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[reminds myself that you have disappeared lots before ] [tries not to worry too much]

I'm fine lol I just got derailed by a j*ck o'c*nnell fixation the likes of which has never been seen. we WILL return to your regular programming once I work my way through this

#for context in late June I wrote a whole start-to-finish 40-page fic for his character in 28 Years Later #which if you have SEEN the movie you know is absolutely unreasonable and senseless behavior. at LEAST till january 2026 #which is why it hasn't been posted anywhere! it was just something I had to get out!#like dang I liked him in Skins 15 years ago but I didn't predict THIS. me seeing Sinners activated him in my brain like a sleeper agent #for further context: have written a total of 95 pages/58k words in 2 months. spread over fic for 2 movies and one original story #all because of this 1 lil dude #these tags should give you a good idea of how it's going bc I KNOW nobody cares #it's like only me and 1 or 2 similarly-afflicted friends in the trenches. but I cannot stop. anyway dw xo I'm just fighting a mighty evil #(for those of you in despair fear not I always get a little crazy in summertime but winter belongs to the Joker)#(he ALWAYS has me writing for him when everything is gray and cold for weeks on end I can't seem to avoid it)

Ohhh I thought he would be the barista for some reason. I hope this doesn’t give you ideas for an AU of an AU. Something something dispensing poison that gets you addicted with a charming smile because how can you blame him when you asked for it

Harley was worried about getting addicted to the bean but it turns out her handsome barista provides a different sort of adrenaline rush that she can’t quit Except this time it’s not murder so idk what it is actually 🤔 that might throw a wrench in the plan. I shouldn’t ortta tempt you astray. Not if I want no man’s land 😔

A delightful idea to think about (definitely a daydream Harley would have lol), but I think our antisocial king might last all of thirty minutes in a customer service/front-facing job before he went gorilla mode on some poor customer just trying to film a tiktok or something 😂 if anything, he'd be back of house as a dishwasher or line cook, but I don't think traditional employment has ever suited him, even in his earlier days. Shocking how much you don't have to hold down a normie job when you're willing to sacrifice all of your comforts and do unethical, unscrupulous things in a city like Gotham :)

no, Harley's the one with school loans to pay off and the megawatt smile, she's the one who can convincingly pretend that she's not annoyed or put off by just about anyone-- kind of what lands her in this mess to begin with!

#everybody's like Harley you're good with people YOU deal with the weirdo #and tbh she's a TINY bit of a pick-me at least with him so she doesn't put up too much of a fight #coffee shop au #also thank you lol things are currently still going smoothly (just started writing ch. 4) and I'm FIGHTING to keep the pace #if I can just marathon this over the next few weeks--

dumbpuppyfag

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

#SIGH #everything reminds me of them...

elenavita

Heath Ledger photographed by Anthony Mandler for Flaunt Magazine, 2002.

#coffee shop au #pt 2 #this photoshoot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

dailyheathledger

Candy 2006

#coffee shop au #pt 1 #it's fine he's just going thru it lol

Does J still have scars in the coffee shop AU? Or is it just no-makeup Heath Ledger face?

he does! it's a significant factor in why Harley's coworkers are put off by him, whether they'll admit it or not. (his clinically antisocial vibe doesn't help anything.)

the gifsets/photoshoots I'm pulling visual inspo from don't feature scars but they're a good reference anyway-- the story's taking place over about a year and there's a change in his appearance about halfway through so they're tagged part 1 and part 2 because of that.

#men will shave their heads and scare the life out of their local baristas instead of going to therapy 🙄#I'm still technically sticking to my “no origin stories for Ledger Joker” bc we still aren't going to find out what happened #or really anything about him “before”#but it IS kind of an origin story-- for both of them-- in that he's not the Joker yet and she's not a psychiatrist. but they both WILL be #it takes place about 5 years before The Dark Knight I think. pretty sure Bruce Wayne is still “missing” lol #no Joker without Batman and Batman's not here yet!#anyway hang on I have a couple more to post #coffee shop au

I feel like it would be rude to start sending asks about throuple from hell instead. That’s still not coffee shop AU. But idk what coffee shop AU IS yet…

I WILL say I was reading some of the throuple fics a week or two ago and thought "hang on there's a lot of unfinished business here. how come there isn't more fic"

#“somebody should finish this” LMAO #there's something very interesting psychologically going on with emma acting as a stand-in of each clown for the other #I'd like to explore that more. specifically what that looks like for the Joker #cause it makes sense that Harley would lavish affection and attention on Emma in lieu of the Joker (bc she can't with him)#but he doesn't do that with anyone. so how does his treatment of Emma reflect how he WON'T treat Harley?#much to consider

moveslikejoker-blog

Joker + ( that sassy ) eyeroll : Part 1

#probably the tic that sticks with me the MOST when I'm visualizing him? I just love it so much #the joker

leofwines-deactivated20250831

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

#the joker #=/

shencomix

#coffee shop au

bearie

wanted it too badly award

#harley quinn #🫠

mortalityplays

best part of the og trolley problem image is the big frown on the lever operator

shaking my head as I either pull or don't pull the lever so everyone knows I disapprove of the ethical dilemma

#isabel #maybe the truest post in her tag lol

I am refraining from sending you any more Gotham asks because you need to focus on the coffee shop AU. I am a SAINT showing SO much restraint and you should like. Love me or promote me to #1 fan status or something.

💕💕💕

(you truly are a saint because it wouldn't take much to send me back on a Gotham spiral, I just pulled myself out of it by the tips of my fingers lol)

#and will likely be going RIGHT back there after I finish this AU... No Man's Land awaits #and that's not even getting into the vampire situation I have going on. that's neither here nor there #but first. I've neglected my favorite evil clowns 😈