Queer and Queer

they/them Also known as Jay_The_Cryptid Lets bring the Chaos bois

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[claie171art]

Airlock

[nicothespy]

do people still gaf about phm or am i late to the party

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

[sazandorable]

a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and we’d really benefit from making that a thing again:

NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ‘no’ and ‘OTP’ and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.

Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one person’s kink may be another person’s squick.

YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That’s Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.

DLDR: Don’t Like, Don’t Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A “live and let live” philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesn’t want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creator’s.

SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.

YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individual’s personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.

As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what they’re designing.

(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)

[shatterpath]

bring the healthy fun back to fandom!

[ghostkidsoda]

People always make simon mutated from the blood ocean. And thats all fun and dandy and deliciously angsty, but isnt it funnier if simon stays the same, but grace is the one that’s decidedly not human?

Sea creature grace meets simon, from the blood ocean. Maybe he doesn’t realize simon had been in a submarine in the blood ocean, and just assumes that simon is also a sea creature sorts. Maybe he is but he doesnt realize it

I think vampire grace x human simon would be hilarious. Grace is slowly starving to death, with no blood to satiate the hunger. And then this blood drenched man comes along. And grace is oh so hungry, but itd be weird to clean of the blood on the walls like some starved dog. And he doesn’t wanna suck the mans blood without his consent.

Were wolf grace, with an irregular cycle because the moon isnt there to dictate when he shifts. He ends up shifting at the most inopportune time, without time to explain to simon whats going on first. Simon appears and or wakes up and where the only kind human hes seen in decades was, there is now some fucked up wolf

Selkie grace hides his skin from simon, knowing that even if simon found it and hid it, it would make no change to his daily life, cause its not like theres a sea to keep him from anyways.

Maybe grace is a shifter of some kind, but like its a thing he can control. Like he ca turn into a fox without needing a skin or the moon. Maybe its a normal thing on earth, and assumes simon is either 1. A shifter who doesn’t like his other form for some reason, or 2. A human who knows what shifters are because who doesnt? And Grace just decides to go to bed as a fox and simon freaks out

Or maybe simon IS mutated from the ocean, but he doesn’t realize it till any of these are revealed to him. Can we as a fandom start turning grace into the fucked up non human thing? Isnt it funnier?

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[douggydraws]

Hanged Men

[stealingpotatoes]

"if you ship zukka where's suki" dont worry i worked out a completely flawless solution

[churchyaoi]

my dad bought an AC device thing for the hallway and the hallway is very nice and cold now.... my room wont cool down though i dont know why. its a very long shape, not a square and the airflow is pretty bad i just dont know what else to do other than use my fan to push air in from the hallway. which is barely working the door has been open and everything has been running all day but its still like 28° in here

what do i do.

[jonathan-yeet]

As a born and raised Louisianan this is what I suggest:

I also highly suggest you get a desk fan to get air directly on you. I trade mine back and forth from my desk and bed when summer hits here.

A fun biological suggestion! Put a cold wet (but not dripping) rag on your chest or back of your neck. If your core is at a lower temp then all of your is cooler! I also sleep with it on my eyes to make sure I don't overheat in my sleep.

You can also run cold water on your wrists as a quick way to cool off. The veins are closer to the surface so your blood will cool quickly and goes straight to your core.

You also need to keep the air moving. Still air is stifling air! If your can get it, a small ceiling fan that screws into a standard light socket will do you wonders. There's a reason most US house are build with them in the plans. If not, have a set up of small fans to keep the air moving in a circle or pushing out of your window.

I hope this helps!

[chiimeramanticore]

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

[guttztherat]

Grif and Simmons got married on Tomodachi Life, my switch stopped charging right after that. The universe won’t let Grimmons exist.

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[oxypill]

[jonathan-yeet]

Who else is having to go to work for 6+ hours and none of your pain management tools are working anymore?

The muscle relaxer I've been taking for a month has completely stopped working and double dosing over the counter medicine lets me stand, but barely anything else. I'm getting paid to stand around and suffer more than work today. Yippee.

Fellow suffering friends, sound off however you like. I will read and nod in commiseration.