New Beginnings

Hello I'm Ken(t), a 23 year old cool kid.

[sobriety-is-overrated]

Luther: *strangles Klaus, and let’s him die, locks Vanya up when she needed help*

Me:

[jollyhippo]

I did the Pokesona meme lol. I settled on Fairy/Ground. Although I'm having trouble with the evolutions name...

Anyway enjoy

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[sticksandsharks]

Alolan Dancer

[anxietyproblem]

[feministism]

[jheselbraum]

You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

My last name is culturally important to me

His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it

I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it

I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage

I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference

I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement

I want my husband to take MY name

[squirrellygirlart]

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

[hostilemuppet]

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

[romanticwyvern]

Wait what

[hostilemuppet]

jack blacks a lets player now and 2019s lookin good

[tredlocity]

his banner…

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[3cute-blog1]

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

[3cute-blog1]

????????

[3cute-blog1]

ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

[wildplantts]

[raretypespecimen]

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

[aroundmeblackbats]

*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?

[prince-bully-koopa]

* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.

[catwithbenefits]

*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y'all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…

[bakaccha]

i had a dream i went to magical idol school and i got in trouble with the cops so the rest of the dream was me, a magical girl, running from the cops.

[bakaccha]

[bakaccha]

the reason i was being chased down was because the headmaster of the school was trying to frame my friend and ruin his life only because she, and the rest of the school, didn’t like his powers so I killed her out of anger haha

[honestsister]

I’d watch 5 whole seasons of this anime

[arvalis]

Hey @staff you fucking idiots. Your tech is shit and you have no idea what you’re doing. Look at all this explicit nudity and sex happening in these fucking creature design illustrations. Some of these are even in a Scholastic children’s book.

[momo-foxx]

They really flagged this? Btw your art is beautiful!

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[nobody-n-particulur]

This makes Sam the hot friend of the group, which is so fucking valid

[amusewithaview]

Frodo is the hot one by elf standards.

Merry is the hot one by human standards.

Sam is the hot one by hobbit standards.

Pippin is…definitely a Took.

[penny-anna]

galaxy brain addition

[beauxsuke]

@penny-anna i did them both!

[penny-anna]

GOOD

[boingoalive1988]

if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

[bettsfic]

to the anon who asked earlier what my Type was, i forgot about these tweets.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[ask-grabor-3-deactivated2026021]

Jack Black always goes this hard.