Ooh! If requests are open...if you want...can I ask for HCs with La Squadra, they have a gf who's uncomfortable because her toxic ex bf who hurt her emotionally was following her begging to come back? What would these ✨assassins ✨ do?? 👁️👄👁️
(Ohhhh, what an interesting request it is! My first thought is that the ex is so dead DX No one and I mean no one wants to get on these guys’ bad side.)
Formaggio loves his bugaboo. The time you spend together fills with joy as he relishes in your smile and laughter. So when he notices that you’re not smiling as usual, he asks you what’s bothering you. He is displeased as he listens to how your ex treated you. He will find the guy to have a 'talk'
Once Formaggio finds the guy, he puts him in his place, tells him to not bother you anymore because you’re now with him and you don’t wanna go back to the toxic ex anymore. If the ex persists, well, Formaggio isn’t actually the nicest man. He won’t bat an eye to teach the guy some nasty lessons.
If the ex DARES to bother you in Formaggio’s presence, the guy secretly has a death wish. Formaggio might not look intimidating enough but he’s capable. You will see your boyfriend’s scarier side when he punches the guy. As the ex finally scurries away, Formaggio will turn back to you with that familiar chilled smile and hug you. He will tell you that the ex can’t bother you anymore and will take you to wherever you want to forget about the guy.
Illuso frowns when he caught the ex pesting you to go back to him. You look very uncomfortable and from what he knows, the ex is horrible.
He will make the ex his next personal mission - every info, every dark secret, he will dig them up and turn the guy’s life hell. He will laugh at the guy’s downfall from afar. Illuso himself is vengeful and for people he cares? He can do everything. He’s a tactician of the team. Don’t test this man.
If you saw my hcs for Illuso, you will know that this man builds up walls and values his privacy. So the person he calls ‘his girlfriend’ is VERY SPECIAL to him. Anyone who dares to make you suffer? RIP
Illuso might not tell you what he did though. He will smugly smile to himself. He will subtly ask you how you’re doing lately, wondering if you will tell him what happened. He will feel warm if you do. It means you trust him. He will flash you his cocky smile and tell you that you don’t have to worry because you have him.
Prosciutto is proud to have a bella like you by his side. He’s a serious man and can be quite harsh from time to time. But he learns to soften for his girlfriend since she seems to be sensitive to words. He will give her encouraging words whenever she’s insecure.
So when he learns that the source of your pain comes from your ex who, after all this time, dares to come back and hurt you again, his eyes darken.
Catching you crying in private because of the ex’s haunting words, he comforts and caresses you, assuring you that the trash the ex spills isn't true. Don’t let those hurtful lies have an effect on you. Prosciutto has a good eye and he can tell you’re worth much more.
Prosciutto will confront the guy, with or without you. He will go straight to the point how he is extremely displeased that the ex is bothering ‘his girlfriend.’ How he’s not worthy of you at all. How blind he is to not realize your worth. And the ex should cease to exist in your life. Prosciutto’s words have power and the ex couldn’t help but listen. The blonde has this commanding aura that no one wants to mess with.
If you are with him during this confrontation, he will keep his hand on your waist, as a comfort for you and a reminder to the ex that you're now HIS. Prosciutto will switch between degrading the guy and praising you. He will SMIRK if you say how happy you're with him in front of the guy.
Prosciutto won’t want to get his hands bloody but he will do what he must do. If the ex doesn’t value his life like how he doesn’t value you, Prosciutto thinks he doesn’t deserve to keep both.
Pesci usually tries hard to please people he cares about and with his girlfriend, it’s tenfold. He will make sure you’re comfortable and happy with him. He’s so nervous when you look troubled. Did he do something wrong?
Turns out it’s about your ex. He will hold your hands and listen to your story with sympathetic nods.
He will accompany you everywhere in case the ex’s following you. When the ex shows up and ignores Pesci to try begging you back, Pesci will slide himself between you and the ex. He will push the man off and tell him to stop bothering you. If the man gets overbearing or you’re growing really uncomfortable, it’s like a part of Prosciutto possesses him. Pesci will puff up and intimidate the guy with his newfound courage. Don’t underestimate my boi. He’s packed and strong, he’s just not confident enough. To protect his girlfriend, he can yeet the guy across the street.
Pesci will GLOW when you thank him and tell him how cool he is! He will blush all shade of red but still ask if you're okay. Oh, he loves to be your knight in shining armor.
Sitting on the same sofa, you had sighed so many times that your boyfriend asks what’s wrong. You tell him that your toxic ex boyfriend has been calling you to come back to him.
