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I hear the gruel is warm in the Emperor's Coven

what if it was called the emperors oven and you were all cooking

Uhmmmmm is this something you do often? make stories about food? You should definitely tell me more about this. Follow me into this interrogation room okay? I mean regular room.

#not that I think YOU'RE the criminal that escaped the conformatorium who writes stories about food falling in love but #maybe you have a tip ....!#and if you are well #uhm . go back in there. go into the dark

hello mx emperors coven for some reason this app thinks you're adult content but only on one post

That's weird . The EC brings wholesome conformity to the whole family.

I hear people in the emperors coven get eco friendly all-natural private burials!

That's not true the responsibility of funeral arrangement and expenses falls on the dead scout's family.

But scouts often pool their wages to help pay for their friend's funeral which is really heartwarming. We should all strive to be kinder to each other and also with increased numbers casualties are less likely so really you'll want to recruit all your friends.

well i wowld join many and thingds in it sounds fun From what you say in post s but you guys do mean thjgngs and that’s not nice👎

Name one mean thing we did to someone who isn't a criminal or won't be a criminal eventually. You can't.

maybeb id believe you if you werenice |;<

I'm nice. Everyone in the coven is nice. Well. Okay there's a few people who are kinda mean. But everyone else is nice. What could be nicer than protecting the isles and enforcing the Titans will?

Only meanies disrespect the law.

Hello i’ve noticed in the pamphlet you made the pyronas are just in a sad little pit :( I can’t imagine that’s very good for them… I can’t believe the emperors coven doesn’t even treat their silly fish right if that’s the case :(

All representatives of the Pyrona Union should direct their complaints to Demon Relations

does emperors coven let me eat gummy worms

Yeah I eat worms all the time they're like free snacks from the Titan. My friend is crazy about them though their diet is like all fruit and bugs.

The Emperor’s coven is good for people who hate lines. Seriously there's deadlines all the way down. Just slaughtered rectangles. And broken clocks that we keep punching repeatedly. It's awesome.

#the owl house #toh #hunter toh

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We're offering a large selection of slop and abysmal dogshit today if anyone's interested

When can I expect to retire? Does the EC have tenure? Sure would not wanna work past my 60s

You'll probably die before that point don't worry ^_^

#really demanding work #totally worth it tho <3

Hello yes I’m currently a lawyer and am looking for a new career path. Tell me, how is the EC’s workers compensation looking? It better be good for the danger recruits face, yes?

Getting to use all your magic and work for the Emperor himself is it's own compensation. Trust me you'll be so busy you won't even think about your salary!

#it's awesome