The end justifies the memes

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[noodlebabey]

look what @jollyweirdo and i made!

[jollyweirdo]

Your ass is grass.

And I'm gonna eat it.

[retrowar]

[angstbotfic]

AKA why the electoral college has gotta go. 

though looking at the comments the folks who live in the red part think this is why the electoral college has got to stay. because they like getting 3.5 votes per capita. 

[spacemonkeyg78]

Tyranny of the few is a pretty sweet deal if you belong to the few.

[drst]

“Why should the coast’s vote count more?” BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE AND THIS IS SUPPOSEDLY A DEMOCRACY.

[seriouslyamerica]

A Map Of Where The People Live

[kari-izumi]

Yeah. From what I remember of history class, the Founders weren’t down with a monarchy but they weren’t exactly thrilled with The Poors™ having too much power, either. Hence, this shit.

The conservatives know this is the only way they win elections.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Yeah, population-dense coastal cities like New York and Hollywood are…”The Poors”………..and all those rural areas in the middle are The Rich.

Okay.

Think of this as Affirmative Action but for voting. If you don’t have this, you get mob rule, where the big bad majority overpowers the minority voters. Does that make you want to keep the EC now?

[jollyweirdo]

Problem is, the EC doesn't prevent mob rule.

It replaces majority mob rule with minority mob rule.

[jollyweirdo]

So, you wanna know why they call me three dicks McGee?

It's because my last name is McGee.

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

any tumblr posts that starts out fun and then evolves into people not sharing facts for the enjoyment and enlightenment of others but merely to look academically smart for themselves like snooty pigs has me paying my fare and hopping off that train SO FAST

[jollyweirdo]

If you can't lay it out in ten sentences tops you're just trying to make something too long to reply to.

[jollyweirdo]

[jollyweirdo]

[jollyweirdo]

How do you realize you’re gay?

[noodlebabey]

how

[jollyweirdo]

Think long and hard.

[jollyweirdo]

How do you realize you're gay?

[jollyweirdo]

Some moron: America is so screwed 😂

Me: Actually there are no cats in America, and the streets are literally paved with cheese, but think what you want sweetie 😒😒😒

[jollyweirdo]

The new budget puts US military spending at $886 billion dollars.

The UN estimates the cost of ending world hunger at $30 billion per year.

Assuming that calculation is way off and the actual cost is closer to $100 billion, which do you think would bring more security and respect to America; $100 billion dollars in bombs, or being the country that ended world hunger?

[jollyweirdo]

[paininmyassachusetts]

There is no legitimate reason that civilians shouldn’t be able to get our hands on military weaponry

[jollyweirdo]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

reblog if you too are a gnomosexual

[jollyweirdo]

Gno homo.

[liams10inpayne]

Tell me one thing

Tell me one thing about yourself and tag 3 people.

I can’t really whistle @paula229 @solardanstem @blossom-howell

[blossom-howell-deactivated20190]

oh god

i still have my first bear from when i was born. he’s a mess

@golddustphan @lesterdreams @teatowelhowell

[archive-lesterdreams]

I’m allergic to touching cold things

@stevesbi @corgisocks @moonbeamphan

[corgisocks]

true fact: when i was a young child, i used to ask my mom to draw cat whiskers on my face with eyeliner. the cat whiskers truly do come from within! @phanwithdogs @dreamdilddy @accio-phan

[freckleslester]

i cant whistle,, like,,, at all

@sleevelessphil @levisduster @artisticxfool

[sleevelessphil-deactivated20171]

I can’t jump rope

@seafoamlester @dantartica @itsupposedtobecheesy

[dilffrank]

I can’t swallow a pill and the pharmacists hate me

@cheesedress @solarphilstem

[solarphilstem]

I don’t like cheese @starryphansky @mariishere @monstermunch321

[monstermunch]

I can’t go down escalators

@thejoyofdannyboy @parentaladvisorybullshitcontent @useernamesuck

[thejoyofdannyboy]

I hate the movie Guardians of the Galaxy and so far it has proven to be an obstacle in my life @magicalgayboyfriends @chiaragirlala @snapelin

[franky2dle]

Bridges scare me, like you could just fall off one? Or it could break?

