The Archivist

Avatar of the eye Literally just here to rant about my current hyperfixation Fandoms: The magnus archives + the mechanisms I haven’t listened to tmagp yet ;-;

[squelchyrubbershoe]

Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the creature that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.

Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.

[jonnydvillain]

oh fellow magnus archives fictionkin!

-@hypnopompic-kins , a gerry keay kin who wants as many sourcemates as possible :>

Oh hello gerry !! I’ve yet to meet a gerry kin, pleasure to speak to you

[incorrect-archivist]

jon: hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held martin: are you okay???

[jonnydvillain]

Never become friends with the distortion

[jonnydvillain]

So btw I’m a jonathan sims fictionkin just thought I should say that

[jonnydvillain]

I wanna try watercolor painting all of the mechs who should I do first?

(Bonus points if you give me a good reference image)

[jonnydvillain]

I am SOOOOO tempted to try and convince my friends to make terrible mechanisms covers with me but like none of them care about my silly little space pirates ;-;

[shitty-tma-aus]

Tma au where instead of jons connection to the web being him recording statements with a tape recorder he instead reenacts them as a puppet show. Yes this includes when the recorder would turn itself on.

[jonnydvillain]

Me trying to convince my friends to listen to the mechanisms:

“Yeah I know the recording is weird watch this live version, yes nastya is in a relationship with their space ship, whos dr carmilla? Oh boy. Jonny d’ville jonathan sims and jonathan sims are 3 different people DO NOT mix them up. Which mythology do the mechs albums take place in? So about that… all of them? You’re sooooo nastya coded- no I’m not saying you would fuck a space ship.

Jonny d’ville your humble captain >:]

Why didn’t you say the thing.”

[fishingisuniversal]

Someone needs to give Martin Blackwood a gun, I'm so serious

[jonnydvillain]

The series would be over too fast

[magpod-confessions]

i love love love mag 30 (killing floor) none of tma was ever scary to me but killing floor was the one that hit hardest. really just felt viscerally bad to listen to

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[jonnydvillain]

I agree and disagree

The killing floor was the first and only episode to have any sort of actual effect on me but I do not like the episode and will never be listening to it again

I think its really well written and great horror but I didn’t eat meat for 2 days after listening to it, it effected me that bad ;-;

[jonnydvillain]

One of my favorite head cannons for tma is that og!elias was trans and jonah didnt think to like *check* for that and when he possessed elias’ body was just like “what the fuck.”

[jonnydvillain]

I understand why a lot of people write/draw/headcanon web!jon au’s but consider web!martin

Hes always had an affinity for spiders said they were misunderstood

During season 2-3 all he’s doing is diffusing conflict after conflict and trying and failing to be helpful imagine he was offered the ability to make everyone get along that would be so tempting for him

People ignore him and don’t take him seriously. Thats like the whole reason hes the lonely in canon but also that conversation with elias when he was supposed to be distracting him definitely had some real feelings thrown in there he feels unimportant and like someone you can just glance over. Which obviously ofc can be something the web offers him he can *make* people pay attention to him but also being ignored when your puppeting is a good thing if you can be subtle and go unnoticed the fly wont even realize its walking into a web

[jonnydvillain]

Jonathan sims is my autism

Jonny d’ville is my adhd

Together they make sure I am NOT functioning

[jonnydvillain]

Hi I made this account to rant about tma and the mechanisms as theyre my current hyperfixations I will not be doing much introduction just spam posting then probably disappearing for a while