oh i got this bruh

I'M JACQUES PORTSMAN AND SPORTS ARE COOL ACEATTORNERDS IS PRETTY COOL TOO

[jocksportsman]

[oomgawara-blog]

[jocksportsman]

[jocksportsman]

did i just fall asleep sitting at my desk with my head on my keyboard? i sure as heck did 

[jocksportsman]

slam dunking it at the BASKETBALL COURT.... and also..... the COURT OF LAW

this is the only post in my drafts

[bobbyfulbrightest-deactivated20]

aWH, thanks, portsman! you’re the best! [HUGS]

[jocksportsman]

aw, i know i am, jim! 

you're alright too!

[jocksportsman]

l'belle looks better as an ogre

[jocksportsman]

>2014 >tumblr has the audacity to put recommended blogs that aren't about sports onto my tumblr dashboard

[bobbyfulbrightest-deactivated20]

not really…

[jocksportsman]

well, you keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy, bobbert!

who am i to crush my best bud's dreams?

[bobbyfulbrightest-deactivated20]

C’MON, now! i’m only 33..

[jocksportsman]

that's a full four years older than me! you're gettin' along in years, bobbert...

[jocksportsman]

we definitely were! how could you forget all our good times together?

[bobbyfulbrightest-deactivated20]

…huh.

SORRY I FORGOT, HA HA. GUESS MY MEMORY ISN’T THE BEST; IT’S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK!

[jocksportsman]

yeah, your memory is probably bad because you're so old!

but it sure is good to be back! 

[bobbyfulbrightest-deactivated20]

jocksportsman replied to your post:wait i just remembered portsman used to be a JERK…

NOOO BOBBERT we were best buds remember ?? :^)

………..were we?

[jocksportsman]

we definitely were! how could you forget all our good times together?

[jocksportsman]

forgot i changed my url r.i.p. jerkportsman 

[aceattornerds]

portsman is gay

-mod tino larry

[jocksportsman]

it;s not gay if you say no homo 

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[jocksportsman]

i wasn't online because i was too busy slam dunking for 3 months straight

[jocksportsman]

bobbyfulbrightest replied to your post

PORTSMAN

BOBBERT!

[jocksportsman]

i wasn't following like anybody on the masterlist but now i am