Just a few of my favorite things...
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@joeadams152
Just a few of my favorite things...
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Friends, and I do not say that lightly. I am not deleting my account until I am forced to remove any of my posts.
I have however started a MeWe account, I posted the address just before this one. I also started a group called "The Exiled" its set to private so send me a message here or there. I hope the many people I really feel like I have learned a lot about over my time here on Tumblr, move there or if not there please post where you are going, so that so many great blogs and their efforts of years are not in vain.
I’m sure you’ve all heard by now that as of December 17th we’ll all be booted.
With that said what are our options for other similar sights ??? Any suggestions would be appreciated.
I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know quite a few of you and would consider you all as friends.
If you want to stay in touch until another viable option is discovered please email or Kik me.
Kik carnaleroticdesires
And plan on an epic Mom Bod Sunday this weekend !!!
Anybody know anything about or use Me We ???
Reddit ???
Kink space ??
What are your opinions if you use these ??
Looks like kink space and me we are popular.
What group or groups in Me We is everyone in ??
I'm on me we
I want you to join me on MeWe, the Next-Gen Social Network. No Ads. No Spyware. No BS: https://mewe.com/i/joeaddams
Just like everyone else, I’m upset with Tumblr’s decision. As many of you know, if you’ve done any research, Apple has ban Tumblr from their App Store. So, Tumblr has to ‘do something’ to show it’s working on eliminating its explicit content. Before you freak out and delete your content and/or blog…give it a few weeks. For those of us that have been here a few years, this has happened before. If you notice, they are utilizing a content scanning technology that tries to determine explicit content. Clearly the Jeep pic I posted isn’t explicit. And many explicit pics aren’t being tagged. This technology is like an viral scanning technology and you can apply filters and rules to it.
I’ve been blessed to build an amazing group of friends and support here that have helped me grow, change and become a more open minded person because of this site. Don’t be so rash to give up and dump your site. Write the admin team, write Apple and empower yourselves to be the change. If there is an alternative, we’ll all figure it out soon enough…but right now, they are merely showing us how the filters work and what on your blog will be impacted. Scroll through your previous posts to see what is impacted. Don’t just gut react. Educate yourselves.
For all of my friends and followers, I hope not to lose you. I’m sure I’ll miss a ton of people on this tag, but if you follow, please share. I’m not leaving until all the dust settles. Then we can decide what to do. @daddyknowsmebest @luvtoplaydirty @blueeyedkitten70 @blueeyes910 @blueeyedbabygirl @bluejeans-and-pearls @daughterofaphrodite828 @darkazazael @cumsumedbyhim @adventureofman @6stringgig @arcticsnoman @kansasdom @bamby387 @romanticeroticwolf @mister-chance @babesbaconandbooze @coolgreeneyedladi @cravehiminallways212 @calientell @did-you-just-touch-my-butt @deadly-affairs @gingerjuiced @veryinappropriate @yellow-is-my-aesthetic @sassismyspiritanimal25 @savage-gentleman-wolf @sand-run @the-naughty-southern-belle @curiouswinekitten2 @curiousguyus @desiresandobsessions @filthykissesandwhiskeywords @funsizedlover @grin-n-sin @grit-and-gasoline @gr8-2sh @hplyrikz @haveuseenmyhalo @hazeleyesdesires @hissexydisaster @homegrowninoregon @ihavfoundu @jeep-france-de-philippe-grand @jeep-is-my-world @journeyofalittleblonde @jouet69 @joannecain @juicyjayslushiouslips @justcuriousa @kev517 @kipsgirl68
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Feeling thankful for holiday themed pictures on this Sexy Saturday. 💋
🦁…Feeling extra thankful for this peachy tease!! Almost didn’t notice the decorations! Thank you…🔥😈
Great pic, great outfit, great pose with a lil over the shoulder look at the camera. Love it
I fucking loved that show. Really wished it wasn’t cancelled!
Also watched the movie... I miss Firefly
And Whiskey!
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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I always need this on my blog.
I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning.
Yes
@kirkfuffle
MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST IS BACK.
Finally! I wanted to show this to my brother and I’ve been waiting over a year for it to come back!
A fucking pack of lifesavers
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks
AHHH MYYYY GODDDD
i havent seen this in over a year, its a legend
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages!
And with one post... The way I look at a candy bar was forever changed....