the happy smiler

Doodle time

[water-shape]

[lunamonchtuna]

— Ocean Vuong, from On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous (via lunamonchtuna)

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[eebie]

i wanna do brofist when you are around

[eebie]

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[creamycuppy]

when me and sis lowkenuinely dont even give a fuck anymore and we're just on our own shit you know like stacking paper and stacking cheddar and shit you know and getting women in short sleeve polo shirts to feed us pellets you know that good nutrition pellets you know

[thememphiscobra]

Kibble is poison. Watch pet fooled

[cheaphalloweencostume]

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[nyanletnest]

the drinky thinker...

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[digitaldiscipline]

Freaks, geeks, and assorted weirdos - if you're on SSRIs, you definitely want item 2, as those will fuck with your heat sensitivity.

[ozempicofficial]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone