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🦋PSA🦋
It seems as though someone decided it would be fun to spam flag--
And thusly--
Get my account that it at least 7 years old permanently flagged as explicit--
And thusly--
Hide me from everyone.
WELP--
Shows what can happen being less than 24 hrs away...
This blog is getting Archived. As is Stans over at @watcr even though he was just born.
New Blog will be posted shortly and will remain dash exclusive until otherwise stated.
As for those I am in a thread with I hope you do see this message.
@witcherblooded @holyreign @crwlee @craftedinsanity @bluehaired-tales @amrefevr @iam-alpha @ literally anyone else icons usually help me identify.
So I'm apparently explicit? Okay cool gone for less than 24 and it seems I have to make a brand new blog??? Okay I'll play ball. Fine. I guess I'm making a new blog then?
Tfw A clearly unhinged Mercenary stumbles in at 3am SMACKED on Fisstech interrupting any real calm you thought you had.
Chloe when she was trying to convince Jesse to buy her a box of ramen and bud light in the middle of his fucking mansion because it was only 5 bucks and easy to make.
(For context she was DRUNK-- and really finds his wealth uncomfortable)
Chloe: *Is nice*
No one: 🤷♀️
Chloe: Literally obliterates a girls nose into next week with her forehead because she was annoyed
Jesse:
No one:
Literally nobody:
Chloe: Violent and aggressive taunts and jokes whilst in a coffin literally on her way to be die horribly--pretty much claiming "No Balls" through angry scared tears.
Jesse:
Impressive but.... ARE YOU OKAY???
Chloe: Always late-- never fashionably and rude.
Asa:
Chloe: Liertally narrowly survives for just listening for once and is spared only to DARE to walk into 15 minutes late the next day
Asa:
Amirite @horrorslashergirl ?
🦋A SPECIAL REALIZATION REPORT 🦋
I have just realized that I recently added Chloe to muses about 5 years ago now. And I've been exclusively Chloe for 4 of those.
And not once-- not ever have I posted or wanted to put myself on the spot but I am now.
But-- it's been 5 years These two sexually ambiguous disasters known as Chloe & Myself have been on here. I kinda don't have a reason not to and can guarantee any hate is unphasing but annoying.
So? I am legit calling you new and old followers/ mutuals to ask me whatever you want!
Simp or thirst on Chloe
Ask me the most burning questions about me because I sometimes feel like I'm so weird that I'm like a damn cryptid and it will be the best but funniest and confusing encounter ever.
Shit might as well be I dont even post my face anymore and only ogs saw me not Angel Dust Mun fc.
Seriously-- ask anything. Even those I privately interact with! If anyone wants to know anything (as long as its respectful) I will answer.
Anything with political or more debate based must be a submission and we can even DM.
Okay guys. Today I made Chloe 5 years ago and I will tell any and all. Come at us.
🦋About The Mun 🦋
Tagged by: @its-a-superpower
Tagging: @craftedinsanity, @legacyof-deathandmadness, @holyreign - @witcherblooded @crwlee anyone else who would like to do this!
Name: Cyd
Gender/ Identity: Cisfemale
Star Sign: Libra
Height: Legit dont know. Anywhere from 5' 6 to 5' 9
Sexuality: Human??? Like I never really cared so long as whoever was in front of me made me laugh and smile. Could be legit neither a biological Agender it wouldnt matter if my heart sang.
Favorite Animal: I'm excluding dog or cat-- sooo Owl. And owl. A heccin hooty boii.
House: Uhhhh? Which one from what fandoms??? Cause I may be a raven claw but being a psych connect as a new leader of secret assassins is cool. Always be Listener in Skyrim. Idk why to bother if that's the not the ending you wanted.
Sleep:
How do that? Waat? But no serious-- I get maybe 5 hours if I wasnt home bound and working. But now it's even less and I feel like a weirdo for my sporadic power naps/ sleeps. But I'm also SEVERELY Insomniatic. And coffee addiction is a real curse.
Current time: 9:43 AM on April 11 and I haven't had more than 5 hours of sleep in 72 hrs and legit 4 chips as the last thing I ate.
