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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@jonathanpickett-blog
Ouch, hurtful. I’m just going to end up rotting away in prison and being forced to share my cell with some really big bad guy who probably cut his family up into little pieces.
Don't drop the soap, Princess.
At least you'd be popular?
No need to be concerned. From what I’m aware of, no police officers are looking for me..hopefully.
Well, if you get arrested I'm definitely not paying your bail. Not like I've got a ton of money left after today, but still. It's the principle of the thing.
I really don’t have an answer to that without making myself sound a little psychotic.
Okay, now I'm more than a little concerned. You're not wanted by the police, are you?
I'll be honest, I'm a little concerned. Who'd you set on fire?
Uh, hey.
I’m glad you atleast agreed that you’re an ass.
I'm the best ass you know, kid.
Uh, hey.
I wonder what I would have to do to be downgraded to a two year old. Yeah, sure. Unless you’re going to be an ass and say it looks like a three year old took it.
Hey, hey. I wouldn't insult your art, just you. I'm an ass but not that much of an ass.
Uh, hey.
I’m not a kid, shut up.
That's it, I'm downgrading you to a 3-year-old. Can I see your photography sometime?
#Pretty. #Really pretty. #Astoundingly pretty.
Really? Thank you so much!
Well, yeah. I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
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Uh, hey.
Ahahaha, smartass.
The GTA games are a classic. Even though they keep bringing out more and more. There’s nothing more funner than putting the dude into a car and running over people. Lucky me, I get to spend a day with a guy who thinks I act like a four year old.
Damn straight you're lucky, you get to spend the day with me. And hey, you're fine. For a kid. You're my first friend here, anyway.
Uh, hey.
Yeah, not sure what you said just then but it sounded smart.
Oh, well thanks. Safe to say, I’ve never got that compliment before..ever. There’s Portal? And then everyone loves the GTA series.
Okay, well, in four-year-old words it means "sucks for you". Make more sense?
You could've picked worse games, I suppose. You definitely could've. I guess that means there's no dealbreaker, and we're definitely on for tomorrow.
Uh, hey.
No, of course not. But it’s still pretty bad.
Neopets were awesome but no. Oh god, I really hope you don’t still see me as a four year old.
Well, them's the breaks. Best laid plans of mice and men and all that.
It's alright, you're pretty okay for a four year old. Coolest one I've ever met, anyway. So what d'you play?
Tonight, Right Now | Jon & Candice
Jon shoved his laptop closed after sending Candice his address, unplugging the machine for good measure. He wasn't sure exactly where she lived, but he figured it'd take at least a good ten minutes for her to show up, so he stripped down for a quick shower. Just thinking about what they'd be doing that night was enough to get him hard, and he had to close his eyes and think about his grandmother to will it away; it'd be rude to open the door with a hard-on. He didn't know a whole lot about what women liked in bed, but he was pretty sure they enjoyed foreplay just as much as anyone else.
He'd barely finished towelling off when the doorbell rang, snapping him out of his short-lived reverie about what, exactly, women did like, and he only just had time to throw on a pair of cargo shorts before he opened his apartment door. "Hey there, beautiful. Come here often?"
Uh, hey.
Dammit, that’s just really really unfortunate then. Your straightness is the worst news I’ve heard in such a long time.
I’m scared if I answer that you’ll go back to thinking I’m a four year old.
Worse than genocide?
Unless you say Neopets, it can't be that bad. And what makes you think I stopped thinking you're a four year old?
#I- wow. #Wow.
Tonight works. Right now works. Here, I’ll message you my address, and you can come over?
Perfect, just what I was hoping to here. I’ll be over there shortly. See you soon, Jon.
