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@jocelynallen
Excited to announce my very first solo show! Always Awkward opens at Vasli Souza in Oslo, Norway with a vernissage on Saturday 8th February between 1 and 4pm. The show will then run until 8th March. On show will be various self-portraits from 2012-2019, as well as a video and a GIF. Thanks to Vasli Souza for choosing to show my work, and to everyone who has supported me over the years :)
Dragon Fruit & Cut To Finger #SoMeAndTWereOutInTownAndIWasFeelingRelaxedAndNotFeelingBadForTakingABreak #ThenIGotShatOnByABird #GuessingItWasAPigeonAsItWasOneOfThoseSmallStreetsWherePigeonsHangAbout #AndItWasAMassiveAmountAndGrossAllOverOneSideOfMyCoat #AndABitInMyJustWashedHair #AndIHateWashingMyHairInTheWinter #ButIWasLikeAtLeastItWasNotFullOnMyHeadAsItCouldHaveEasilyBeen #AndTWipedItOffWithATissue #SoItCouldHaveBeenWorseAndIThoughtIsBirdShitSupposedToBeLuckyOrSomething #WhichIsObviouslyJustWhatSomeoneInventedToMakeThemselfOrSomeoneElseFeelBetter #ThenAtHomeTWasMakingDinnerAndPuttingItOutOnPlates #WhichWereOnTheHobAsWeNeverSeemToHaveEnoughCounterSpace #ThenAPlateJustCracked #TurnedOutHeHadTurnedTheHobOnAccidentallyAndItHeatedUpThePlateAndItCracked #ItWasOneOfTwoBigPlatesThatWeOwn #AsIGotALotOfMyDadsParentsKitchenStuffWhenIWentToUni #AndIHaveManagedToKeepThemSafeSince2007ButNeverMind #TIsLuckyThatHeDidNotGetInjuredByItCrackingAsItWasLoudAndFlungApartABit #HeWasNotSureAboutEatingSomeOfTheFoodButIWasLikeAPlateDoesNotSplinter #ThenWhenIWasDoingTheWashingUpIGotABitOfPlateSplinterStuckInMyFingerDidINot #IWasPlanningToPhotographMyselfWithTheDragonFruitThatTBoughtYesterday #EvenThoughIDoNotThinkWeHaveEatenOneBeforeAndDoNotKnowWhatToDoWithIt #ButTSaidHeWantedToEatItTodayAndIWantedAPhotographWithItAsItIsUnusualToMeAnyways #ToSomeoneElseItProbablyLooksAsOrdinaryAsAnAppleDoesToMe #ButIThoughtItWasGoingToBeABoringPhotoAndItIsButTheBigBitOfTissueOverTheCutOnTheSideOfMyFingerFromTheCeramicSplinterHasJazzedItUpATinyBit #OrAtLeastIThinkSo #WellIAmHopingThatIsOur3ThingsOfBadLuckForTheWeek #AndIFound4OfThePlatesOnEbayForAGoodPriceSoNowWeWillHave5NormalSizedDinnerPlates #IWroteThisAWeekAgoAndTiagoGotBirdPooOnHimYesterday #FunnyThatItHappenedToBothOfUsInOneWeek https://www.instagram.com/p/B491HqRAYyS/?igshid=ikjs493hp98f
My Mum Bought Me A Hat When She Was On Holiday #IWantedToBuyAHatSoItSavedMeTheHassle #ThoughIWasThinkingMoreOfAThickKnittedNavyColouredHatOrSomething #ButThisIsTheKindOfHatIWantToWear #ButWouldNotBuyForMyself #ButIfMyMumBuysItForMeWhenIAm31ThenItIsOkay #TheOtherDayIWatchedAll4EpisodesOfQueerEyeInJapanAndIWasThinkingIShouldStartDressingMoreBoldlyAgain #ButTheRealityIsIJustWantToBeDressedAllInBluesAndRemainAsInvisibleAsPossible #WhichMightSeemOddConsideringTheKindOfWorkIMake #WhichIsMainlyPhotographingAndVideoingMyself #ButIGuessIDoNotWantToBeCompletelyInvisible #WhichIsPerhapsOneOfTheReasonsWhyIMakeWorkAboutMyself #AsItIsTherapeuticForMe #ToBecomeMoreComfortableWithMyAppearance #AndNowWithTheseRamblingHashtagsIAmBecomingMoreComfortableWithMyThoughtsAndWords #AndIWantToBeVisibleOnSomeLevel #ButOnOtherLevelsIWantToBeInvisible #LikeWalkingDownTheStreet #IAmNotSayingIAmACelebThankWhateverAbove #ButIMeanJustWalkingDownTheStreetWithoutAnyStrangeLooksOrBeingNoticedAtAllForAnyReasonWhetherItBeGoodOrBad #IDoNotMindChattingWithRandomPeopleButSometimesIJustWantToBeInMyOwnLittleWorld #AndWalkAlongWithoutHavingToDealWithThingsLikeZebraCrossingsAndOtherAwkwardInteractions #ButAnywaysIHaveNotWornThisHatOutYet #AndIRealiseThatTheHatIsAnAnimalHatWhichIsWhatIMainlyWearInMyDanceVideos #AndIWearAHatInMyDanceVideosBecauseIDoNotLikeHowILookInHats #AndIWasBulliedForAHatIHadInFirstSchool #SoItIsMyWayOfTryingToOvercomeMyPastExperiencesOfHatsWhichSoundsFunnyButIsTrue #ButIHaveOnlyReallyWornHatsLatelyInMyLivingRoom #SoIWillMakeAnEffortToWearItOutOnTheNextReallyColdDayAsIDoNotWantColdEarsOrAHeadache #IForgotToMentionWhatARidiculousSizeThosePomPomsAre #MyMumSaidICanCutThemOffButIFeelBad https://www.instagram.com/p/B4f08k6gWVr/?igshid=xo34vbo3ide6
Halloween by Alkaline Trio (@alkaline_trio) (2013 and 2019 dance versions) #IListenToThisSongAllYearRound #WellWhenIRememberItExists #WhichIsEveryFewMonths #ILikeTheOriginalButThisVersionIsSoGood #AFIDoAGoodVersionToo #IFeelLikeEveryYearITweetAboutHowGoodThisSongIsAndNoOneCares #SoThisYearIAmMakingItMoreInYourFace #ByPostingThisVideo #2013and2019Versions #OntoMyInstagram #AndThenIAmGoingToPutItOnTwitter #WhereNoOneWillCareAboutIt #ButIfOnePersonSaysTheyLikeThisSongThenIWillThinkItIsAJobWellDone #IWasPlanningToPostJeepersCreepersOnThisChannelNext #IHaveBeenSavingIt #ButThisIsSoObviouslyHalloween #ItIsCalledHalloween #AndJeepersCreepersHasJustBeenAdoptedByHorrorFilms #MainlyForTheName #IAlsoRedancedToFallChildrenByAFI #ButThatIsNotSoObviouslyHalloweenEither #ButIHighlyRecommendTheAllHallowsEPByAFI #IfeelLikeWheneverICanBeBotheredToRecommendAnythingIAlwaysWriteHighlyRecommend #IHopeTheyPutThisHalloweenVersionOnSpotifyEventuallySoIDoNotHaveToPlayItFromYouTubeAllTheTime https://www.instagram.com/p/B4SGJPlgtZM/?igshid=1i4o18u64159
31 (I just ate some veggie jerky and it was so gross that I had to spit it out) #IHaveNotPostedInAWhile #ISayAWhileAndIMean9Days #ButIFeelThatICanNotTalkAboutWhatIReallyWantToTalkAbout #AndThatIsAwkwardForMeAsITalkAboutMostThings #AndIFeelLikeNotFeelingAbleToTalkAboutWhatIsBotheringMeIsMakingMeFeelStuck #AndThenQuiteNegative #SoIJustNeedToGetOverMyselfAndPost #AsIHaveBeenMakingALotOfWorkButIJustHaveNotBeenPostingIt #AndMaybeThatIsWhyTheseHashtagsAreAPainAsIDoNotHaveToSayAnythingButIFeelLikeIHaveToDoTheseAndSoIFeelLikeIHaveToTalk #AndMaybeThisStucknessIsJustMakingMeNotLikeWhatIAmMaking #ApartFromMyDanceVideosAsIHadAGoodSessionAndMaybeIWentTooHard #IAmWritingThisAndIHaveNotSelectedAnImageYet #IFeelLikeOneFromMyBirthdayShootIsAGoodStart #AsIPostedAVideoAboutBeing31ButNotAPhoto #HereIsOne #IGotStuckBetweenAFew #ItIsNotTheGreatest #ItWillProbablyBeOneOfThoseThatIWillLikeMoreInAFewYears #NowToThinkOfATitle #31AndRestingTheWeightOfMyHeadOnMyHandWithMyOtherHandHoldingTheWeightOfMyHair #LikeMyHairIsSuperHeavyOrSomething #IJustAteSomeVeggieJerkyAndItWasGrossSoIWillMakeItAboutThat #IHaveBeenVeggieForHalfOfMyLifeAndIHaveEatenALotOfFakeMeatButManThatWasGrim #ItJustRemindedMeOfHowMuchIDidNotLikeBeef #ThanksLidlForMakingMeBuyStuffInYourInterestingSection #Anyways #IThinkThisColdWeatherIsGettingToMeAsIJustWantToHibernateAndItIsOnlyOctober #FirstFullAutumnAndWinterUpNorth #IMadeSomeTeaAndLeftItToBrewButIForgotAboutItAndNowItIsIceCold https://www.instagram.com/p/B4NZVlrgMda/?igshid=1uzimtpvz7b1h
31. #ItCouldAlsoBeCalledIWasTryingNotToAnnoyMyNeighboursNumber4 #ThatIsWhyTheAudioIsSoQuietSoYouNeedToTurnYourVolumeUpSoz #AndProbablyAlsoBecauseItWasRecordedOnMyPhoneAndNotInMyBathroomOnMyBetterMicrophone #But31IsMoreToThePointAsIHaveTurned31 #IThinkAt30IWasMoreInAweThatIWas30AndDidNotThinkTooMuchAboutWhatBeing30Meant #WhereasISaidToTThatINeverThoughtIWouldMakeItToMy30s #Which31HasMadeMeRealise #OrMaybeThatIsALieAndIThoughtAboutThatWhenITurned30 #ButTurning31SeemsMorePoignantInSomeWay #AndIRealiseInMyTeensThatINeverReallyImaginedMePastMy20s #BecauseIWasSuchAMess #EvenInMy20sIDidNotReallySeeMeMakingItToMy30sUntilPrettyLateIntoMy20s #IDidNotPostOnWorldMentalHealthDayAsIFeelLikeITalkAboutItEnoughInMyWorkMostOfTheTime #NotWorldMentalHealthDayButMentalHealthInGeneral #OrMaybeItIsNotThatObviousAsSometimesIJustHintAtIt #ButEveryDayITryToWorkOnMyself #AndMyMainThingAtTheMomentIsTryingToStressMyselfOutLess #AnywaysWithTheVideoIDidALotOfTakes #IStartedOffRecordingItInMyBathroomWithTheIdeaOfAddingVisualsLater #ButIDidNotKnowWhatIWasGoingToDo #AndIThinkSeeingMeStrugglingToSayAllTheAlphabetWithOneBreathIsMoreInterestingToSee #ThanMeDoingSomeWeirdDanceInterpretation #IMightPostAFewOuttakeSnippetsInMyStories #IfICanBeBotheredToGoThroughThemAllAndFindBits #IKnowThereIsOneWhereMyKneeCracksLoudlySoIRestart #IKnowIMessUpWithSomePronounciationsOfVowelWords #AndWhatIsTheDifferenceBetweenXirtyAndZirty #WishingMyselfAHappy31stYearWhereIWillEnterAFifthDecadeOfExistence #AndSorryForTheCropping #GoodbyeFingerTips https://www.instagram.com/p/B3pRFKRglp1/?igshid=994ly2og3kkr
