Joelle @jojojoelle - Tumblr Blog

average gay guy problems: i have been hooking up with my hockey rival, but now i am developing feelings for him and nobody can know! >_< also nobody serves ginger ale

average lesbian problems: my wife died when an alien virus turned all of humanity into a hivemind and then said hivemind sent a woman who looks like a female version of my romantasy hero to charm me into complacency, which i resisted at first but then i got lonely and now i think i am falling for her >_< also john cena said the hivemind is eating people

I’m making my grand return to tumblr cause Twitter is in the brink of collapse.

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calling in thicc today

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#relatable

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Who gave Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper the right to fuck up my Saturday like that??!!

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# Zoe Benson aka everyone’s FAVORITE witch (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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“Myrtle Coming Out of Her Grave To Shame The Patriarchy”

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Zoe: *wears a suit* *BIG DICK ENERGY*

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Warlocks: There is someone more powerful than you

Cordelia: Bullshit… IM THE FUCKING SUPREME!

*Cordelia sees Queenie & Madison w/ Micheal*

Cordelia:

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(x)

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“I am the sheriff in a town under siege. I can’t just road trip my honey down to Austin for tacos! Besides, I would be terrible at keeping Waverly anywhere.”