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I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

catcrumb

processintegrated

byjove

I avoid heights and it’s not because I’m afraid of heights, it’s actually the opposite. The call of the void gets a little too loud.

depsidase

ashcremated

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

omtai

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

darlin-collins

this is so fucking real

my battery is so dead, it can go from 100 to 0 in like an hour, its so inflated it broke the phones outside case, it fell the other day and caused the hole in the front screen, it looks like a bullet hole, I have it taped over as to not injure myself with the glass,two days ago it was face down and i went to pick it up and the touch screen just sperated from the rest of the phone, it's now held by a plastic tie at the top so that wouldn't happen again (but i think I'm going to have to add another to the bottom too), the on and off button hasn't worked properly for like 4 years now,i took it off and now just shove something into it's hole when it dies (which it does a lot because the battery is dead and it will die at 20%) and it needs to changer to be angled up to charge, i thought it was gone twice yet it clawed its way back to life ppl (the first it died and refused to turn back on like 3 months ago , two weeks later mom attempted to turn it on again and surprise it worked, the second it didn't want to charge and i thought that was it,the next day it charged just fine)

it's busted form the front,the back, held by tape, by tie, missing parts and don't function properly but i love him so much, he's my precious baby

as i told piff, it's a symbol of underconsumerism fr

im-a-fucking-dumbass

please for the love of god get a new phone or at the very least a new phone battery that thing is going to fucking explode and kill you

darlin-collins

ehhh maybe one day, for now i might as well enjoy the ability to use it as a truth or dare/7 minutes in heaven bottle,the spins it does are very satisfying

darlin-collins

@im-a-fucking-dumbass just wanted to tell you that i got it all fixed today! its all right as rain now

irrelevant-system

As a mere observer to this interaction I am now VERY glad you got it fixed 😭

#god damn #you were just carrying around a ticking time bomb

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

amvs

fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them

amvs

fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.

amvs

if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism

autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

#I gotta ask the universe #hey what the fuck

byjove

every Coachella season when videos from the festival flood every social media platform (except Tumblr) I’m like “thank god I’m broke and will never be able to afford that fucking nightmare”

sokkalore

my favorite thing about the legend of aang movie is that the zuko and sokka adult designs make it clear that several people working at avatar studios have spent a good amount of time in the zukka tag on tumblr dot edu

depsidase

lost-where-the-forest-would-grow

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff