SSHHHHHKT

mr snake

[valtsv]

it's a pretty niche trope but when a character defeats a villain and then becomes their successor i go fucking wild every time it's so tragic and so so sexy

[fatimajpeg]

take carrie to the prom

[oldbookist]

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

[sunfortune]

we can easily kill the profitability of this site for another 10 years all we have to do is write another cock monologue and pin it on neil gaiman this time

[hardcockforhitchcock]

The Man Who Laughs (1928)

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

[normal-horoscopes]

This counts as a spell.

[betweenthemustypages]

So, I'm a bartender at a good ol' fashioned pub in England - the type that's predominantly frequented by middle-aged retirees with beer-bellies who come to escape their wives for a few hours and watch the football.

And there's this one group who're there almost every few days - all rowdy old lads in their 60s. They spend most of their time sloshing their beers and jokily insulting each other and roaring at the footie.

Except that, whenever any one of them leaves, that person goes around and gives a tender forehead kiss to each of the others before they go? At first I thought they were doing it as a joke but I soon realised that they all do this, every single time. It's genuinely just a gentle and sincere show of affection and i don't know what to do with this information

[cupofteaandstars-deactivated202]

Reblog to give a tender forehead kiss to all your rowdy old mutuals.

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

[feenyxblue]

Geologist enrichment

[aus-yeezus]

[omgislena-blog]

[pharah-airways]

@clown-of-madness had an important tag

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[pururin]

[solarbird]

what

what anime is this because that’s seattle

[nonplayerchar]

Thats not anime, thats just how it is over there.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

argh i want to make something for my bf but i need one of those fuckin. eye screws or whatever

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

these bitches

[theschneeflocke96]

you mean this?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

i literally posted a picture of what i was talking about???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

you mean this?

[splicky]

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[aflo]

the human body can only digest 1 slime per day. yogurt, pudding, sour cream. if you mix slimes, they will meld in your stomach and become a sludge. and brother, you do not want that to happen.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[severalowls]

By deleting osha-official Tumblr has become the first social media platform to ban SFW content.

[cave-dvveller]

but they also banned nsfw content.... they're the first webbed site to ban content.... all together.....

[worldsspecialestboy]