Baby Deacy in ‘67
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Baby Deacy in ‘67
Guys....it’s happening.
Deaky’s Father’s day
So I had an idea for father’s day so I gave it a try. I hope you guys like it.
It is Sunday, and you wake up early but you stay in bed a little longer. The sun is slowly rising and you look at the man still sleeping next to you. What a beauty: he must be dreaming because you can see he has a faint smile on his lips. You want to stay in bed but there are many things to do, so you get up and head to the kitchen.
You make sure everything is ready for this special day: breakfast, picnic and then diner for the whole family. And the presents obviously.
John enters the kitchen with a smile and you give him his tea with a smile as well. He is still sleepy and you are sure he does not remember what day this is….
The kids enter the kitchen screaming and they all gather around Deaky and they kiss him. He looks at them, surprised “What is going on ?”
“Happy father’s day” they all scream and you see his face is lightening. “Oh is it today?” he asks.
They all seat at the table for breakfast and they all eat the pancakes you prepared for this special occasion. You then go help the kids dress up and prepare for the picnic. They all want to show you what they draw for their father and you feel proud of them.
During the drive, John is driving and you all sing and you can’t help but smile to this beautiful day. During the picnic in the park, the kids give John their presents and he looks like the happiest man alive, and you don’t think you could love this man even more. The presents the kids gave him were all homemade but you know he will keep them until they are old enough to show them their drawings so that they can laugh about it and remember this wonderful day.
The kids brought a kite and you stay on the picnic tablecloth, because this day is his and you brought the camera, so you just take pictures.
At the end of the day, the kids are all exhausted so you just bath them, put their pyjamas on and they go to bed.
Alternate ending 1 (soft)
John is already in your bedroom, lazily looking at the drawings the kids gave him and you go to your bathroom because you want to check this thing again.
‘John, do you have a minute?’ you call him. He knows it’s serious because you almost never call him by his name.
He comes in the bathroom, looking worried. You look back at him and you don’t know how to tell him so you have wrapped him a present as well.
‘Happy father’s day’ you tell him, giving him his present.
He looks puzzled but he takes it and unwraps it, quite quickly. Inside the little box, there is a pregnancy test. It’s positive. He looks at the test, then at you and at the test again.
‘Oh my god’ he says, ‘are you sure?’ he asks.
‘One hundred percent’, you reply.
His smile gets wider and he’s got tears in his eyes.
‘I guess you’ll have one more present next year’ you tell him.
‘This is the best father’s day ever’, he says hugging you.
You hug him back and you can’t help but wondering if you ever could be happier: you are surrounded by love, love of your kids, love of the man you love, love of your family.
Alternante ending 2 (smut) = don’t read if you’re uncomfortable with this kind of writings.
John is already in your bedroom, lazily looking at the drawings the kids gave him and you go to your bathroom. After all, you did not give your present to your husband and father of your children.
After it’s all set up, you call him ‘John, do you have a minute please?’. He knows it’s serious because you almost never call him by his name. He comes in the bathroom, looking worried.
‘Is everything alright?’ he asks.
‘In fact, you did not unwrap my present for father’s day’, you tell him.
‘Oh, and what is….’ but he does not finish his sentence as you take off your robe and show him the beautiful fine lingerie you bought for the occasion.
He looks at you from head to toes and he says ‘oh my…’
He slowly comes nearer, smells your neck and start give you kisses. It does not take long for him to find the special spot in your neck he loves so much because it gives you thrills down your spine. His body is now all against yours and he gently moves his hips as his lips reach yours. You can feel he’s getting harder so you start to caress him in his back, getting him even closer to you. He suddenly stops, step back and looks at you, full of desire. He lifts you and takes you back to the bedroom and gently puts you on the bed, his eyes never leaving yours. He undresses and you can’t help but bite your lips. This man is so beautiful and you sometimes have to pinch yourself to make sure he is actually your man.
His lips touch almost every part of your body and it feels so good. But it feels even better when he is actually inside you. And even if Deaky is quick, you’ve been horny for him all day long and the two of you orgasm together. He stands beside you and he smiles ‘this was a very nice present indeed…’ he whispers. You smile back at him. The two of you don’t know yet next year, because of what you did this night, Deaky will have one more present on father’s day.
Voilà 💖💜
This is so sooooo good!!!
