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1dietcokeinacan

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

miridai

gaystation-4

celine dion didn’t drown for this

agoodcartoon

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

sciencevevo

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

officialcyndilauper-deactivated

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

ondoinganevildeedblues

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

cheaphalloweencostume

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

bogleech

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

dr-archeville

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

digitaldiscipline

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

agoodcartoon

edgar allen bro

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT