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INDIE LOW ACTIVITY CLYDE DONOVAN BY OCTO/MARK

[jocktears]

“can my emotions just be NORMAL FOR TWO SECONDS”

                             {  @softlovski    ✦ ✧ ✦ || Accepting ;;

       “You didn’t think to ask yourself that years ago?          I think everyone else in South Park has!                                                       Uh— no shade, I think.”

[jocktears]

Hey man, just curious, what’s the most you’ve ever eaten in one go? And why?

         “TWELVE Tacos— over at David’s family place— in a little over 40 minutes!                                                                       And?        —    that was while talking!             But why? BRUH, have you been there? They have a party pack of tacos!           Also, I didn’t want dad to know I ate out instead of at home... Hahahh...”

[historyspelt]

{ @historyspelt   credit: (deactivated) elvishness ;;

[jocktears]

     ok but... since its been so long... clyde’s memories get p foggy. he doesn’t remember being there when his mom died nor why she did. it never came up because it’s not something anyone talks about any more though.

[jocktears]

“ … god , i wish that were me . ”

           {  @mothertucker     ✦ ✧ ✦ || Accepting ;;

                 “Me too! 48 tacos sounds like a dream...” A hungry hum left his lips as he rested his cheek on his hand. “Oh--- right, the hundred thousand dollar grand prize sounds good too...!”

[heartscng]

the mountains are calling & i must go. independent stan marsh of south park. originally loved by montana oct. 2018 &. revisited august 2020.

[heartscng]

dangerous territory, boys…

[niamarmoshanightdragonflyarchive]

“no guys listen this is very serious!!!”

[jocktears]

“Disney on ice doesn’t even really show nips... They just give shirtless characters body suits and spray paint nips onto them.”

[parismemes]

OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS IVE SAID THIS MONTH IN THE DISCORD SERVER AS SENTENCE STARTERS

“very funny because of how incorrect this is.” “can my emotions just be NORMAL FOR TWO SECONDS” “im fine im laughing at a cone in a pool” “wow! that frightens me.” “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” “IM FUCKING. F I N I S H E D” “i know i was like on the edge of my metaphorical seat” “its not the same if we dont all enjoy it/suffer together” “now. i dont mean to suggest something is wrong here.” “also i will almost definitely not pay attention to anything, which is bad” “im also aware i didnt actually make a point. it stands” “anyway i actually got distracted from my original plan when i saw the big hand” “im gonna say it. miguel deserved to stay in el dorado” “uh oh, ive awoken the bastard” “they havent shut the fuck up about the onceler from the lorax since i started talking to them again” “disney on ice doesn’t even really show nips they just give shirtless characters body suits and spray paint nips onto them” “yeah but youd hold me at gunpoint for fun” “i said ‘i think we need to overthrow the government’ and they went ‘YES! we were JUST TALKING about how that needs to happen the other day-’” “you think im just being a little crazy right now but the truth is this is the real me :’(” “dont you want to be loved. to be home. to have worm” “i think i want to eat worms just for the experiencce now” “at least this way he doesnt have to know his dad is a terrorist” “imagine almost running into someone on the street and they immediately give you their entire life story” “i WISH i didnt have any examples :(” “i WILL win this dick measuring contest or die trying” “last week i was too afraid to get up and ask for ketchup during my mom’s birthday lunch but literally the day after that i told someone on the street to eat their ass and choke on it for reasons related to current events” “by nature the waters are not wet however the bottles that contain the water ARE :)” “ok nvm i drew something i liked. breakdown over” “when we got safe baking soda today i almost accidentally put a whole ass tablespoon in when it called for like half a teaspoon” “anyway ive never watched ATLA but ive taken THREE atla quizzes” “yea alright as if i didnt cry yesterday afternoon because i had to honk at another car in a parking lot” “lets test this theory i also have a clown what if we give him two clowns for the price of one” “since you’re normal you probably have no actual insight into the relationship between mark twain and his wife” “IT WAS MY TURN TO GET CALLED OUT” “boys back boys back” “WHO LET HIM PUT A THREE YEAR OLD IN THE WASHING MACHINE” “i was very scared that i just wasnt understanding for a second. i doubted my grasp of the english language.” “AM I HAVING A STROKE?” “im queen of unsafe work practices” “th’lore. ax. th’lore ax. the lorAX” “i have a job now how much to buy your silence” “can you maybe not type ever again so i can say something first for once” “anyway i have to derail”

