Free to Roam

[jockpat]

Some people eat cake every day. Adults. That is all.

[jockpat]

Animes have to get into using Series / Seasons. There's nothing more daunting than finding a 1 series anime only to find out it has 147 episodes.

[ongoing-catastrophe]

El Higgins will always have a special place in my heart for having the worlds strictest and most generous set of morals and hating it the whole time

[jockpat]

I'm sure that it's based on most frequent purchases but it does feel targeted that the short version of trousers are further back on the high racks.

Obviously I have shorter legs and now I have to tiptoe and stretch to buy some work chinos.

[jockpat]

Remember to spay and neuter your quarterbacks and running backs. If they escape the football facility they can wreak havoc on the local community's pregnancy rates.

[jockpat]

"The internet needs to be regulated to protect children from harmful content" - Brought to you by parents who happily bought and showed their own children Watership Down on VHS.

[berensreverie]

Art about transformation I think

[prophetic-writer]

When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

[jockpat]

I've always understood that commas are for when you're not done talking but need to breathe. The ally of everybody who has ever heard misinformation about their favourite subject.

[jockpat]

Scotland can be sunny. Who knew?

[jockpat]

It's all so quiet...sshhh

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[jockpat]

Rebecca Black: Vindicated ✅

[jockpat]

🏞️ Chase the rainbow 🌈

[abbiistabbii]

Come to Linux! We have...

Mascot: official Version

Mascot: Unofficial Transgender Furry Fox Version

More Desktop options than you can imagine

More Distribution options than you can Imagine.

More people willing to fight God for Half a Bagel over their preferred combination of Distribution and Desktop you can imagine.

The most uwu transfemmes and femboys you can imagine, all of them wearing Thigh Highs.

Mad Computer Scientists who could be dangerous if given access to a traffic light.

Everyone's favourite Fennoswedish Dad.

The Homeless guy who insists on using ONLY free software and defending Jeffery Epstein, and he's just done compiling the latest builds.

Pewdiepie for some fucking reason.

Arch Users.

Arch Users who insist on telling newbies to use Arch as their first Distro.

Sane people telling said newbies not to do that and just try Linux Mint first.

Men who look like the comic book guy.

People in developing countries doing absolutely great things with low spec tech.

People who skin their desktops to look like the OS they used when they were a child.

Tiling Window Manager users with anime wallpapers who post of /r/unixporn

Fans of Federated Social Media.

People who insist on using the Terminal for everything.

Ubuntu users who insist it's "still good".

Debian users will defend the release schedule with their dying breath.

People think the Cosmic Desktop is the Second Coming.

KDE Plasma Users.

Gnome Users.

People who think the government is watching them.

People who know the government is watching them.

The Majority of Webservers.

Literal Hackers.

People who really love conferences.

[jockpat]

• People who are blocking the government from seeing them book their annual vacation before putting in their full name, passport number and paying with their credit card.

[jockpat]

Are you hiking more than one mountain in a day with me? Are you slightly slower than me?

It's too late! I've already identified myself as the chad Samwise Gangee and you as the beta film-based Frodo Baggins.

[jockpat]

The Dipper. I like to think Ornithologists were in a hurry to get somewhere when they accidentally discovered the Dipper and had to begrudgingly record it and give it a name.

[againaweasel]

I’m 99.9% sure that we are all on the same page, but just in case we aren’t: 

The kids who have now been cast as the Golden Trio in the HP reboot have not earned abuse. Suggesting they have does not help. It does not further trans rights. It just makes you dick. 

sending, or planning to send, these 10 year olds hate does nothing. Even if your main gripe is they don’t look like the images in your head or like Daniel radcliffe, just don’t. 

The adults who have willingly involved themselves in the series having full mental faculties and the ability to read and comprehend JKs actions (in the case of the Snape actor, understand it’s wrong, but still want that bag), are worthy of critique. Ben Barnes’ ‘oh yeah I’d totally be involved, why not?’ is worthy of critique, we can critique the actions of these kids' guardians if you like. 

But just don’t direct that shit those three kids. 

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!