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stay tuned for the new unnecessary 5-part harry potter spin-off series “Percy Weasley and the Mild Inconvenience of Non Standardized Cauldron Thickness”

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aragog is a bottom

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fanonical

there is no heterosexual explanation for ron weasley’s relationship to viktor krum

joking-rowling

exactly. ron, krum and hermione were in a polyamorous relationship the whole time. It was just never mentioned because it wasn't relevant to harry's journey

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fanonical

hey remember when jkr unveiled her new american wizard school and it was basically just Hogwarts But With Massive Amounts Of Cultural Appropriation

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sarahconnorjr

joking-rowling

Checks out

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The fact that every one of voldemort's plans ends up culminating at the end of the school year is no coincidence. After all remember, he wanted to be a teacher. He cares about letting harry get his education first, and killing him second

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Actually Peter Pettigrew never learned how to turn into an animal. He just really looked like a rat to begin with, and people couldn't tell the difference

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When minerva mcgonagall looks into the mirror of erised, she sees a ball of yarn

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During the thirteen years Wormtail spent as a rat, he met and fell in love with another rat and started a family. His rat children live in the Weasley's garden to this day

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JK Rowling: *reading* "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" ... That's a good one

JKR: ...

JKR: *looks in the mirror*

JKR: *gasp*

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One day Dumbledore wore a fake beard as a joke ("Look Minerva, I look like Merlin!") but everyone thought it was real and he couldn't find the right time to say it was a joke, and ended up wearing the fake beard for forty years

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Snape was actually fifteen bats in a trenchcoat pretending to be a human. It was just never mentioned because it wasn't relevant to harry's journey

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Minerva McGonagall was actually in cat form throughout books six and seven. It was just never mentioned because harry didn't notice

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