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[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[mitchkatkel]

I’m pretty sure Ben is part otter!

[cumbermums]

The first one though! XD

[abz-j-harding]

aahh god otterbatch is back!

[oo0-will-of-the-wisp-0oo]

OH GOODY!!! And there’s MORE pics!!! 😆😆😆♥️❤️♥️

[helloliriels]

and of course…

[antlerx-art]

So um- question

why is this scene considered romantic

and this is just two friends talking?

mHHH I wonder if heteronormativity has something to do with it 🤷🏻

because I reeeeeally can’t tell 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

[nathanfoadstanaccount]

It’s amazing how John sees the ordinary man behind the extraordinary facade and Sherlock sees the extraordinary man behind the ordinary facade

[letsmakeitwritee]

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

[i-dont-use-my-main-anymore]

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

[insertnerdyjokehere]

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

[emilycarey]

“once covid is over” is starting to sound like “when sherlock season 5 comes out”

[glittergluekintsugi]

okay, if you don’t think john has always been special and that sherlock fell in love with him from the first time they met, please consider this

Sherlock may not always understand empathy, but he understands some basic human psychology and knows how to use certain actions in order to cause certain reactions, as he lets on in this scene from ‘Many Happy Returns’.

 In other words, he knows how to get others to like him —if he wanted to. 

But he doesn’t. Most of the time he doesn’t, mainly because he considers normal people to be dull and vulgar. This is made particularly clear in this scene of ASiB, which has very similar lines to those he says in MHR:

In this scene, Sherlock is presented with a way to appeal to his ‘fans’ and to be more ‘accessible’ by letting them see he’s not perfect or almighty, and his reaction is disgust. He clearly has no interest in being liked by people in general. He doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks of him. He has the necessary tools to be accepted among ‘common folks’ and yet he repeatedly states that he has no wish to fit in. 

In fact, the only times we see him using his ‘smile and wink’ strategy are…

and

LITERALLY JOHN IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH WHICH SHERLOCK BOTHERS TO LOOK FRIENDLY, ACCESSIBLE AND, LIKE HE SAID IN ‘MANY HAPPY RETURNS’, HUMAN. 

CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE SHERLOCK WANTED JOHN TO SEE HIS HUMANITY FROM THE VERY FIRST MOMENT. HE TRIED SO HARD TO BE THE MOST HUMANISED VERSION OF HIMSELF, TO MAKE HIMSELF RELATABLE SO JOHN WOULD BE DRAWN TO HIM. 

SHERLOCK WAS SO DESPERATE TO LET HIM IN

FROM THE VERY BEGINNING

[conan-doyles-carnations-primary]

I’M CRYING WHYYYYYY 

[inevitably-johnlocked]

SCREAMING

[sherlocksbillowingcoat]

JOHN WATSON, I WANT YOU TO SEE HOW MUCH I ADORE YOU.

[antlerx-art]

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS WATCHING THE LAST GIF ON LOOP AND IS BASICALLY GLITCHED WHILE SMILING EVERY TIME SHERLOCK DOES?

[sadgaygermancops]

I think I just broke my own heart.

[witch-lock]

[the-pandora-jar]

Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens

Me and my sensitive ass:

[programmerhumour]

pYtHoN DeVEloPeR

[johnwatsonistrans-hiatus]

Actually don't do this. Not only is it annoying to read, it makes it horrible for people who rely on screen readers!! Accessibility is important!!!!!

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

[imaredshirt]

For the first time I experienced the all consuming need to know what happens in the next chapter of a fic only to realize that there is no next chapter because I wrote the fic and it's me who hasn't updated it in months

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[someshit-youknowhowlifebe]

A legendary post

[urbosas-bodacious-boytoy]

The lengendary Post Busters post

[cuntsciousness]

TOPPING

[ampervadasz]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

Are you fucking seeing this??

[invaderxan]

This dog just demonstrated both object permanence and awareness of the 4th wall

[whitepeopletwitter]