I'm A Mess

[anthonysperkins]

Sonny Angel and Lucky Norman as The Soldier and the Satyr (1960s) dir. Bob Mizer

[note-a-bear]

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

[note-a-bear]

I regret posting this so much

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

@instructor144

[instructor144]

This is the kind of quality content that the Internet was created for.

[everydaylouie]

RESTART (song made from only windows noises. and me singing)

[draumboosky]

[draumboosky]

[mcavoy]

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[sugary-n-sweet]

I’m so in love… oh my goddddddd

[spicymatcha-deactivated20181226]

LGPE is so immersive letting you interact with Pikachu all the time :D

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[gaybullterrier]

From 2011-2017 the gays didn’t say anything

[kiycse]

tag yourself i’m nico-chan senpai

[dash-digital]

found on slatrat88 . thought i would add music to it.

[lilmissthriftypants-blog]

ICONIC

[soulful-blue]

i’m scrEAMING

[saiasus]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

the 15 rappers are: Skreet Joe Pesci XXXTyler Lil Poop Big Shit Fester’s Quest Me Tupac Young Old Man Jerry in Accounting Daniel Daniel Peyton Manning The McRib Barry Bongs OJ da Juiceman

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

2018’s Rapper’s Delight Features Artists Such As:

Grundleman’s Ark

HairE Bone

Lil

Pub(l)ic Bathroom

seX-Man Wolverine

XXXTyler (2nd try)

dirtonthafloorsome1gettamop

John Denver Denver

Koala Kare

Shoe

[charleyuchea]

Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell

[jishurr-deactivated20181121]

Wholesome and true

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

Me arriving in hell anyway knowing damn well that being gay had nothing to do with it

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

BYE

[unclefather]

Dear lunchables,

today i opened one of your ham and cheddar lunchables. i was surprised to find that i did NOT have an equal amount of toppings. i was missing 1 piece of ham. as you know, it is hard to make a cracker sandwich with only a piece of cheese. i would like it if you sent me that 1 piece of ham in the mail so i may finish my lunchable.

sincerely, 

Sierra Seybold

March 24th, 2013

[unclefather]

Dear lunchables, 

it has been 2 years and i still have not received a complementary piece of ham. today, it happened to me again and i was reminded of that awful day 2 years ago when i was not able to correctly finish my lunchable due to a ham shortage. if you do not reply soon, i will take legal action.

sincerely,

Sierra Seybold

March 20th, 2015

[unclefather]

It’s July 20th, 2017 and yet, I haven’t gotten my ham

[unclefather]

It’s been 5 years. This is horrible customer service

[twitblr]

Groundbreaking revelation

[winchester-cas]