[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[catchymemes]

[bob-belcher]

The Mummy (1999), dir. Stephen Sommers

[j222lb-deactivated20230326]

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

[unfunsized]

[importantcatpics]

[smsomah]

She is holding an orange. Warszawa, Poland, 1956. Wolfgang Schröter

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

HELLO ?

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[aspec-woomy]

I fucking can't with his little face

[littleguysdaily]

[mahgnolias]

[claycaduceus]

who remembers the glee kink meme and that one fic where klaine were cave men

[claycaduceus]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[hellenhighwater]

Mayhem is at her first physical therapy appointment and I guess they're gonna shoot lasers at my cat

[hellenhighwater]

When she develops super powers it's over for all of us

[hellenhighwater]

I sent this photo to my coworkers/secretary to explain why I'm not in the office this morning, and when I walked in this afternoon:

Truly the best secretaries in the business

[titsay]

fish