BATTLE CRY.

johnny k. nonbinary babe. sorry about that, you know how it is with spaghetti.

[johnnyxkellis]

wynonnasouthernbelle‌:

“I am hoping for a lot this year, I feel like the last few months have been really just me kinda hidin’ all the time.” Wynonna admitted with a shrug of her shoulders. She looked down at her hands and let out a sigh. “So I’m gonna try and do more and stuff. I know that I’m still in school but I gotta live while I’m young right?” 

"Honestly? Me too. It feels like if I’m not working, I’m at home,” Johnny answered, offering up a shrug. They worked out as well, but that was hardly anything out of the norm for them. “You got any stuff you wanna do more of in mind already?”

[johnnyxkellis]

andreaxmartin‌:

“So, my parents will be here this weekend. Who wants to go do something fun with me, before I have to be on my best behavior for a few days?”

“I’m into it, I think. Depends what your definition of fun is.”

[johnnyxkellis]

bryce-williams‌:

“I definitely had that awkward moment of running into a co-worker buying my Christmas present..she tried to play it off and I tried to play it off like I didn’t notice and yeah…anyways, how’s your day going?”

"That’s happened to me before, only they pretended it was for someone else. I believed them until they gave it to me, so... in hindsight, it wasn’t as awkward.” Johnny offered up a grin. “It’s fine. I’m actually trying to knock out some Christmas shopping myself for the friends that celebrate it but... shit’s tough.”

[johnnyxkellis]

teddyxcarlisle‌:

“I’d never be brave enough. I’d probably only go down for pizza and even then it would have had to land bottom side up so that I could still eat the cheese.”

“God, I don’t think you could pay me to eat something I dropped,” Johnny admitted, just a little sheepish. “But I’m also a food snob—no actual judgment here. There’s some food that’s even grosser than subway floor food. Caviar? Gross.”

[johnnyxkellis]

Text | Open

Anders: Okay, I need your help.

Anders: I like to think that I know Mason better than anyone else, but every year I panic and can't think of good gifts for her.

Anders: Especially now-a-days, with the tour and really making it big, I feel like she had everything she needs, you know? If she wants something, she just buys it.

Anders: I need a solid 5-10 gift ideas and I swear, I've got nothing.

Anders: Ideas?

Johnny: god, honestly? i've always been garbage at gift ideas. but i'll do my best.

Johnny: this is the dumbest question i could probably ask but what does she like?

[johnnyxkellis]

teddyxcarlisle‌:

“I just saw someone drop their burrito on the subway. They looked around for a witness and then picked it up and started eating it again. You want to know what the worst part is? They had to scoop some of its contents back in.” 

"Wow, okay- that’s... a lot to unpack.” Johnny could feel their stomach churn just thinking about it. “So many people walk through there on a daily basis, I can only imagine what kind of shit they just put in their system.”

[johnnyxkellis]

astro-kris‌:

“That was always my mentality too. I’ll attract other intelligent people who are able to hold intellectual conversations and not make me want to blow my brains out. Did you know Justin Bieber is still a thing? Why is he still a thing, and why the fuck should I care?” Kris sighed heavily. They flung a pillow at their partner, shaking their head with a teasing smirk. “Gross. Can I put fake blood capsules in my smile at least?”

Huffing out a laugh, Johnny caught the pillow and tossed it aside, edging closer to their partner. “Is he? I kinda clocked out on him, although I did hear he got married. I’d like to apologize for him on behalf of Canada.” They cocked their head. “Good idea in theory, but y’know what? Dare I say? I think you’d be too hot with a bloody smile. Too powerful. Might attract too much attention.”

[magiciansladies]

Kady Orloff Diaz + favorite outfits

[johnnyxkellis]

sweetberry-boyd‌:

“It’s officially Flora and I’s first full winter in New York and all Flora has been saying is sun, beach and cold,” Berry sighed as she looked down at the toddler who was holding her hand while they waited for their food at the restaurant. “She either remembers what California is like or she is hoping for a heat wave.”

"I miss being on the west coast around this time,” Johnny admitted. They’d go and visit around Christmas, sure, and it was still chilly in Vancouver, but they had grown up with that chill. “Buying a little plug-in heater? Best investment I ever made.”

[hopefeir]

[johnnyxkellis]

lincolnxgibbsnyc‌:

“So,” Lincoln said as she drummed her fingers against the counter top. “How lame would it be if I threw a sort of Friendsgiving thing?” Lincoln was trying to play indifference but there was a slight sheepishness in her voice. “I mean of course my family will have a big thing but I kinda want to…do something for my friends maybe.”

“I think that’s a really fucking cool idea, actually,” Johnny quickly expressed their approval. “I know loads of people who don’t live near and don’t have the means to visit family. Mine’s all the way in Vancouver.” It didn’t bother them, of course—they typically flew out for Christmas and New Years, if they could get away from work. “I don’t think it’s lame at all.”

[hopefeir]

#mood

[johnnyxkellis]

6, 7, 8

6. have you ever kissed someone?

"Uh huh.”

7. have you ever been kissed?

"Another huge yes.”

8.  do you think your crush likes you back?

"At least 99% of the time, yeah. Probably not when I send them 20 snaps in 3 minutes on my break.”

[johnnyxkellis]

[petrichorsuggestions]

~romantic asks~

are you currently crushing on someone?

is anyone currently crushing on you?

have you ever been in a long term relationship?

have you ever been asked out?

have you ever asked someone out?

have you ever kissed someone?

have you ever been kissed?

do you think your crush likes you back?

when was the last time someone broke your heart?

what are your go-to love songs?

are you more of a flirt or a hopeless romantic?

what would be your ideal date?

do you have a crush on the person you last kissed?

have you ever confessed your feelings knowing they were unrequited?

have you ever written a poem/song about someone you had feelings for?

if the person you like/love was with you right now, what would you say/do?

are you currently single or taken?

have you ever broken up with someone?

have you ever been broken up with?

is there someone in your life you have been trying to get over?

what is your favorite quote or lyric about love?

do you believe in love at first sight?

does the person you have feelings for know about that?

what is your favorite rom com?

if you could date a celebrity, who would it be?

do you like cuddling?

have you ever used an online dating site or app to find dates?

what is the sun sign of your crush/significant other?

have you ever had romantic feelings for a best friend?

what’s your type in a potential romantic partner?

[johnnyxkellis]

@lucianarey @vitoxvasiliev @dinahdamian @dovewinters @leoxnanto

[johnnyxkellis]

astro-kris‌:

“I go big or I go home. And I never go home.” Kris snorted dryly, reaching up to tuck a strand of their partner’s hair behind their ear. “I literally never want to play nice. Apparently people at work expect it, though. I got way too used to working alone and not having to give a shit.”

"People get more work done when they aren’t socializing. I dunno why they’d want you to waste energy on the fake niceness shit, especially when you’re so hot when you’re using your big brain for smart people shit and not stupid people shit.” Johnny flashed a quick, teasing grin at their partner. “Practice makes perfect, babe. You’re gonna be a smiling machine in no time.”

[allthesapphiclove]