Certified sweaty men enjoyer

he/him but idrc

[jonesbones1]

If anyone wants to send me asks and stuff feel free

[dorothylarouge]

[dorothylarouge]

[jonesbones1]

I give up.

[calellon]

sometimes i like to fluff my dick up into a semi so i can walk around the house in my underwear looking like i'm packing some absolute meat monster in there

[calellon]

assassinate healthcare CEOs

[i-am-a-fish]

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

[plaindepressed]

YOU SUCK

[i-am-a-fish]

[seven-winged-liar]

new reports indicate your friends think about you when you're not there. wow. big if true

[jonesbones1]

grrahhhhhh i hate doing work i need to go into the forest

[seven-winged-liar]

go white boy goooo

[seven-winged-liar]

no white boy not like that

[seven-winged-liar]

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

[simonsapelsin]

decorate prev

sprinkle snowflakes in their hair ❄️

tie them up in ribbons 🎀

cover them with twinkly fairy lights 💡

bells all over 🔔

wrap them in a huge scarf 🧣

deck them with boughs of holly 🌿

put a star on their head 🌟

set them on fire 🕯️

Voting ended onDec 18, 2024

[jonesbones1]

Only just now realizing how insane this text sounds out of context

[pecry]

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

[flowyskirt-deactivated20181203]

can we make this an ask meme?

[pecry]

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

[thatoneaceinthecorner-deactivat]

THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT

[inspiredwriterstory]

SEND IT

[transgarlicbreadlover]

This would be funni

[roaminromans]

[amvs]

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

[amvs]

exactly. it’s not about whether you like it or understand it. it’s about sharing their joy and learning about who they are.

[ahollowyear]

A collection, feel free to add, and if you know the artist (and the artist wants to be known) LMK in comments, thx.

[jonesbones1]

love it but why they aiming at his bussy in the first one

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

No, that's okay, Tumblr, if the other three people mentioned are meant to see this, they'll find it.

[streetvvitch]