Melone would stop typing on his laptop and turn to you. He sounds calm as he asks if you want to go back to your ex. You said no. Your boyfriend hums and mutters that sometimes it's hard to leave someone no matter how bad they made you feel.
If you really want to cut ties with your ex, Melone suggests that you agree to meet with your ex.
Your ex arrives at the cafe that he agrees to meet you. He was surprised to see you being a lovey dovey with another man. The ex angrily asks who this weird masked man is and he is frustrated when you say Melone is your boyfriend.
Your ex shows his true color very quickly. He insults not only you for having low standards/not being able to find someone better than him, but your ex also calls Melone a sick weirdo.
Melone however barely spares a glance at him. He's typing on his laptop. When your ex stops to take a breath, Melone speaks up "My turn" then proceeds to read his biography in details - from his birth date, astrology, last health check up, education and grades, salary, workplace and so much more that leave the ex shocked. He tries to ask how Melone gets his hands on the info but Melone does the 'talk to my hand' gesture then dissects the guy with a brutal analysis - from his personalities according to astrology, to how he will have cancer in 5 years, how he won't be able to raise you and his kids well with such salary and more importantly how he cannot make you happy because he's so toxic. Keep in mind that they are in a crowded cafe. Unless the guy has a thing for public humiliation, I think he wants to die.
Then Melone says how compatible your and his star signs are, how well you two get along - you need to stop your boyfriend before he tells the whole cafe how you two's private times are.
Melone concludes his long talk by kissing you in front of everyone. He might be unorthodox but at least he's trying to be better for his girlfriend. You're happier with him.
If the ex doesn't learn, fear not. Melone has his browsing history ;}.
The ex doesn’t know what’s coming to him.
Ghiaccio notices that you’re startled by phone calls a lot. You will give the device worried glances and fidgetted. Finally, he will ask you what’s the deal.
When you told him that the ex is bothering you, he will frown and ask what he said. The blue haired man fumes when he notices the guilt-tripping and other manipulative words. You say you blocked his number but he still uses other numbers to harass you. Ghiaccio snaps and tells you to come to him immediately if the guy calls again.
The day has come. You hand your boyfriend the phone and Ghiaccio takes it with a look that can kill. After taking a deep breath, he full-volumed rage-filled screams at the phone about what a pathetic, annoying, manipulative loser the ex is. With his swimmer lungs, Ghiaccio shoots any insults from his vocabulary non-stop like rapid fire. Even though you’re used to his long rant, you still gulp and wonder if the ex has hung up. Ghiaccio ends the call with very promising, graphic and specific threats that will happen if the ex still harasses you.
When he ends the call with a huff, he will be surprised that you tackle him and tell him how he’s your hero. Ghiaccio quietly flustered from the compliments and pats you, telling you that no one will dare to hurt you ever again.
Nothing can escape Risotto. He's a very observant guy and he pays a lot of attention to his beloved. It won’t take long until he figures out what happened.
He will ask you if you want him to deal with the ex. If you say yes, he will do research on the guy before calling him. How did Risotto find his home phone’s number? It doesn’t matter. What matters is that the ex must stop bothering his girlfriend. Otherwise,....Risotto is a man of few words, but what his voice implies sends shivers down the ex’s spine. What kind of man is your new boyfriend, you ex will wonder.
The ex better stops at the threat. If he doesn't, he will face a nightmare where he feels like he's being watched but when he turns around, he sees nothing. Risotto will make him feel what you have been through.
Mysterious creepy things happen around the ex - missing items, warning letters on his bed written in blood, shadows outside his window. Risotto knows how to play with fear and he's a patient man. He will make the ex feel agony.
When the ex finally meets Risotto in person, he thinks he's going to die. Is the gigantic man with unusual eyes a reaper who's coming for his life? Just looking at the man makes his knees weak.
Risotto doesn't even need to say anything but when he utters a word, the ex quickly recognises that it's your scary new boyfriend. He looks much scarier than he would imagine.
Needless to say, the ex doesn't bother you again. You know you could rely on your boyfriend. You feel very safe around him.
If you think all the above isn’t scary, then you should change your mind for these two.
You’re now their girlfriend. Theirs. And like all La Squadra’s members, they don’t take kindly to people who treat their beloved badly. The ex has the worst luck of all time to cross with these two.
The duo is considered dangerous and lunatic by their teammates. They enjoy violence and inflicting pain. Oh, it’s like killing two birds with one stone. They get a new target. You can forget about your little problem.
I don’t want to make it too gorish or yandere so let’s just say that the ex faces a miserable fate...or has gone missing mysteriously.
If you know your boyfriends well, you can guess what happened to your ex. They will just brush it off as the guy’s not worthy of remembering