Sma

[conspiracypenguin]

the difference between me and maple ridge is that maple ridge is filled with drug addicts, and my brain is filled with gay band members. We are NOT the same.

[demilypyro]

[conspiracypenguin]

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[conspiracypenguin]

me putting "for writing" after every sketchy google search

[aro-culture-is]

apothi-aro culture is having that one friend that has a new crush or boyfriend every three seconds but she has the most horrible taste in men so I’m left with a fire to put out every couple of weeks and like. Honey I love you so much but this is fucking stupid. You have so many alloro friends, one of them can help. I’m flattered you love and trust me with your emotions, but please. I’m tired.

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[conspiracypenguin]

oh my fucking god

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[conspiracypenguin]

imagine if niki had the low taper fade

[conspiracypenguin]

this is so fucking funny

[conspiracypenguin]

getting the random intense urge to animate feels like the green goblin mask whispering to me from the abandoned neglected corner of my mind

[conspiracypenguin]

"The cunning animator attacks neither x-sheets nor blocking. The ROUGH PASS, first we FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!"

[conspiracypenguin]

getting the random intense urge to animate feels like the green goblin mask whispering to me from the abandoned neglected corner of my mind

[conspiracypenguin]

Put them all out of their fucking misery

[conspiracypenguin]

this aint Cliff this is Mountain

[conspiracypenguin]

you've heard of my gay son, and my even gayer son, but have you heard of my aroace daughter????????????????????????????????????????

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[conspiracypenguin]

why do apple users have to go through hell and back to use literally anything?

[conspiracypenguin]

I love writing about my gay son but I also love writing about my even gayer son. Bet you didn't expect that one coming, I have two of them. That's what they dont tell you about me and my gay sons.