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DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE DORK BEHIND THE CURTAIN

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[owldude]

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

[unidentifiedskeletalremains-dea]

[kirianthedivorce]

The Magnus Archives season one: slow and eery build up to the idea that all these statements are connected and there’s something much much bigger going on

The Magnus protocol season one: Mr Blobby is a government assassin

[kaijuno]

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[hamletthedane]

We see you, fictionalized version of a man who died nearly 2,000 years ago in Pompeii. And we grieve for you still.

[springselkie]

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

[cringefail-clown]

two sentence horror story

[mangosteen]

[jelloapocalypse]

How the fuck do you not know what Ibuprofen is for. How are people out here being fake fans of medicine.

[lmaonade]

quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell

[literary-claustrophobia]

What people think DnD is like:

What it's actually like:

[transfemininomenon]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[scumtrout]

Due to budgetary constraints we do not have the resources for any Ship of Theseus bullshit and we have chosen death over continuity.

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

How could you forget this classic?

[implalazz]

[mansand]

[k-dhd]

yep.

[iamthecutestofborg]

So much of the "advice" given to people with ADHD is just like

Step One: Become neurotypical

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.

[ganondorf]

this is like the democrat version of when republicans see a long line at the food pantry and are like "this is what america would look like under communism"

[sneezest]

it should be mentioned Professor Samer Alatout is Palestinian

[eggueggueggueggu]