Jueves' Ferret Emporium

I love fur rats :3

[kristina100000]

[were--ralph]

Which is generally more attractive to you

People taller than me

People roughly the same height as me

People shorter than me

Voting ended onApr 6, 2024

[were--ralph]

im noticing a pattern here and i want to decipher it.

honestly you can just vote off of vibes and i'd prefer that

Choose

im SHORT and prefer people TALLER

im SHORT and prefer people MY HEIGHT

im SHORT and prefer people SHORTER

im AVERAGE-ISH and prefer people TALLER

im AVERAGE-ISH and prefer people MY HEIGHT

im AVERAGE-ISH and prefer people SHORTER

im TALL and prefer people TALLER

im TALL and prefer people MY HEIGHT

im TALL and prefer people SHORTER

Voting ended onApr 10, 2024

im noticing a pattern here and i want to decipher it. lets go by us height standards for people who NEED actual numbers, but again just vote off of vibes its fine either way:

women average is 5 foot 4 (162.56 cm)

men average is 5 foot 9 (175.25 cm)

doesn't have to be exact just like close, so you're not short for a male if you're 5'8, but maybe 5'6

if you're nb or other just feel it out, theres no gods or judgement here only vibes and a little fox who watches you harmlessly but intently

[were--ralph]

oh and RB this for sample size bc im wildly curious how this works

[jonatinojueves]

All Jonathan's are tall because they're put through a taffy puller - @nyyxqueen

[jonatinojueves]

HAII!! HII!! HEWWO!! HIIIII!! HAIII!! :33333

[jonatinojueves]

washing the Stinky Slinky™️

[winguontheweb]

Absolutely frigid game I just witnessed the highlights of holy shit

[the-book-ferret]

Ferrets for a Free Palestine

[jonatinojueves]

The furrat gets political ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[parasprite]

[jonatinojueves]

The ferret searches for its next ✨️victim✨️

[spicymochi]

clown ferret

[jonatinojueves]

When you're yelling at me, just know this is who you're being mean to.

[spicymochi]

clown ferret

[jonatinojueves]

When you're yelling at me, just know this is who you're being mean to.

[jonatinojueves]

Live Ferret Reaction (what is he reacting to!?!?!)

[winguontheweb]

I am genuinely surprised the Dolphins lost, honestly. Also I can’t not make the Tennessee Titans Raccoon be, well, y'know, *Titanic*

[jonatinojueves]

I am baffled, bamboozled, and throughly japed by the Miami Dolphins.

[ferretoftrouble]

Just in case anyone wondered how exactly a ferret uses Tumblr.

This is how.

[jonatinojueves]

This is me if anyone cares :/

[winguontheweb]

I’m on a ROLL with these, it’s the Miami Dolphins!!! I’ve literally NEVER drawn a dolphin before but this turned out so good!

[jonatinojueves]

RAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS BEATING A TEAM OVER .500!! (tua's still the guy)

[monkeywiki]

sometimes reading the comments is worth it

[jonatinojueves]

"This 'song' made me very uncomfortable" -@nyyxqueen

[ferretslive]

Pickle breakcore

[jonatinojueves]

This ferret busting it down for the whole world to see. I love them so much