You weren't supposed to see this.

[frogstinker-deactivated20171203]

[peeganz-deactivated20130327]

i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”

wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much

[not-princehamlet]

#i want to write a love story that starts this way

[jonbutter]

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

[songofages]

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

[heruut]

Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under

[doodle-in-space-deactivated2018]

oh wow that is fucked up

[crrocs]

[thunderasses-deactivated2014121]

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

[iraffiruse]

Frozach Submitted

[meandthedevilblues-deactivated2]

Wtf did I just read

[quasarkisses]

NO GINGERBREAD MAN I DEMAND A SEQUAL I MUST DISCOVER HOW HE WILL END THIS PLAGUE AND MYSTERY

[crearuru]

I NEED A SEQUEL

[clestroying]

He’s cute, I swear! let me find a better picture

me when im showing people the guy i like (via teamrocketing)

[johnnypasserby-blog]

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

[lordharrypotter]

[solanosjelly-deactivated2013102]

Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Belatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Belatrix

ACTING 

[youbeautifulfuckingcreature]

No but her acting was so good in this scene that I had to pause and zoom in on her face to make sure it wasn’t actually Emma in makeup, and even then I wasn’t totally convinced.

[treecat22]

Emma acted out the scene first, and then Helena Bonham Carter mimicked what she did. so it was Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Emma Watson pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix.

[ssjdebusk]

ACTING

[howunpleasant-deactivated201508]

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

[chicken-nuggets-galore]

Do twins have the same sized dick?

[dulect]

[qrueen]

Both reactions work

[civilizer]

[stagnantwater447-8995]

PLEASE

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

[passion]

black is traditional

[jaws-themed]

I was expecting supernatural, but this is good too.

[rv1994]

[mormondad-deactivated20160509]

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

[tmntyler]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

[aptpenguin]

Lookin at the booty like

[former-failure-artist]

When people say Rose and Kanaya are just together for “lesbian fan service”:

[bubbledeleted-deactivated201503]

I saw that one post got 413 notes so I went ahead and did what we were all thinking in the first place

[cabbagepatchdruglord]

hOMESTUCK??? hm hm no but in all seriousness, how do you feel about rosemary

Rosemary is very important and should be protected at all costs