6th September 2015 from the series Amalgamated Anomalies. #IDidNotGiveThisAnAlternativeTitleAndSoItJustHasABoringTitle #IHaveSaidItBeforeButMaybeIDoNeedToRenameOldPictures #AMoreInterestingTitleCouldBe #AfterITookThisPictureIHopedIWouldBeAskedToDoATrainersCampaign #ButItHasBeen4YearsAndThatHasNotHappened #AnywaysIChoseThisPictureToGoWithTheLastOneAsItIsToDoWithBalanceAsWell #IWasGoingToChooseADifferentOneThatIsMyFavouriteFromTheSeriesButIRealisedItDidNotHaveMuchToDoWithBalance #ThinkIAlsoSaidThisBeforeButIThinkAmalgamatedAnomaliesIsMyFavouriteSeries #AndAtTheMomentTheProjectThatIAmWorkingOnIsCalledAmalgamatedAnomalies2InMyWorkInProgressFolder #IINot2ButICouldNotPutItNextToIIAsItLookedLikeIIItWhichIsHardToRead #ButINeedToThinkOfABetterTitleAnyways #ActuallyTheFolderIsCalledAProjectThatIsLikeAmalagamatedAnomalies #AsWhenIStartedItThatIsWhatIHadInMind #ButWithAmalgamatedAnomaliesItWasAboutTakingPixSoThatIDidNotHaveToPhotographMyselfOutside #WhereasNowItIsJustTakingPicturesTo #IGuessINeedToFigureItOut #MakingMyArtWorkGivesMeMeaningInLife #SoIGuessIAmTakingPhotosForThisProjectToAppeaseThePartOfMyBrainThatGetsStressedWhenIDoNotMakeWork #JustHadToDoubleCheckThatAppeaseWasTheWordIWantedToUse #YesItIs #SometimesIWriteWordsAndIHaveToCheckTheMeaning #Lol #SoYesINeedToThinkOfATitleAsTheCollectionIsGrowingAndIGuessSoonIWillNeedToSelect #ThereAre48ShootsInThisWorkInProgressFolder #NotAllOfThemFitInThough #AndItDoesNotFeelFinishedYet #TheEndOfTheYearAndDecadeMightBeANaturalEnd https://www.instagram.com/p/B3kWY0SgHol/?igshid=1tqb438ufrqeb
My Legs Hurt Two Days Later And It Took Me A While To Realise Why #ThisSeemsToBeAReoccuringThemeInMyLife #MyDoingAShootAndThenFeelingABitAchey #IHaveStartedToDoStretchesEveryMorningNowThough #IJustNeedToRememberToWarmUpAndDownForShoots #LikeIAmAnAthleteOrSomething #IUsedToStretchALotButThenIJoinedTheGym #ButIQuitTheOtherWeekAsIOnlyLikedWorkingOutToTheQuizShowPointless #AndTheyChangedTheChannelToStrictlyComeDancingStuffInstead #IThoughtThatWasOnlyASaturdayThingButObviouslyNot #YouWouldThinkILikeThatBecauseItIsDancingAndILikeDancingButILikePointless #SpoiledMuch #IKeepSayingIWillGoForARunAndThatHasNotHappenedYet #IFeelTooAwkwardRunningInPublic #WhichIsWhyIStoppedDoingItYearsAgo #WhenIUsedToMakeMyselfRunForAnHourAndHatedEveryMinuteOfIt #WellIMustHaveLikedAtLeastOneMinuteOfIt #ProbablyWhenIWasOnTheHomeStretch #SoMoreStretchingAtHome #ISayStretching #IMeanMeDoingMyOwnInterpretationOfYoga #AThingAboutThePhoto #IDoNotPhotoshopMyPicturesMuch #ButILookLikeICleanedTheFloorWithMyTrousersBeforeIPutThemOn #ThoughIPutThemOnAndDidTheShootWhereIMovedAboutALot #INeedToRememberToVacuumTheFloorBeforeShoots #VacuumTheFloorAndStretchMore #GotIt https://www.instagram.com/p/B3eY3n9AxJm/?igshid=sqykiptwrcgy
My Teeth Hurt From Biting My Thumb Too Much Or Eating Too Much Fried BBQ Giant Corn Or Both #AndIThinkIHaveASaltHeadache #IUsuallyGetOneAfterIEatPizzaEvenThoughIDrinkLotsOfWater #MyGumsAreDefinitelySad #IUsuallyGetThatAfterEatingTooManyCrisps #AnywaysIAmWorriedThatILookLikeIAmTryingToBeSeductive #ButThatIsReallyNotMyBag #RemindsMeOfTheTimeIGotLoadsOfVisitsToMyWebsiteAfterMyDanceVideosWereOnTheFrontPageOfRedditAndSomeoneSaidITookNudePhotos #AndIWasAllLikeEnjoyYourSadGirlPorn #BecauseTheProjectThatWasLinkedToWasOneOfMyYourMindAndBodyProjectsWhichIsToDoWithTryingToLearnToAcceptMyBodyAndHavingCrapSelfEsteem #SameWithWhenMyPhotosUsedToGetRebloggedToPornTumblrs #ButIBiteMyThumbWhenIAmStressed #IThoughtMaybeThatIsALieAsIUsuallyBiteMyLittleFinger #ButThenICaughtMyselfBitingMyThumbWhilstTryingToDecideOnAPhoto #NoIAmNotSuckingIt #SometimesIDoNotRealiseIAmBitingOneOfMyFingersOrThumb #ButThenItStartsToHurtAndINoticeTheTeethMarks #ThatIsUsuallyMyIndexFinger #IAmTalkingLikeIHaveOneHandButIMeanMyLeftHand #ITookThisPictureAfterMyLongWindedSessionForMyHandHoldingVideo #WhichWasAWeekAgoButIHaveHadALotOfAdminAndOtherThingsOnThisWeekSoHaveBeenSlowToPost #ILookABitCrazyInThis #JustSearchedForANiceWordForCrazyAsIDoNotReallyLikeThatWord #ButIDoNotThinkThereIsOne #WeirdWeAllKnowIAmWeird #IWroteAwkwardSoManyTimesTodayInMyAnswersForAnInterview #ILikeHowYouCanSeeTheTapeOnTheMaterial #AndMyHairWillForeverBeingAMess #ITriedToManageMyHairTodayMoreForARecordedSkypeThingThanIDoInMyPhotos #YouWouldThinkAfter10YearsOfTakingSelfPortraitsThatIWouldRememberToWipeFoodCrumbsFromMyMouthAndTidyMyEyebrowsWithMyFingers #ButNoThatIsNotUsuallyTheCase https://www.instagram.com/p/B3NAL_qA9SZ/?igshid=172nho4m2pdfv
Hand Holding / Holding Of Hands. (sound on) #WellIOnlyDidABazillionMoreTakesThanIExpectedForThis #ChangingTheChoreographyAroundEvenIfItDoesNotLookThatChoreographed #AndThenHavingToMoveTheChairsForwardDidNotGoVerySmoothlyMostOfTheTime #AndThenNotBeingAbleToSeeOnceIWasBehindTheCurtainWasNotGreat #AndTheQualityIsNotThatGreatForMostOfIt #ButIGotThere #AndItWillDoUntilICanAffordASuperStarTeamForHighQualityThings #IDoNotKnowIfIWantThatThough #FeltAwkwardEnoughWithTiagoMakingHisLunchInTheBackgroundForSomeOfIt #IOriginallyWasNotHappyWithTheAudio #IHopeMyNeighboursCouldNotHearMeSingingButTheyProbablyCould #AndThenTheyHadToHearItAMillionTimesWhilstIWasTryingToDoTheVisuals #AndScrapingTheChairsOnTheFloorToo #SorryNeighbours #EverytimeIResetITookTheComputerOffALittleTableThatITookOffTwoChairsToAvoidScrapingItConstantly #ButOnceIStartedToDoTheVisualsIForgotAboutTheAudio #OnTuesdayIMadeSomeDanceVideosAndWasDoingMyUsualTestsByMovingMyHandsAround #ThoughtThatWouldBeAFunVideo #StartedToMakeTheSongUp #IHaveChangedTheLyricsALittleBitDuringTheWeekAndThenIRecordedTheAudioAndVisualsTodayWhichIsAFriday #OriginallyIThoughtIWouldBeCompletelyBehindTheBlackFabricButThingsChanged #FunnyHowThisVideoAndTheLastOneWhichWasTheFirstOneLikeThisAreBothToDoWithConsent #ILoveSomeFunPlayfulVideosWithADeeperMessage #IAlsoFeltLikeIHadToAddTheSecondBitAsIWorryWithMakingAThingSayingHandsAreThereForHoldingThatPeopleWillJustWalkUpToMeAndStartHoldingMyHand #AndThatIsTooAwkwardSoPleaseDoNotDoThatToMeOrAnyoneElseThankYou #IAlmostForgotToMentionHowAwkwardItIsMakingSomethingWithMeSingingSomewhatNormally #JustHearingItNowOnInstagramIsSoCringe #ButIGuessThisChapterOfMyWorkIsALotToDoWithBecomingMoreComfortableWithMyWordsAndMyVoice #FunAwkwardTimes #ThatIsWhatIWillCallMyAutobiography https://www.instagram.com/p/B26qMo9AG7G/?igshid=cymvoz7sl01t
14th October 2012 II from the series Your Mind & Body Is All That You've Got #MyLastPhotoWasMeWithSomeHairCoveringMyEyesWhichITookLastWeek #AndIWantedToPostAPictureFromThisSeriesAsAHeyLookIKeepTryingToRemakeOldPicturesKindOfThingAgain #AsIHaveAThingForCoveringMyFaceWithMyHairWhichIWasAboutToSayStartedWithThisProject #ButIRealiseThatIHaveAPhotoOfMyselfFrom2010WithMyHairOverMyFaceAndWithSomeInMyMouth #WithTheTitleYourMindAndBodyIsAllThatYouveGot #IActuallyGaveThatTitleToManyPictures #AndThenToProjects #ItWasSomethingIWroteDownDuringMyPhaseThatInspiredMyProjectRealityOfYouthGoingBackwardsInVain #IWasGoingToPostThisPictureOrOneWithMyHairCompletelyCoveringMyFaceAndMeGrabbingMyChinLastWeek #ButThenIEndedUpBookingATripToAmsterdamVeryLastMinute #WhichIsVeryUnlikeMeAsIUsuallyBookThingsWayMoreInAdvance #ButIFeltLikeIWasStuckAndNotFeelingGreat #IHaveBeenHavingABitOfAConfidenceCrisis #WhichIGetFromTimeToTime #ButIThinkItBecameWorseAsIFeelLikeIAmJustRepeatingPictures #AndThenThatForeverReoccuringAwkwardnessOfFeelingLikePeopleThinkBadlyOfMeForMainlyMakingWorkAboutMyself #ButItIsSomethingThatIHaveBeenDoingFor10YearsNow #WhichMakesMeFeelABitBetterInSomeWay #ButMoreAwkwardInOthers #HoweverAfterWalkingIntoAMassiveRoomOfPhotographsIFeelLike #1LotsOfPeopleAreMakingWorkAndYoureAVerySmallPersonInTheWorldOfItAll #2AndALotOfPeopleJustGetOnAndMakeTheirWorkSoIfTheyCanWhyCantYou #SoJustGetOnWithItAndEnjoyItAndHaveSomeFun #EverythingHasBeenDoneSoINeedToStopWorryingThatIAmTreadingOnPeoplesToes #AsOftenIDoNotDoThingsAsIThenRememberSomeoneDidItOnce #ThenISee5MorePeopleDoingItAndIThinkIShouldHaveDoneItAnyways #SoWhyBeatMyselfUpAndPutMyselfDown #BloodyWasteOfTime #ListeningToSongsThatIUsedToCryToAsATeenagerAndWishThatMyYoungerSelfCouldSeeMyselfNow #IAmGoingToTryMyBestToMakeTheseGoodThoughtsAndFeelingsThatIAmCurrentlyExperiencingStay https://www.instagram.com/p/B2xC1OCACaV/?igshid=1duc94uaexd92
Section of my 2013 and 2019 dances to Bitchin' by The Donnas. #MyLastPostWasAboutHowIHaveChanged #AndIHaveChangedInALotOfWays #ButApparentlyMyDanceMovesHaveNot #IDoNotWatchTheOriginalVideoOfMeDancingBeforeIPutThemTogether #AndIAbsolutelyLoveTheBitOfMeDoingThePointingToWereGonnaTakeYouOver #IReallyThoughtIWasBeingOriginal #Hahahaha #OrIGuessItShouldBe #HaHaHaHa #AnywaysILoveThisSong #AndIWouldHavePostedMoreOfTheVideoBeforeThisBit #ButIKnowNoOneHasTimeToWaitForTheBestBits #MaybeYouThinkThisIsTheWorstBit #OrTheWholeThingIsTheWorst #ButItGaveMeJoy #AndItIsGoodToKnowThatAfter6YearsOfDoingTheseVideosIStillGetJoyFromThem #GoListenToBitchinByTheDonnas #ItSoundsLikeItCouldBeTheThemeTuneToSomeTVSeries #AndILoveIt #ISaidThatAlready #HaveIToldYouHowMuchILoveThisSong #IHaveBeenTryingToMakeAListOfMyTop10FaveSongsForAges #MaybeThisIsOnIt #Shrug #NoteToSelf #DoNotEndAListOfHashtagsWithShrug #ThatIsLame https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Wxyl1APQD/?igshid=ys5wii14q4wk
