightning out of his hands or something but all he's got is an evil journal. no shinigami eyes even. he's just some fucking dude feeling malicious on a tuesday.

[kaijuno]