Dogs or Cats: No--
Dream Job: Well if there wasn't a pandemic I'd be out there right now doing hair. Its legit my favorite to help people feel beautiful and show them just how much fun you can have in this line if you have the right passions. Since I was little and didnt even know it yet I had a pair of shears in my hand. I spent 2 very hard years proving not just to myself but to those around me that I was more than what the toxic gossip was or why I would fail at a certain thing. Oh yeah it turns out Beauty School is WORSE than Mean Girls. Makes it a cake walk. Especially because it has so much to do with money and appearance and literally being fake. Imagine having to pull a mean girl move because even employers can be shady and petty. Fair Warning from me to you: Most of your Stylists I guarantee whine or gossip once you leave. Can confirm from my mother who has 35 years and was around when the mullet got big. An OG is one you dont fucc with. No I'm not like this but I learned quick no one unless its blood is your friend in the beauty industry. If it turns in their favor to twist an occurence you said, or a secret or even gossip guarantee you will have it used as ammunition if you aren't liked.
Why Did You Make Your Tumblr:
I was a cringy fucking 13 year old how do you think I got started? Being an Emo whiny lil edgelord lookin' ass who was obsessed uwu style with creepypasta characters. All poorly written. Very poorly.
I have had this same profile forEVER. But the url is no longer something crazy or cringe. But I still see an old post get liked from like-- 2012 to 16 because I was on some new fangirl shit and that's ever highschool girl.
👀 And yes. I full up click and delete every time y'all lovely folk like something from who knows when. Yes I was also the exact type of girl when I was younger who I hard block was so annoying.
Only thing that hasn't change is I am still socially inept and have mental battles when I want to write with people cause I remember being THAT girl. And I am always under the assumption I am interrupting? Oh well.
How many blankets??
At least five. . . ? And yeah sometimes I hate my bed because I am a nester.
Reasons for URL:
Legit it was the title of one of the first and last YouTube theory and character analysis videos I watched which was made by Geek Remix on YouTube. And thusly-- I took this sass throwing pancake ass having blue haired pixie ass bitch in and we've been a Muse & Mun for. . Like 5 years next September minimum.
I sure as hell was no where near developed and I'm not liked by many but I have always tried really hard in my writing. Like-- I was always a sucker for plots like Life Is Strange and before you even look deeper we see this hot headed out of our league best friend and Chloe makes you fall in love. But I noticed death was extremely prevalent and such a huge deal in this game I could talk for hours just like in the videos about nuance and why the blue nail polish on Chloe is the exact same shade of blue in her hair- kates pen- Joyce's hair clip- and even max too.
It was me wondering about Chloe and I noticed the color associated with certain types/ groups of people. And quite literally the color blue-- and that blue Morpho Butterfly made me create this blog.
And honestly it's not even 100% canon with my own blog user name wise too considering I diverge from the most popular ending (no I dont forgive you and you cant sit with us-- leave us to our ball pit) simply cause she dies. But it opened up the theory that something or someone- or even Arcadia itself wanted her dead. That some power was putting her in those situations and I decided it was time to just do it. Nut up or shut up Cyd. Cant say you can't write a Canon character till ya try.
Followers: 234 which us actually A FUCK TON for me but again I am here to nerd out. I think it amazing there are 200 of you somewhere that think my content to be good.
Me @ myself because I didn't look? I dont care about numbers I care about quality. I know I haven't checked since 2017 AT LEAST. I don't know! There has never been a milestone post cause a bitch cant even remember her voicemail pin. Don't expect a walking mess like me who uses a brain that is like a constantly oozing inflatable for a calendar better than oh i dunno Cyd-- GETTING A FUCKING CALENDAR-- OH WAIT! I dont even use em and then it turns into craft paper.
Tag 10 mutuals.:
That's gonna be hard big guy- I legit have seen so many of my buddies deactivate, or delete or simply change muse. I still have people who probably hate me or what have you. My Mutuals know who they are which is awesome. Because..I dont remember but I legit love people (and hate em. Yay ambivert.) So I dont have the guts to say: who are you?? But will spend the next 5 min stalking your blog so I dont look like a dick for not remembering even tho we could be buds for years. I'm a scatter brained meme lord that thrives on coffee and juuls. And tip $ that I totally leave in all singles sometimes JUST for the mildly questionable look the clerks give me.
If I can be dumb enough for stupidity like that to make me cackle I will continue to slack on follower tracking to make a good joke.
My Mutuals: *Literally just being good writers during quarantine *
Me: *Also wants to do the same*
My Mutuals: *Continue to be awesome*
Me: Okay motherfu--
*and thus something I will never forget was born. My sideblog for my favorite man with no self awareness and all of the chaotic energy one could want
Uhhhh hey apologizing to what I've created for you @ literally anyone in the group chats with me and surviving .... THIS
I took everyone's creativity as motivation to make a monster of a side blog that has people choking on coffee and cackling at this poor water boy.
