#hp incorrect

[everythingandnothingfromme]

Just iconic

[solis-angelus]

James, half asleep and looking for food: what are you in the mood for?

Regulus, smirking: world domination

James: huh, that's a bit ambitious for this ungodly hour

Regulus: you're my world.

James: that's nice

Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James: oh-

[dreamyremu]

Ron: I don’t trust birds. Fuckin hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there.

Harry: Love.

Ron: Fuck. Shit. You’re right. Fuck.

[anotherpjofan]

Ok so we all know that all the Weasleys were in Gryffindor but if they weren’t? Like first Charlie gets sorted into Hufflepuff and everyone’s like

Molly: Charlie? Our Charlie?

Arthur: Well maybe this will dissuade him from being a dragon tamer

This backfired on them cause Charlie ends up bringing the whole Hufflepuff house into an era of dragon lovers. When Molly and Arthur are finally getting used to their child being in Hufflepuff, Bill gets sorted into Slytherin and everyone’s like??

Molly: I literally cut your hair seconds ago how is it longer

Bill: I’m a Slytherin, I’m resourceful

And the thing is Bill still goes to Hufflepuff to bother his elder brother so you just see

Charlie: You’re not even supposed to be here

Bill (lounging around surrounded by a sea of green): You should have put a stronger password then

Then comes Percy. At this point Molly and Arthur don’t really expect any of their kids to go to Gryffindor but guess what? Percy does. Tbh no one really gets it either till

Bill: Please Slytherin won the house cup the past five years you stand no chance

Percy: I’ll show you -

So you know how Gryffindors can be impulsive? Yeah perfect representation. Plus, it takes guts to stand behind your choice no matter how badly you’re failing.

Percy: Listen, I know this is a study group but I need to get more house points. Now I’m not saying we should play dirty but Slytherin will so we’re just going to even out the playing field.

The thing is even if Percy kind of is a nerd he’s a helpful nerd so he’s like super popular with everyone and everyone’s down to help for the sole reason of seeing how this plays out.

Hufflepuff wins the cup cause Charlie is still a ridiculously good seeker and Percy is pissed

Charlie: Can you pass me the salt?

Percy: I mean you couldn’t pass taking the golden snitch so…

Molly and Arthur are kind of concerned their house is going to burn down with all the house rivalry. And the twins haven’t even entered yet.

[godricscloset]

Harry: Can I third wheel you guys on your next date?

Hermione: err no problem but is it ok for you?

Harry: i've been third wheeling for my whole life and you're asking me at last

Harry: but yes, i'm cool with it.

[joking-rowling]

stay tuned for the new unnecessary 5-part harry potter spin-off series “Percy Weasley and the Mild Inconvenience of Non Standardized Cauldron Thickness”

[givemetheusernamethatiwant]

Fred: In this crazy world we somehow found each other

George, tearfully: I know!! absolutely C R A Z Y

Lee: ...you guys are literally twins

[gwen-writes-stuff]

𝑭𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 (Part 1)

Harry: We're gonna die.

Ron: What's so bad about that?