[smokestrangers]

Why is your blog banner a fucking biological breakdown of magnetrons?????

we went over magnetrons in physics and me and my friend started using ceramic insulator as a replacement for dick

[smokestrangers]

wttt human sitcom au where the premise is "one person from every state watch them fight all the time" but they have to stop advertising like that because it takes like 8 episodes max for three different pairs to be caught making out. computer do you hear me.

[smokestrangers]

im thinking about it again i think im losing it

[smokestrangers]

in a summer program for a scholarship and im writing and thinking about state smut this is my ideal life

[mcpro229]

Being a "fandom" of a nonfandom series is so funny because what do you mean I'm shipping Pennsylvania State and Puerto Rico the Location™ based on a throwaway character building line from Florida???

[mcpro229]

Holy shit i forgot about this

Who wants to hear about this someone please ask

[smokestrangers]

I WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT IVE BEEN SHIPPING THEM FOR SO LONG

[sayruq]

Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun

Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian

Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

[hackandcheese]

computah...... show me most depressed, angry man alive to most beautiful woman you've ever seen pipeline for Texas....... computah...... blast him with the trans-inator...... computah....... show me transmasc California helping her figure herself out....... computah..... make them kiss.....

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[boundby-our-blood]

Hi people! So I'm rewriting a fic I wrote a couple years ago called "Halloween Nightmares" and was wondering something

What do y'all think about human names for the states? I haven't really been on AO3 in a hot minute so I haven't seen many of the recent fics, but I was just wondering what the tumblr side of the fandom thinks

I'm still gonna use human names because it sounds smoother to me, but I'm just curious

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[mer-acle]

My blog is a safe space for asexuals

Except for me and my head canonned asexual blorbos. But the other ones are safe 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[mcpro229]

Safety and support from your green buddies, signed, delegate of the aromatic community

[canadain-goose]

Very funny to me if Cal does that thing that a lot of queer men do where they’ll pitch their voice up a bit and a few things happen. 1) his voice is noticeably deeper if he’s distracted or thinks he’s alone, not like shocking but noticeable, 2) his voice is shockingly deep in the mornings before his vocal chords have warmed up 3) he sings really low, like give him a voice that he should NOT have

I also think it’s funny if he has really large vocal range, like freakishly (I’ve said this before that he can’t go as high as Nev or Hawaii and can’t go as low as Texas or Alaska but he can get surprisingly close.)

[stateofbrock]

What is he looking at? No clue

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[rating-words]

Rating words: BEAR

Bears are every single cryptid, so of course this word is going to get a high rating. I love mothman, how could I disrespect them by giving bears a low score? Anyways, I think the word conveys what it means well. Idk why, it just works.

Functional and cryptic word. 8/10

Keep reading

[dragons-locator]

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[tripleatechie]

@onesingularbraincell @aroace-not-arokay @thatoneartist-inthecorner @zmioniks

Uh, so

Help

OP will get a tattoo of the lock Ness bear monster

Please help

[whereamiuguys15]

Lmao you should draw him shouting at Connecticut for not waking him up (Conn tried multiple times but mass was in a donut coma)

u right u right

[smokestrangers]

im torturing the colonies but what else is new

[canadain-goose]

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

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[mcpro229]

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Wttt artist circle y'all seen this?

Side profile go crazy

[canadain-goose]

I know people love to have Texas pining over Cal in drag, and YES it is soooo peak (and smth I could see happening) but ponder this: Texas who’s attracted specifically to Cal’s masculinity. He loves the quiet rumble of Cal’s voice after he’s just woken up, loves the soft scratch of Cal’s stubble against his skin, loves the bob of his Adam’s apple, loves his thin hips.