Long story short I was inactive wanted to write but legit wanted fun. No real sense besides an accurate realistic portrayal of my favorite thing to result in nodding games.
So with no sleep @watcr was made as a joke but now in actually doing it... oop.
Low Activity 🦋 PSA
Yes. Hello. Hi. So... I am a meme lord. But for those who have been watching this dumpster fire I call my tumblr know I have been. And I live and thrive on chaotic energy with a rediculous but interesting plot and hilarious but fantastic acting.
To be quite frank although I am always going to Main on Chloe I finally decided to make a side blog.
One that's literally so far from serious that it is the yang to yin Chloe's in depth development and loss I've written.
And this blog? Honestly it IS one big meme for me. I am still carrying over the same writing style but I suppose I should say who it is huh???
As you all know there was once a man out there graceful in all his polo shirts and fanny pack glory.
And that man??
Was Stan The Water Man.
Nobody asked for him but we got a man with a heart so big and self awareness so small he made a first robbery you got lied to about-- only for it to go horribly wrong: to do look fun.
And he was also such a willing to help man--
Okay the Water Dad is literally so nice and willing to help from my perspective it makes him Socially the biggest idiot.
But things have beeb hard for so many people and I don't think I even need to say why or drop the far too annoying meme on a serious matter.
If anyone would like to interact with Stanley Wheeler-- aka Stan the Water Man-- whom was created by Markiplier and voiced by him-- feel free to come bug me.
If you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about other than a gullible man who is obsessed with water? Treat yourself if you love GTA and role play via game. It has plenty of fun experiences like being a hostage at a bank robbery. Stan's FIRST robbery and even more.
Please keep in mind this video series in youtube was filmed and played out by people as certain personas (some just as rediculous as Stan) and everyone was an adult in a Mature video notorious for having an extreme amount of offensive/ suggestive/Not Politically Correct subjects and humor that Grand Theft Auto is Notorious for.
Of course any triggers or subjects wished upon to be avoided will be as long as I am made aware or see black listed items in a rules or about page.
But-- if anyone mutual or not would like to interact with an oblivious push over water delivery man (who cant really even do that low key) and just have fun and have fun feel free to find me over
@watcr
"Uh excuse me?? It is NOT poisonous!
It is delectable fresh and very healthy for your already 70% water body!"
Ind| 18+| Non-selective| Satirical Blog
Role play blog for Stan Wheeler created by Markiplier.
So... I might not have sleep. But I do have to motivation to sit through hours of just clueless chaotic energy that has resulted in a side blog for this lovely oblivious man.
For those who do and do not know this really isnt going to be serious. Hijinks, social ineptitude and a REAL dad with an obsession for water is what you're getting if you want to interact.
I literally made this for fun.
Closed Starter With @awokenprince
It was almost ironic. Even now she still got into the places no one was allowed. Just pull a few strings, tell a few white lies and there you go. Yes it was more than a little dangerous to venture into The Reef without any permission but Max was here... wasn't she? It's where her ghost was last.
Booted feet collided with rusted metal and blue hues narrowed at a doorway locked up.
"Go figure..." it would be easier to just-- smash the damn thing but instead the hunter shoved a boot between the metal and began boosting herself over, her ghost reprimanding and stuttering out the well to do conscience she should have listened to-- but never really did.
And of course there was no telling if anyone was watching or patrolling. Undoubtedly someone was but it didn't matter if she let it eat her up with paranoia or that small voice asking her to do the right thing.
After all Zavala would be livid to hear a guardian broke the rules to such a degree she was at this very moment just to find someone who may or may not still be alive.
Fun Facts About Chloe:
Blue Morpheous butterflies are a part of her tattoo
Is actually low key really smart. I mean-- the gal had a full ride scholarship to Blackwell before squandering it
Still a science nerd. 100%.
CAN play guitar
Questions for Guardian OCs!
SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY GUARDIAN TO ANSWER:
💤 Where you afraid when you were first resurrected? 💥 How easily did/does manipulating light come to you? ⌛ What does using your light feel like to you? 👑 What does being a Guardian mean to you? 💞 Do you remember who you were before your Ghost found you? 🎲 Do you feel like you were chosen by fate, or just coincidence? 🏠 Does the tower / city truly feel like home to you? 🔘 What is your opinion of the Traveler? The Speaker? 🏆 Are there any factions that you put complete trust in? ❌ Would you stand with the city until the end, even if meant you would die for good? 🔫 Can your fellow guardians trust you completely?