zi was a wizard

used to be many things, now just trying to be myself

[jojoweston]

maliafahey‌:

Anythin’ and everythin’. You ever been paintballin’? I’ve never been paintballin’. Skydivin’? Legit, anything is on the books, my dude. I’m tryna get reckless. Live young, die fast kinda thing. Drinkin’ and makin’ questionable decisions just ain’t scratchin’ that itch, anymore, dude. It doesn’t make me feel as better anymore. 

No on the skydiving, yes on the paintballing. Did a few times with my brothers. It gets pretty real when you take off the protection and go for realsies. Those bullets hurt like a motherfucker, lemme tell ya. You sound like one of mine, tho, I know exactly what you mean. Kinda feel like climbing the New Bronx bridge if you wanna tag along, ropes optional, aka for losers. The ticket is a pack of beers.

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: so were you on drugs

JO: I mean, pretty much 24/7 since I was 16, yeah

JO: nothing ever gave me super powers tho, and i did a lot of shit

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: uh huh

ASHER: you don't believe it even a little then?

JO: idk man

JO: shit people have been talking about? that's like superhero type of bs. it's not supposed to be a thing

JO: it's far more likely that people are getting drugged or something

[jojoweston]

harpersinclair‌:

I am an “elders” now, aren’t I? Fuck, time’s really flying, isn’t it? Okay, that’s valid. Hmm, I can’t see why not. If you wear your prettiest studs, I could be convinced to buy you a drink too, tbh 😉😉 

Just name the time and I’ll be there. My work load’s really lightening up, these days…

Hey, if it helps at all, you’re holding up pretty well. Real soon you’ll be at step-mom porn levels. Oh, shit, you mean business. Now I have to do it.

The weekend is upon us, dude, no time like the present.

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: i don't know what i believe, all i know is you didn't take a whole lick of damage and people are talkin crazy out there

ASHER: im just paranoid

JO: i mean, i took some of it, i just know how to shrug it off ig

JO: there's no way this shit is real, dude

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: i really don't fuckin know, and you know this shit's all over the news about some weird shit going on in the city so, call me paranoid.

JO: do you believe that shit?

JO: for real

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: yeah. well.

ASHER: whatever you fuckin did, don't do it again

JO: bro, what could i have possibly done?

JO: i don't wanna say you're a sore loser but ya kno

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: fuck no i don't.

ASHER: I left that fuckin ring barely standing and you didn't have a scratch.

JO: idk what to tell you bro. it is what it is. I can take a hit.

[jojoweston]

maliafahey‌:

Rule #1, huh? Aight, aight, I ain’t much for a rule follower but I dig the vibes so I’ll play. Y’know…that’s actually kinda valid. You should lemme know if you find anythin’ that doesn’t have a high probability of like, causing loss of life or limb. I’ve kinda been lookin’ to spice stuff up, myself. 

Yeah? What kinda thing you wanna get into? How extreme you wanna get? I’ll be honest, usually I just drink a lot and make bad decisions on the reg, but the world’s been pushing me to go harder. Who am I to say no to that, am I right? 

[jojoweston]

switchselene‌:

And the utter lack of respect as well. As you so eloquently put it, living a little generally requires you to be alive for it. But what do I know about fun? I only own a bar.

Bold of you to assume I’ll die any time soon. And hey, if it helps, at least I’ll go doing something dangerous and dumb. Not a bad way to go. ...Sure, a boring-ass by the sound of it.

[jojoweston]

kylapawter‌:

Ugh, don’t even joke about that. Do you know how many times people have tried to call me his crazy daughter? Isn’t that bitch in jail or something?? But fair, I see your point. Sorry, I’m fresh out of ideas that aren’t swinging from the rooftops like Spiderman.

Not gonna lie, I’d punch whoever called you that straight in the ballsack. Chick’s so messed up, dude probably blew himself up to get away from her. Can’t even blame him, I’d do the same if I was the parent. But it’s chill, girl, we can’t all be winners. I just needed some inspiration.

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: /fuck/ you for that, how the hell were you still standing?

JO: idk, maybe you punch like a bitch

[jojoweston]

switchjasper‌:

You really don’t know, especially considering it’s a suggestion based on the city we live in– but okay. 

Too late for take backs, little bro, everyone’s onto you now. It’s chill, though, let your freak flag fly and all that crap, just do it far away from me.

[jojoweston]

cam-mccormick‌:

…Because that’s not weird at all.

Yo, what’s with the judgement? Never been so bored you wanted to kick yourself in the face? Get outta here with this privilege.

[jojoweston]

kylapawter‌:

Ohhh fair fair, okay mm. Ever try making your own fireworks?

I mean, if I’m going there, I might as well just pull a Victor Cross make a bomb. It’s not like I would be there to see the pretty lights, anyway. 

[jojoweston]

maliafahey‌:

Well yeah, y’know, I just figure you can’t roll up into a monster truckin’ area and just hop into one of them things. Gotta be some kinda paperwork but stealing is good! Well, not good, kinda bad, but that’s subjective. Anyway, what’s goin’ on? Why the super casual death wish?

Never underestimate the power of my bullshit, dude, that’s rule #1. I can find a way. Come on, man, it’s not a death wish, I’m just trying to spice shit up a little. This place is too boring, too safe. Gotta get a little extreme.

[jojoweston]

sms / jo & asher

ASHER: Lmfao, I'm gray-ace as fuck and even I know masochism ain't just about gettin' your rocks off.

ASHER: Gettin' defensive and touchy ain't a good look.

ASHER: I 'ppreciate all kindsa jokes. But I don't take kindly to weapons in my establishment.

JO: tmi bro. point is it's not about this shit

JO: and fuck you, i always look good

JO: talk to me when i actually stab someone