@johndeacy @princessleiaqueen this is for you girls. 😏❤️😘
YummEEEEEE
Oink Oink Bitch Boy uwu
Joe Mazzello × Reader
Warnings: cartoon sex? Bestiality? Dumpster fire
*no fucking word count bc ive edited this bitch too much, idk if its any good anymore but yeet*
Since things got serious between joe and I we began to tease each other as we recovered from our genital injuries. Sometimes Joe would shove various foods down his throat and sexily throw up a bit in his mouth only to swallow it a seconds later. The thing that turned me on the most was when he walked up to me after doing that and blowing his zesty burp in my face. To tease him I would boil hot dogs then pour the whole pot on my body. I whimpered in pain as the boiling hot water drenched my skin and clothes, but I knew all those weeinies falling on me made Joe go crazy.
We planned for our first time (since officially dating) to be special. I wanted to surprise Joe with something he would never forget. To start the night off I cooked up some hotdogs that he could actually eat. I seductively swallowed each hot dog whole one by one while staring at joe not blinking an eye. I noticed Joe became more and more flustered as I shoved each weenie down my throat. When we were done with the first course I pulled out the big guns. The main thing that will set the mood for tonight. I carefully pulled out a wholeass roasted pig with an apple in its mouth out of the oven. Being a dumb bitch I forgot my mittens and severely burned my hands. I may be a dumb bitch but I’m not a pussy so I carried that motherfucker from oven all the way over to the dinning room. I gently set it down leaving some skin and blood on the handles.
Joe asked, “Oh fuck, are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine. I don’t even feel it. Its no big deal.” I said as blood flowed from my hands and staining the table cloth.
Sadly for the pig I didn’t have any apples to stuff in its mouth so i just used some anal beads I found at my local good will. Joe and I began feasting on the pig on both ends. I began from the snout and Joe from the pigs asshole. *The snout is a surpise tool that will help us later*. Whoever got to the third bead got to keep the whole thing. After a few minutes of grunting and violently eating away at the pig Joe had gotten to the third bead before I did. I congratulated him on his astonishing accomplishment.
Wiping the blood off my face and my hands *yes they were still bleeding* I looked at my champion with lustful eyes. I could tell he was still in competition mode as his neck and eye twitched to different beats. I put my injured hand on top of his and he looked back at me more calmly.
“Its time for desert.” I hollered.
He smiled. I grabbed his hand and led him upstairs. Opening the bedroom door I gave him a little toy dinosaur and sat him on the bed.
“I’ll be right back. I’m just gonna slip into something a bit more…comfortable.”
I walked to the bathroom sawying and popping my hips. This was the first night I didnt have to wear an adult diaper. My ass looked so fucking thicc, bitches be shook. As I entered I ripped off all my clothes and slipped on a sexi pink dress I had also got from my trip to goodwill. I didn’t have enough time to wash it so it did still smell a bit like sweat, but I think the cum stains added character and really set the mood. To finish off this fit I stitched on the pig snout. I quickly pulled the door open slamming the knob into the wall. Despite my instant regret of never getting my money back I still kept my vibe going. Joes eyes widened as he saw me. He dropped the dino on his foot and despite breaking his toe nail in half he didnt break contact. He tried to stand but he grew weak at the knees and fell to the floor. He did this often with his chicken legs. Always lookin like a goddamn stick bug.
Putting my hand on my hip I glared at him, “Hi, I’m Peppa pig or do you want me to be mommy pig *snorts*” I said darkly.
“m-mommy?” he whimpered.
“No need to be nervous baby boy. I just want to take care of you *snorts sexily*.”
I sat next to him and looked deeply into his eyes. I ran my hand up his thigh, “Oh, I see your no little boy. Your a BIG boy *snorts aggressively*.”
I could hear his heart beating out of his chest. “Mommy pig, i-i never done anything like this before.”
I leaned in close and whispered, “Shhhhhh shhh shut the fuck up. Shhhh I’ll take care of you little bitch boy. I got you don’t worry. Just shut the fuck up, your voice is kinda annoying. shhhh but don’t worry mommy pig loves you *snorts loudly into his ear*.”
As I crawled on top of him we began to kiss. It was a bit hard to do so at first as my snout got in the way but we managed to figure it out. At some point I made my way down and tried to suck his dick, but bitch! This fucking snout gets in the way of everything!!!! If I didn’t look so sexi with it on I would say fuck it and rip the snout off of my face. As I said time and time again SACRIFICES HAD TO BE MADE FOR MY LITTLE BITCH BOY MANS.
Anyways while I was going to town like joe did to get those anal beads Joe wouldn’t stop fucking talking! He said things like, “Mmmm yes mommy pig *mediocre snort*” and instead of moaning he would just yell out oink oink. He’s lucky I love him.
Once I got back on top of him I taped his mouth as soon as he shut those beautiful eyes of his. I was oinking and snorting and having a grand ol time. Then little bitch boy licked off the tape…after all was done this whore tried to cuddle me. His dick was still inside of me. He was on top of me and his body weight was crushing my back. The sweat from his skin acted as a glue to mine. He wrapped his arms around me and he fell asleep…still inside of me. I tried to wiggle and worm my way out but…this is my life now…I’m probably gonna get a uti or some kind of infection from this. Its probably gonna be all crusty by the time he wakes up…At least we know his implants work i guess….
