Season of Vamp

🎃💀My life, my loves, this is the real me.💀🎃

[jonealle]

🎃🐐Although I have not been feeling good cause my dumb non-existent thyroid, I had a great time at the pumpkin patch with my students. They had a blast and woo they are definitely picky about getting the perfect pumpkin! Plus I got to pet the biggest goats I've ever seen! 🐐🎃 #october #staycreepy #stayfreaky #horrorvixen #halloween #everydayishalloween #horror #octobershouldneverend #classichorror #pumpkin #goat #nevada

[jonealle]

🇺🇸Throwback to when it was warm outside. I'm already disliking how cold I constantly am now. P. S. This dog's name is Chief, he was a handful, he lives right across the street with my new neighbors. 🇺🇸 #dogwhisperer #jeepgirl #jeepwrangler #shejeeps #gotopless #snapback #americanmade #battleborn #tinyviking #nevada #throwbackthursday

[jonealle]

😝Mom, honestly I'm sick of your shit...and the ball on my head isn't funny. You make me sick.😝 😘Yes, ladies & gents, she absolutely hates her sweater lol. Mom things it's adorable though. 😘 #showmeyourpitties #pitbulllove #mylovemylifemypit #iamabullychick #motherskeeper #sherescuedme #nevada #pitbullsofinstagram #educateyourself #dontbullymybreed #iamabullychick #dontbullymybreed #instapit #newsweater #staywarm #nothappy #tongueout

[jonealle]

💋Vampires have become tragic or romantic figures. Vampire are largely seduction tales. They're no longer the scary creature in the dark.💋#octobershouldneverend #halloween #everydayishalloween #stayfreaky #staycreepy #horrorvixen #vampire #seduction #biteme #horror #october #instahorror #fangs #darkromance

[jonealle]

😴🍁😨7pm and this girl puts herself to bed. Eyes shut tight so she isn't disturbed by mom binge watching NCIS. This girl is my heart. P. S. Right after this was taken she stretched to find an even more comfy position. She tooted so loud she scared herself hehe. 😨🍁😴 #showmeyourpitties #pitbulllove #mylovemylifemypit #iamabullychick #motherskeeper #sherescuedme #nevada #pitbullsofinstagram #educateyourself #dontbullymybreed #iamabullychick #standupforpits #sleepypit #smellybutt #dontbullymybully

[jonealle]

🎃Mom... Seriously?! Why do you love torturing me?!? 🎃 #showmeyourpitties #pitbulllove #mylovemylifemypit #iamabullychick #motherskeeper #sherescuedme #nevada #pitbullsofinstagram #educateyourself #dontbullymybreed #iamabullychick #standupforpits #dontbullymybully #witch #everydayishalloween #stayfreaky #staycreepy #horrorvixen #octobershouldneverend #horror

[jonealle]

🔪🎃All because I love Michael Myers & because we watched Halloween H2O tonight. Halloween humor is the best. 🎃🔪#everydayishalloween #stayfreaky #staycreepy #horrorvixen #octobershouldneverend #horror #michaelmyers #horrorclassic #catcharide #uber #october #creepygirlsdoitbetter #halloween #instahorror #halloweenhumor

[jonealle]

😘🔪🎃Everyone has a freaky side🎃🔪😘 #staycreepy #stayfreaky #horrorvixen #halloween #everydayishalloween #horror #octobershouldneverend #classichorror #october #freakinthesheets #michaelmyers #instahorror

[jonealle]

👎How I feel I would look right now if I got on stage. Ugh I miss the iron, the smell of it, the feel of it ripping at my hands. I miss passing a mirror & seeing the progress. Cannot wait for my pre-op with my surgeon, I can't even lift my purse without getting yelled at.👎 👎I know... I know, safety first, let yourself heal. Which I am trying to do. A surgery on your neck isn't easy & you definitely do not want to stretch any muscles or have internal bleeding. 👎#fml #readytoliftagain #feelingweak #youwillknowmyname #earningmybody #livesore #iliveforthis #buildingmylegacy #likeagirl #betterbodies #valkyrie #tinyviking #barbellbabes #itsmytime

[jonealle]

🌷🌸🌹My best friend is better than yours. Even when I have to be a weird mouth breather he still wants to be around. Thank you.🌺🌻🌼

[jonealle]

🌷🌹I am finally home and I feel like garbage. Getting my stitches out was an awful process. My amazing doctor stitched me so tightly, that my nurse had to force the scissors in between the skin & stitch and also had to yank a few out. Lots of pain, curse words, and a whole lot of tears. My body feels like I've been repeatedly beat with a baseball bat. I am looking forward to waking up and feeling better. Thanks everyone for the kind words. 🌹🌷#thyroid #thyroiddisease #sleepy #thyroidectomy #thyroidcancerawareness #checkyourneck #thinkthyroid #truthabouttc

[jonealle]

🤕If I counted right, I was given 9 stitches with an emergency pull string, which is pretty cool. I was told by my doctor this morning that I did very well, full thyroid, and some lymph nodes were taken out. I have been having blood tests throughout the night and will have another after my liquid breakfast this morning. I get to go home if my calcium levels stabilize (they keep dropping) and when the stitches get taken out. I cannot wait to be home! 😊 #checkyourneck #thinkthyroid #tinyviking #thyroid #thyroiddisease #sleepy #thyroidectomy #thyroidcancerawareness #stitches

[jonealle]

🏨️Bye Bye Thyroid🏨 Between the poking & proding every couple hours, 💉my IV alarm going crazy all night, 🔩blood clot leg pumps squeezing my legs off, and the pain in my throat👎... I've gotten about 1.5 of sleep😩. Discharge today is going to be amazing! Otter Pops have been life saving cause it helps numb my throat🍦, making swelling cool water a little easier. My throat feels very swollen and definitely painful. It is almost like having an 🚨EXTREME🚨 case of strep throat. Stitches come out later today & I've already been told my gauze is stuck to my stitches so😓...let's just say... I'm not excited about that part. This surgery really isn't terrible though , I've had surgeries where I have come out in 10 times more pain and discomfort. This surgery is potentially life saving & I'll now have an awesome scar from it! I've already decided... I survived a 🔪SLASHER SERIAL KILLER🔪! hehe. P. S.🎁 Now accepting care packages,🎁 Hahaha I'm just kidding. #thyroidcancer #thyroid #getyourneckchecked #thyroiddisease #savethethyroid #checkyourneck #thinkthyroid #truthabouttc #tinyviking #thyroidectomy #thyroidcancerawareness #surgery

[jonealle]

Bye Bye Thyroid

[jonealle]

👽💪 So weird to think that another part of me is missing, this part being such a big boss of my body. Can't wait to get back to feeling human again. This whole no pain meds 💉💊for another 2 hours though is definitely a test of inner strength. 👽💪#thyroid #thyroiddisease #sleepy #thyroidectomy #thyroidcancerawareness #checkyourneck #thinkthyroid #tinyviking #october #octobershouldneverend #staycreepy #stayfreaky #horrorvixen #halloween #everydayishalloween #horror #classichorror #recycle

[jonealle]

😴😊Holy jeez! These past 6 to 7 months have been exhausting! I could get a full 8 hours of sleep a night or 2 hours and all I want to do is nap. There have been days that the only thing I’ve done is lay in bed absolutely drained. Tomorrow is the first step to change. Bye bye thyroid, hello energy! 😴😊

[jonealle]

🍁🍂🎃Goodnight World🍁🍂🎃