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The dickfuck | They/them | London Hello! Thank you for visiting! This is my mostly-Sherlock blog where I collect things about fictional characters to cry over later. I post about the Hobbit and Startup sometimes too, and basically whatever obscure fandom thing I'm into in this 5 minute timespan. I love talking to people, so if you ever want, message me and we can trash together. I talk about John Watson a lot. I hope to have a blog like his someday.

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dear sherlock fandom,

no one besides you actually gives a shit how long you’ve been waiting for season 3.

sincerely, everyone else

[ribspureheroine]

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[clustermuck]

[dramasbomin]

We care!

Sincerely, the Whovians.  

[abnormalpanda-blog]

Avengers fandom has your back too.

 (Hardcore stare down of disrespectful tumblr user)

[willemscream]

Supernatural’s on your side too

[xo-lovestra]

Can’t tell you how much I love this.

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Thank you dear fandoms. I needed that little pat on the back.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[lostiel]

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

OH MY GODS SHERLOCK’S FACE!!! HE IS SO CONSUMED BY LUST!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THIS FROM?? I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING IT!!!

THE PILOT. YOU CAN TELL BY THE HAIR. Or something.

Either way. Seeing John eat makes Sherlock horny.

DYING. SHERLOCK WHAT IN THE NAME OF SANITY IS YOUR FACE DOING

Sherlocks face. I can’t take it.

Yeah, you eat that food, John. You filthy soldier. Just wait until I get you back to the flat. That fork won’t be the only thing in your mouth, you dirty, dirty hedgehog.

reblogging simply because I’m dying over that last comment! ….you dirty, dirty hedgehog….. XD

you dirty, dirty hedgehog

Fandom. go on without me… *dies*

‘YOU DIRTY DIRTY HEDGEHOG!’ I can’t- This fandom has gone insane

YOU DIRTY DIRTY HEDGEHOG

YOU DIRTY DIRTY HEDGEHOG

YOU DIRTY DIRTY HEDGEHOG

YOU DIRTY DIRTY HEDGEHOG

YOU DIRTY DIRTY HEDGEHOG

YOU DIRTY DIRTY HEDGEHOG

you dirty dirty hedgehog

you dirty dirty hedgehog

you dirty dirty hedgehog

DIRTY HEDGEHOG

legit dying. The human body was not meant to stifle laughter of this caliber. I feel like it’s going to burst out of my chest like an alien.

MY GOD THIS FANDOM

i’m done

I’M DONE.

DIRTY HEDGEHOG!

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you dirty dirty hedgehog ohmyworld I am dying my mum asked why I was laughing and I couldn’t tell her it was because john watson is a filthy prickly hog that lives in the hedge of sherlock’s fantasy

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of february, 2012.

[autisticprotagonist]

bitchy

[johnson-watson]

Well who would have thunk the Sherlock secret episode would be happening in June 2019

[queen-scottie]

Lol looks a bit like it 😅

[moriartyfortheevening1]

….did I miss something??

[thoscheitrashdhawan]

What?? Can someone explain?

[johnson-watson]

Sorry this was a dumb joke I made with my 1 half a brain cell

Andrew Scott was in the black mirror s5 trailer and that happens in June 2019

It was a joke ref to the time when s4 of Sherlock dropped and everything and anything related to sherlock was hints to a Sherlock Secret Episode

[johnson-watson]

Well who would have thunk the Sherlock secret episode would be happening in June 2019

[ghostbees]

The Misadventures of Dr. John H. Watson

[fellshish]

Sherlock be like i prefer my doctors clean-shaven, blonde-grey, shorter but not too short, ex-military, morally principled, steady-handed, incredibly handsome, falling asleep on my shoulder while watching telly at 3 am

[kitten-kin]

John, about to doze off on Sherlock’s shoulder while watching telly at 3am: *soft sigh* I wish I was incredibly handsome.

Sherlock: *slamming head against wall of Mind Palace*

[breath4soul]

Saddest John ever. Sorry. Guess I was in the mood for pain.

[barachiki]

John: Sherlock, what good is all that wool if you don’t do anything with it?

Two days later:

[khorazir]

“Snow”

Companion piece to “Shadow”. For this month’s @sherlockchallenge: White.

[londoncallingsigh]

Martin Freeman’s joyous skate in new Vodafone Glide Through Christmas ad

[fellshish]

Big Dick Energy is supporting your walking stick with your dick to take notes for your new boyfriend

[cumberbatchaddiction]

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. Our daily lives are so mundane, we get taken over by what is immediately in front of us and we don’t see beyond that. Live a life less ordinary.

[sukebedayo]

[winterclosets08]

Season3 will soon start streaming in Japan.

[nooskadraws]

my entries for a sherlock holmes illustration competition! (in the end i wasn’t confident enough in these to actually enter them)

[benbenny]