My Body Is My Body Is My Body Is My Body (sound on) #IWillBeSurprisedIfThisAudioDoesNotCreepIntoMyDreamsTonight #MoreLikeMyNightmaresAsIRecordedItSoManyTimes #AndThenHeardItSoManyTimesWhilstTryingToWorkOutChoreographyForIt #IUsuallyImprovMyDanceVideos #1TakeOnlyBusinessNotThis40TimesNonsense #IWasTracingMyFaceTheOtherDayWhilstSettingUpForDanceVideosSoIWroteTheIdeaDown #IAmSureItHasBeenDoneAMillionTimesBeforeByPeopleForVideosButEverythingHasBeenDoneBeforeRight #TodayIPlannedToMakeACompletelyDifferentVideoThenISawThisIdeaAndFeltUpForDoingIt #IWasSatOnMyExerciseMatThinkingMoreThanExercisingAndWonderedWhatAudioToDoAsIDidNotWantItToBeSilent #AndThenIJustStartedDoingALittleWhisperedChantAboutMyBodyBeingMyBody #BecauseItIsMyBodyYeah #SoIDugOutMyRecorderWhichIsApparentlyUpsetAsItIsOnlyShowing8s #ButItStillWorkedSoIStartedToRecordInMyBathroomAsItIsTheMostSoundproofRoom #AndTheNeighboursSoundedLikeTheyWereUpToStuffSoINeededTheSoundproofness #EverytimeIGotAGoodTakeIDecidedToChangeTheLyricsABit #ThatWasAnnoying #LyricsOrWords #IsThisClassedAsASongOrJustSomethingWeird #ProbablyJustSomethingWeird #IAmGladIDecidedToWhisperAsOtherwiseTheNeighboursWouldHaveProbablyComplainedAboutHearingIt100PlusTimes #IFinallyThoughtThisVideoTakeWasGoodEnough #SoIAteLunchAndWatchedAnimalVideos #DidYouKnowThatKangaroosCanSuspendTheirPregnanciesAndCanNotWalkBackwards #WhoKnewAVideoAboutMyBodyBeingMyBodyCouldAlsoProvideAnimalFacts #ButYeahMyBodyIsMyBody #AndYourBodyIsYourBody #SoRespectForAllBodies #BodiesBodiesBodies #ThatJustRemindsMeThatIHadAGreatTimeAtAWeddingTheOtherWeekDancingToBodiesByDrowningPool https://www.instagram.com/p/B18zyGqAHnN/?igshid=17p6b0t4k3wad
Princess Diana's Eyes #ICalledMyNanRecently #AndSheSaidSomeGuyDoingWorkInHerHouseHadSeenAPictureOfMe #AndHeJustSaid #PrincessDianasEyes #AndThenWalkedAwayFromIt #IUsedToGetToldThatILookedLikeHerALotWhenIWasYounger #MaybeItIsBecauseIHadShortHair #WorkingBehindACounterInRetailPeopleWouldSayIt #PeopleCameUpToMeInTheStreetTenYearsAgoInAmericaToTellMe #IOnceAppliedToDoAResidencyInACastleAndISaidIWouldPretendToBePrincessDianaForTwoWeeks #IDidNotGetIt #QuelleSurprise #ITriedToTakeAPictureForThisTitleWhenMyNanToldMeButIWasJustTakingPicturesOfMyEyesAndItWasBoring #ISearchedForAnImageOfHerThisMorningAndSawThatYesterdayWasTheAnniversaryOfHerDeath #IThoughtIBetterWearSomethingThatICouldSlightlyImagineHerWearing #SoIWentTheWeddingSectionOfMyWardrobe #IDoNotLikeDressingUpForWeddings #MyIdeaOfDressingUpIsSomeoneElsesIdeaOfHavingACasualDay #ButYeahIDefinitelyDoNotLookLikeHerAnymore #IThinkTheHairIsABigPartOfIt #MineIsTooLongNow #IAmOftenTuckingItIntoMyTopOrWhateverIfIForgetAHairBobble #ButHereIAmTuckingItInToMyDressToTryToGetShorterHair #ItIsNotAStatementAboutArmpitHair #IHaveNotWornThisDressInAWhileAtWeddingsBecauseOfItShowingMyArmpits #IThinkDianaWouldHaveNeverLetSomeoneTakeHerPhotoIfSheHadGreasyHairAndNeededToWashIt #SheAlsoSmiledMoreInPicturesAndWoreMakeupAndIDoubtThatSheWorePlasticWatches #IWouldHaveTakenAPictureWithMyHandOnMyChinButMyLastPhotoIsLikeThat #SoARoyalesqueHandClaspWhilstConcealingMyCameraRemoteSeemedLikeAGoodOption #NotSureIfHandClaspingIsTheRightTermButISearchEnginedItAndItWillDo https://www.instagram.com/p/B14bxYYAAYj/?igshid=fi57ivmgowwn
I Thought Eating Too Many Crisps Made Me Ill #IGotASoreThroat #IThoughtItWasBecauseIAteABoxOfCrisps #YesABox #SoEcoTheseDays #WellItWasInAPlasticBagWithinABox #NotSoEcoThen #ThatSoundsLikeCerealButTheyWereCrisps #WellMaybeTheyWereNotCrisps #IGotTheBoxOutOfRecyclingAnd #WellIWroteThisBeforeIFoundItAndIWasGoingToPutTheAnswer #TheBoxIsNotThere #AndItWasNotInTheBin #ButWeUsuallyDoNotEmptyTheBagThatOften #WellTheyAreLikeAHipperVersionOfWheatCrunchies #DoTheyCountAsCrisps #IOnlyBuyThemWhenTheyAreDiscounted #AndIWasSatInBedFeelingSorryForMyselfReadingMyBeachBoysBookAndIAteTheWholeBoxSlashBag #BecauseThereIsNoPointLeavingTenForNextTimeAndTiagoDidNotWantAny #AndNowIAmMoreIll #IWroteAllThisYesterday #TiagoHadUsedTheBoxToPutAPlantOnIt #TheyAreCrunchySticks #AndIAmStillIll #Cough #TheseHashtagsWereSupposedToBeAboutMyMessyIllPersonHairButTheyBecameAboutCrispsAndBoxesAndARecyclingBag #CoughCough #NowAnotherDayHasPassedAndIWillPostThis #TheCoughsRepresentMyCoughsNotSomeKindOfAWinkWinkNudgeNudgeSituation #ThatSoundsDodgy https://www.instagram.com/p/B1yFy4egqUE/?igshid=h51opafpdowo
Do you know I have a talk next week? You can come along and hear me speak About photography and things that I do I’ll probably be mainly dressed in blue It’s on Thursday 22nd of August Tell your friends to attend if you must It’s in Liverpool at a gallery called Open Eye Say hello and have a pry All August I also have work there on a screen The title of the project is actually quite mean 6pm is the time of the talk If you go to James Street station it's not far to walk The show and talk are free to all So hop along to Mann Island and we’ll have a ball! https://www.instagram.com/p/B1MgFibJG4d/?igshid=3zbi7bo48ity
I've got a husband who can sleep anywhere Anywhere without a care I've got a husband who can sleep on a train On a bus, on a boat, on a plane I've got a husband who can sleep whilst travelling near or far Except when he's driving as he's driving the car I've got a husband who can fall asleep really quick I want to learn his cool sleeping trick https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ydA3PASDf/?igshid=1kzltqzj4jpiy