blitzkrieged

full-time goblin, part-time doodler of bisexuals

[blitzkrieged]

after a long day (of being attractive)

[aaronsugdens]

emmerdale + textposts

bonus chasron:

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[kosmogrl]

[ashstfu]

[swagvo1d]

dead end

[headspace-hotel]

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[angelicdewdrop]

[killxbunnyyy]

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[poetrylesbian]

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

[6okuto-moved-deactivated2025080]

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

[toskarin]

you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

[baddywronglegs]

I use 👍in text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less 👍

[sailor-arashi]

[sjonni33]

void [patreon/ko-fi]

[platonbatonn]

love my disabled son