@numptiestrash @valyart @whereaboutsunknown

[numptytrash-deactivated20200908]

I wear socks while I sleep

@deannawinchesterpie @snowwbazz @th-at-one-crazy-gi-rl

[exhaustedcookie]

I don’t like vanilla ice cream. (And I don’t know how everyone just loves it ?)

@carryonmylovelies @arituzz @ann-fortunately

[carryonmybloodylovelies]

I really want a snake. If I got one I would name it Snek.

@bazypitchandsimonsnow @sappygolucky @davys-dead

[sappygolucky-deactivated2018082]

I’ve never known life without a dog by my side

@lotus-of-light @lady-caden @wholockiandalek

[wholockiandalek]

I wear one sock when I sleep @numptiestrash @almostimportanthologram @the-feeling-is-mutual

[almostimportanthologram-deactiv]

if i try to cry on purpose i sneeze

@hi-def-doritos @analogicalityhell @ugliersteak @nina-beena

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I don’t like tacos.

@devilshornrandom @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @analaskanbullworm

[devilshornrandom]

When I was a baby, my mom took me to baby swimming lessons. I refused to cooperate with the other babies. We didn’t go back there.

@confetticanigula @theprettiestoflights @laughingdragonheart

[cryptidcanigula]

I liked to slide around on the floor when I was seven.

@whizzerlegsnotsmall @watch-the-whole-world-disappear @the-cuffs-of-her-jeans

[sstars-in-our-eyes]

My first words were “I’m sorry”

@stargirl-murphy @emphatically-enthusiastic @dearconnmurphy

[emphatically-enthusiastic]

I used to have a lisp

@javid-sprace1899 @almostoyster @fromtherefuge

[watersignlesbian-deactivated202]

I have very very tiny hands

@fiftyfourbelow @dxvey-jacobs @jacobs–davey

[midnight-bi-blog]

i wear a contact lens but only in my right eye 

@doodleddaisies @frecklesandconstellations @strawberrymilkshake39

[mouserzwuzhere]

I was born on my dad’s birthday, one minute apart from a distant cousin. @alexanderhammyhamham @nerdgirl453 @drunkendragons

[alexanderhammyhamham]

My eyes change color daily

@nobody-told-the-horse @amber-irises @c-connor-murphy

[c-connor-murphy]

My parents told me that ghosts were just my dead grandpa trying to visit me.

@a-blog-of-fandoms-and-writing @feral-tomcat-hamilton @turtlegirl2016

[gooodluckbabe]

I’m insanely sensitive, and I cry very easily.

@robot-anon @theloser-anon @sabertoothwalrus

[robot-anon]

I have scars all over my body and I’m scared they’re unattractive

@hamburger-anon @frenchiefri @wine-anon @sun-anon

[sorta-sunshine]

I have poor impulse control and actively have to practice it. It just hasn’t ever come easily to me.

@the-bunny-anon @sunny-the-sunglasses-kid @burritonon

[sunny-the-sunglasses-kid]

I’m currently writing a musical with the help of di.

@cryptidboh @avocado-anon @diamond-anon

[diamond-anon]

I take an hour long nap before 10 pm then stay up till about 3

@crystalball-anon @the-daisy-anon @the-bunny-anon

[the-bunny-anon]

I used to not be able to prounouce certain letter and when I tried to say bench I said bitch @the-daisy-anon @krzyc

[daisys-typewriter]

My favorite outfit of all time is my huge baby pink hoodie with a miniskirt and thigh high socks, I’m told it’s one of my signature looks

@wine-anon @saltysaltine-anon

[its-broadway-bitches-deactivate]

Tagged by @saltysaltine-anon

I haven’t had a proper crush in THREE YEARS. Other than that it’s just celebrity crushes.

@thisrandomuser @sun-anon @will-grammer

[squipkechi]

I already did this but ok

I don’t like chocolate that much, unless it’s white chocolate.

