Mars on the moon.

Mostly things from work. Or my youtube.

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Am I the only one who sees it? is it just me?

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nice ghosts

Two years ago I was at work, and a gentleman on the phone rounded the corner, he sounded irritated as he spoke “but we already know they’re nice ghosts right, so whats the problem?” he was silent as he walked past me, but spoke up just as he disappeared around the next corner “great, and now someone heard me say that”

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For a couple months, Target copied what Walmart has been doing for years and added Doritos and Mountain Dew to the video game section. It makes sense because the stereotype of the gamer is Doritos and Mountain Dew, what doesn’t make sense is what Target just changed it to.. Ruffles and PopTarts.

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welp, we had a good little run while it lasted.

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my halloween prediction

Target’s MO when it comes to marketing fads is being too late to capitalize on them, and getting it wrong anyway when they do. So I’m making this prediction, last halloween we had no skeleton masks, even though last year Undertale was one of the most popular games and skeletons it’s most popular characters.  So going by Targets MO, this halloween I predict there will be multiple skeleton masks, but not the kind that anyone would want if they're going as Sans and no-one will buy them because Undertale is old by this point. 

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no-one reads the description.. or the title

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These two videos are carrying my channel on their back, all the way to monetization.  No-one likes them, but hopefully that wont matter.

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my foot

eviscerated a chunk of skin off my foot by accidentally kicking a stunted pipe coming out of the floor in the basement. So much skin,  it hurts so bad.

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Its obviously a completely different girl, doing a completely different pose, wearing slightly similar clothes. The conundrum is this, why even have the reflection If you can’t pull it off? Did they really, really, want to make it look extra clean? but clean glass isn’t a reflective surface...

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Got these two spam messages, one asking for money for a charity, the other is a ‘marketing’ account that is advertising someones video.. the strange thing is that both start off with the same few words, even down to the missing space “hey,john” there’s a mystery here....

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Sometimes the TOPPS watermark appears randomly over the package, other times it appears directly under Clayton Kurshaw’s nose, making him look like a Hitler.

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Some ‘kids’ at the Target store stole a bunch of mystery bag toys, left behind spike. Not even good enough for shop lifters eh buddy?

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This is honestly and unironically my favorite comment ever. There’s a dramatic flair to it that you just don’t see in YouTube comments anymore.

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They make it sound so wonderful, but you know as soon as the ‘hungry family’ gets the ducks, they're eating them.

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I was wondering why my ASMR homunculus video was blowing up, but after I received a certain comment, I’m lead to believe that I’m getting attention from the ‘x files’ side of YouTube... cool

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The Vegetas are back in stock, and looking quite dandy.

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My first comment! There are complex levels of irony here, see if you can catch on to them.