I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't

[metgala2018]

Someone take his phone from him

[wehaveallgotknives]

I will personally hand him another phone

[garbagegold]

Any blue eyed person: sometimes my eyes are an icy blue and sometimes they’re gray and sometimes they’re more of a turquoise and sometimes they’re even this darker blue...

Me: *waiting for them to be done*

[toastbutteregg]

[neo-soulless]

Posts that change your life

[squidificati0n]

[homofied]

[thesadboisguidetolife]

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

She came for his entire life and the next and previous 18 generations of the Musk name.

[thebookofloveislong]

A father to R2D2?!?!??! DEAD!

[funnytwittertweets]

[miscaptioned-love-live]

[domme-pie]

Lmaooooo 💀💀💀

[cheeky-orchid]

I'm Daphne

[vergak]

[ikeamalmdressers]

Alsksnsjdfjfhgjfhehruruej

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wormspeddler]

this makes me want to unalive

[the-real-skeletor]

[catchymemes]

[homofied]

[travalicious]

[teratomat]

[popepauljohn]

[sadboy4eva-deactivated20210907]

Boo, we hate your unvaccinated pussy.