The next morning I woke up to the right side of my face covered in Joes warm drool. Yes, he was still asleep on me. I screamed to wake him up and I had startled him so bad he had fallen off the bed and landed on the dino toy. He grunted and clenched his teeth in pain as the tail of the dino stabbed into his ass cheek. Come to find out I was right his jizz was super crust and nasty I ran to the bathroom and cried. Tears streamed down my face and my snot had became as thicc as my ass and began to blow bubbles everytime I tried to breathe. He knocked on the door and apologized for being a little bitch boy and that he would make it up to me blahblah blah i luv u uwu blah blah blah bitch boy. But he made it up to me by letting me pull out the anal beads he had won. He even let me pull them out. The poping sounds were beyond satisfying. He always knew how to sweep me off my feet.
I...wtfffff 😱😱🤣😱😱😱
I love the lack of bras in the 70’s. Why the fuck did we ever start wearing them again?!
I just want to tell you ... I love u! *Sorry for being cheesy lmao*
I love you more and honey, I love me some cheese 🧀
❤️
Me, at 4:19:
Me, at 4:20:
This is terrifying 😱
OH JESUS CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
😱😱😱
This just cured my EVERYTHING.
Today is a good day to be horny for John Richard Deacon.
Do you realize how much I love and care for you? Hope you're having a nice day 💖💜
Nonny!!! That made me “AWWWW” out loud!!!
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….you’re standing so close that you can feel his breath on you and he slowly pulls his thumb from your jaw to drag it across your bottom lip, his stare is unflinching and hungry. You close your eyes as you suck his thumb into your mouth, letting him feel your tongue graze it. Opening your eyes slowly you meet his gaze and give him a knowing look. His lips part as his mind wanders about what else would feel so good in your warm and wet mouth. Your hand creeps down to the growing bulge in his pants and he lets out a low moan as your caress his cock, letting him know you’re more than willing…
@johndeacy, you have inspired me with your words and you’re officially responsible for the following…
“John, on stage in 5 minutes…”, someone calls
You look at him in his sparkling black shirt and his gorgeous white pants and you blush…. He blushes as well because he knows he has to leave you here while his getting harder and harder for you.
He closes his eyes and you can see he tries to calm down, so you don’t speak. You just stare at him, at his whole beauty. But you can’t help yourself and look down and you see his bulge and god you like it….
He opens his eyes and shakes his head, trying to get his thoughts in order…. But you can see he just can’t.
As he reaches to the door, he grabs his bass and a cap. He’s just hoping no one will notice he is so hard. He is hoping that with this cap, he won’t be tempted to look at you and think about the relief your lips on him could be.
The performance starts and you’re backstage but you’re sure of one thing, you’re not going to miss a single second of this man, your man actually, playing his bass. He’s such a God: his hand are so beautiful and his fingers move on the strings in such a way, you find it almost erotic. Once again, your eyes can’t help but look at this bulge you are responsible for. You thought he would have calmed down while playing but no: it’s as if the bass resonating and vibrating on his penis makes him even more needy and harder than ever. You bite your lips and even if you really like their music, the whole band performing and Deaky’s fingers on his bass, you’re only praying for the show to come to an end because you are full of desire for him and his cock. And you are certain he wants you as well, because he looks at nothing else but his hands on his bass.
At last, the performance comes to an end and your breath goes heavier as he barely bows to his audience and rushes out of stage with his bass, grabbing your hand to lead you to a quieter place, still not looking at you.
He puts his bass on its stand and closes the door after you’ve come in. No word are needed and your lips reaches his in a desperate move. Your hand reaches his bulge and he loudly moans. You get on your knees and when you take his white pants off, his cock is already hard as rock. You look at John right in his amazing eyes and start licking his penis’ head with ardent desire. You then put it entirely in your mouth and you can see he loves it. You know your man and you know exactly what to do.
It does not take long for him to cum and there are no words to describe what you are seeing. A beautiful, a gorgeous man, an amazing body, and a stunning cock. You’re wet but you don’t care. Seeing him this way and knowing you’re the only one who can get this man relief when he’s hard for you is almost as pleasurable as an actual orgasm.
Oooooh girl this is smokin’ hot!!!
I don’t disagree with all of the points that Brian made.
I do disagree with his approach to making these points of invalidating other people’s observations.
No, Brian, we watched the same movie you did. Just because we’re looking at it through different lenses doesn’t mean what we saw wasn’t there.
Preach.