[jocktears]

i got too tired to rp... my discords octolord#2017 !! but im gonna try to sleep i think

[jocktears]

          “... No homo, but uh... Mothman can grate me on his abs.” 

[jocktears]

feel free to delete / add questions! TAGGED  BY :     @softlovski​

NICKNAME / ALIAS / HANDLE :     octo! mark!

MUN  FC :     reginald from los///erdex

ZODIAC :     virgo / aries moon / sag rising

HEIGHT :     4′8″

SEXUAL / ROMANTIC  ORIENTATIONS :     panro! greysex?

FAVORITE  BAND / ARTIST :     mother mother, journey, frank sinatra, justin timberlake, ariana grande, and beyonce

SONG  STUCK  IN  MY  HEAD :    boys will be bugs!!!!

LAST  MOVIE  I  WATCHED :     trolls world tour  (a while back. been watching shows instead. just finished BNA!!!)

LAST  THING  I  GOOGLED :    “different ways to say number 7 in japanese” (learning japanese and the number 7 on duolingo is not the number 7 i grew up with)

DO  I  GET  ASKS? :     i got one!

FOLLOWING :     19

FOLLOWERS :     266 (this is a p old acc thats why )

AVERAGE  AMOUNT  OF  SLEEP :     sometimes 2 sometimes 4 sometimes 12 hours what do u want from meeee

CURRENTLY  WEARING :     bravest warrior tshirt and power ranger pj pants

DREAM  JOB :     vet?? probably more realistic atm im going to be a paraprofessional and hopefully work at the autism program locally

DREAM  TRIP :     japan??? also canada to see my friends there??

FAVORITE  FOOD :     curry, spagetthi

FAVORITE  ANIMAL :     octopus! i also love capybaras and corgis

PLAY  ANY  INSTRUMENTS :     i used to play piano but that was HS (2014 i graduated) i don’t think I can just pick it back up. the coordination i had to work hard for and i definitely do not have it now. but baritone i most likely can still play though if i had one! also was learning trumpet but fell out of it (fingering is the same but mouth forms to play it is a lot harder for me im SQUEAKY). 

EYE  COLOR :     hazel, more brown than green though

HAIR  COLOR :     brown

LANGUAGES  YOU  SPEAK :     english and ASL (if that counts but i am also rusty on that LOL)

RANDOM  FACT(S) :     i love moth man || i want mothman to grate me on his abs || i’m currently in a gay ass relationship with a giant, gay, nerdy tree || my birthday is super close to the mothman festival but somehow i have yet to go wtf (7 hr drive ) || i have a sister that’s 6 y/o. i was an only child for 18 years and 9 days || my favorite pokemon is charmander || i got dragged by a boat once by my big toe it was fun 

TAGGING :    WHAT DO I DO. ARLO TAGGED MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW!!!! AAAA IM TAGGING @mysterion​ @finalbet​ !!!

[jocktears]

i stan muses who are shorter than me

[mysterion]

I’m gonna state this once because it isn’t something I should even have to.

If you support the sexualization of minors in any form of media don’t fucking interact with me.

[jocktears]

ALSO two different accounts named angela messaged my clyde and my mark cottswold at the same time. thats wild. are angelas a hive mind

[jocktears]

i got bad news. my hobby isnt rping. it’s napping.

i napped like... 10pm last night to 2am... then 1pm to 5 pm and then 6pm to 10pm.

and the worst part???

@tuprware let me. yall should get pitchforks and torches and get them