johncraft2003

i post random thoughts and memes (mostly memes) here

[johncraft2003]

[johncraft2003]

when i was 10 i had this weird dream, where my classmate told me about some entity which would apparently attack you if you did something aggressive to it. next i remember passing by some skyscraper before entering a park. there i noticed the entity hiding in a bush. i started mocking it for some reason and suddenly it jumped onto me. for a bit i saw its eye and its eye only. i woke up really early (iirc it was summer and the sun was just rising). i couldnt fall asleep because i had little doodles appear and disappear in my eyes, no matter whether they were closed or not. im still not sure what happened

[johncraft2003]

yesterday night i had something similar happen. i had a goofy dream however it almost suddenly turned to a horror. a similar symptom, i could only see a malformed skull/skeleton for roughly the same amount of time. it felt like less than a minute. but i then woke up at 4 barely being able to breath. after a couple of breaths i made a weird sound and i could breathe again like nothing happened. while i was trying to catch my breath my window curtains kinda looked like a malformed hand with more fingers than usual. i think this was the same thing like that incident but less severe.

prob not relevant but the cascade into the nightmare begun with me checking the hallway outside the room me and other characters were in, and noticing that a different malformed skeleton was eerily standing in the hallway. i went back to alert the guys however i think i lost my voice. next i remember switching between the hallway "view" and the room "view" (kinda like cameras in fnaf). then the room view turned into the aforementioned malformed skeleton/skull image. last thing i remember is that i was sitting in the corner of a different bedroom which had the hallway which lead to the original room, i was scared and thats when i started losing my breath.

[johncraft2003]

when i was 10 i had this weird dream, where my classmate told me about some entity which would apparently attack you if you did something aggressive to it. next i remember passing by some skyscraper before entering a park. there i noticed the entity hiding in a bush. i started mocking it for some reason and suddenly it jumped onto me. for a bit i saw its eye and its eye only. i woke up really early (iirc it was summer and the sun was just rising). i couldnt fall asleep because i had little doodles appear and disappear in my eyes, no matter whether they were closed or not. im still not sure what happened

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[thegreenaper]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[outofcontextdiscord]

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[threedollarsdotcom]

it doesnt get better passively btw you have to make it happen

[ua-memes-poorly-translated]

i wanted to do something i forgot...... what was the thing i wanted to do ..... i wanted something....forgot to do..... i wanted to do something....i forgot .....what i wanted to..... i wanted something .... forgot i forgot.... what i forgot......what i wanted to do ............. forgot wanted to do..... what did i want.... forgot am i what.... what was i ........... forgot to wanted to do....i forgot .....what was that i wanted to do.... i wanted .... forgot i forgot ....what i forgot....what i wanted to .... i wanted something ............. forgot wanted to do ...... i wanted something i forgot ..... what i wanted to do .... i wanted something .... forgot

[Image ID: A tiny kitten lies on its back, extending its weak paws in the air, attempting to grasp the tail of its executive function in the haze of countless elusive thoughts. The thoughts swirl around the poor kitten, mocking it mercilessly. /End ID]

[dogpuppy]

[johncraft2003]

9th of march 2027 will be the only day you could write the date as 03²/03/03³ (03/03²/03³ for americans)

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[johncraft2003]

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why is it so big?????

[johncraft2003]

ill only be able to gift this on monday 💔, but god i hope she shares the feelings

[johncraft2003]

i only managed to gift it yesterday, today she came in wearing the heart on her phone!!!! this is genuinely highlight of this year

[johncraft2003]

i saw her with another guy whos taller than her by atleast half a head, i doubt its her 10 yo brother. abusing hopium rn

[johncraft2003]

ill only be able to gift this on monday 💔, but god i hope she shares the feelings

[johncraft2003]

i only managed to gift it yesterday, today she came in wearing the heart on her phone!!!! this is genuinely highlight of this year

[johncraft2003]

ill only be able to gift this on monday 💔, but god i hope she shares the feelings

[johncraft2003]

someone genuinely forgot a bottle of cola on the trolleybus 😭😭😭