@angelaspacesout @jammiehamato @staarbles @purplesweaterdrawz

[angelaspacesout]

I have a voice in my head that I argue with constantly, sometimes I say my response out loud but I always try to laugh it off (but it sometimes still ends up awkward for the people around me.) @a-reb @o-bscuritea @ctrl-alt-dylete

[a-reb]

I have this reflex wherein I always catch whatever falls right in front of me. It has caused me several injuries.

@jammiehamato @you-look-so-fucking-pretty @ethereal-piece-o-shit @necro-nereus @xnightsx @purplesweaterdrawz @arcana-more-likely-nadia-trash

[arcana-more-likely-nadia-trash]

I’m actually not as kind as what people hype me up to be.

@serpentine-jellyfish @schaaadenfreude @tcohs-messenger

[tcohs-messenger]

oWo uh– I man handle doughnuts at my job and make em all pretty with frosting~

Yalll dont have to do this but~~

@natsitohtori @shadowegg @hiccuping-ghosts-art @melodramatic-butterfly

[shadowegg]

@tcohs-messenger 💙

I have the cutest hamster in the world (her name is Janis), my favorite book is The Song Of Achilles by Madeline Miller ( Rick Riordan’s books are great too 👌), me and Muriel share the same favorite flower

(I thought it asked for three things ahsksl)

@eggmcmuffinboy @panwithadarkplan @unlicenseddrsexymd @mvriel

[eggvoreboy-deactivated20180619]

i sometimes sing and dance to jazz

i can do cartoon voices (like peridots voice from steven universe)

i can be the gayest fucking thing ever(trust me,i can)

(i dont wanna tag any one dhdgd)

[i-am-bunny-lover-deactivated201]

I can lick the end of my nose …

@ironicken @devidaydreamer @naminethewitch

[inactive-ironic-ken]

I’m an ultimate shipper Even if same gender characters •u• @rto2comix @dumkeycomics @dragcon-x-comix

[dragcon-x-comix]

I know too much about Dragons and Mythology @curruff @barsom-fearce @pleaseenterhere

[curruff-deactivated20231209]

I’m an asthmatic. @musty-yew @alizardguy @mymandakat

[manda-kat]

I physically cannot make myself watch parts of a television program that rely on secondhand embarrassment, because I’m so empathetic I feel embarrassed myself. @foxesandcookies @multi-the-world-wanderer @purpledragon57

[foxesandcookies]

Manda how dare-

Cookie: When I get mad I vent by stomping my foot on the ground.

Fox: I really love robots. 

@solus—christus @flightsoffancyonpaperwings and @livin4thelamb

[flightsoffancyonpaperwings]

I sleep with two teddy bears on my bed, one to stand guard, one to snuggle. Their names are Yuki and Nebby.

@faithful-to-the-last @spazzikat @samus-aran-queen

[faithful-to-the-last-deactivate]

Oh my gosh I forgot I was ever actually tagged in this!! 

One of my biggest dreams is to touch a star!!

I tag @dangerously-human @jayykesley @long-lost-opinions

[jayykesley]

I have a dinosaur pillow pet called Micah!

@lungsie-ku, @luna-pun, @turretty

[turretty-deactivated20250618]

I don’t like windows

@morbidmanatee, @thecaroliner, @thejwilightzone

[morbidmanatee]

I had shingles when I was two, I still have the scar

@jollyweirdo @joeshmoe189 @slightlyofftomatosauce

[jollyweirdo]

I quit Tumblr because I'm ashamed of everything I've been for the past two years and even though I want to start again I can't without feeling guilty.

[paininmyassachusetts]

Didn’t need to see someone with a bumhole as a profile picture tonight

[paininmyassachusetts]

Seen dicks and pussies by the dozen, but never a bumhole. This was a new and highly disturbing experience

[jollyweirdo]

If you wanted to call me out just do it.

[paininmyassachusetts]

T-Tumblr, I’m a guy

[thisbibliomaniac]

Sounds like something a large breasted woman that is hard to fit would say…

[jollyweirdo]

OP is literally a large breasted woman who's hard to fit but go off I guess.