Jopey's

Account Managed by John van Jope

[jopeys]

Welcome to the Official Jopey’s Account meant for business and personal inquiries comma I am using voice to text and it is not putting the comma Kevin comma comma comma comma Okay it’s not working I’ll just keep going So basically Jopey’s is a gas station and we have the lowest prices in town so Come on over during your road trip we would love to have you

[jopeys]

AGHGGHYUH THIS IS KEVIN IM STUCK IN THE FREEZER HELP HELP HELP HELP

Kevin do not worry oh my God what do I do Oh God oh God oh God No no no no no Ok breathe John van Jope 5 Things I can see No not now i have to save Kevin Kevin can you hear me I’m here son I’m here to help you Ok Uh Uh Uh The handle it’s not going Kevin you have to let go Oh you’re not holding on Oh great that’s just great Oh wait I was pulling not pushing Hey Kevin are you Ok

[jopeys]

My favorite gas station in all of Nothing! Kevin is so helpful always and that Jopeys is alwauys such a Sweethard You should visit here Too if you need a fill up on gas or snacks or Fun! 😊 I think i saw a shadow

Oh miss your Kind words make me smile wider than I’ve ever smiled Oh this is John van Jope By the way Kevin Look at this sweet submission Do you remember A uh Sappi Papi I think I do too She was so darling Oh yes Kevin I remember now she was the one who bought the last pair of gardening shears and got a pack of cigarettes and then she put one in my mouth and lit it with one of our lighters and said I only need Nineteen Kevin do you remember Oh you look uncomfortable Well anyway uh uh Well Sappi Papi we would love to have you again Bye bye now

[sappi-papi]

Just had to promote this place for all my dear Friends Kevin and Jopey are practically Family to me Always so helping and kind and helping Helping help help me the shadow The shadow on thhe wall

[jopeys]

Oh Sappi Papi You are like my daughter who likes me Maybe you can talk some sense into Kismet Van Jope My daughter she has not spoken to me for several weeks and it has broken my heart but knowing you are here for me and always willing to help and be kind has meant the world to me I will remember you for centuries not in a literal sense of course because I cannot live that long Ha Ha Ha Uh Ok Well remember That we are always here to help Right Kevin He says yes Ha Ha Ha Ok bye bye now

[jopeys]

My favorite gas station in all of Nothing! Kevin is so helpful always and that Jopeys is alwauys such a Sweethard You should visit here Too if you need a fill up on gas or snacks or Fun! 😊 I think i saw a shadow

Oh miss your Kind words make me smile wider than I’ve ever smiled Oh this is John van Jope By the way Kevin Look at this sweet submission Do you remember A uh Sappi Papi I think I do too She was so darling Oh yes Kevin I remember now she was the one who bought the last pair of gardening shears and got a pack of cigarettes and then she put one in my mouth and lit it with one of our lighters and said I only need Nineteen Kevin do you remember Oh you look uncomfortable Well anyway uh uh Well Sappi Papi we would love to have you again Bye bye now

[jopeys]

Ghost in your Bathroom just fucked me Raw straight Ectoplasm every where

Oh dear this is not good no no no I need those ghost boys to come over immediately Kevin get them on the phone Ok it’s dialing Ok ok Hello Hello I need help now I know I know I called earlier and set up an appointment but We need to expedite your services to today To right now even Oh why you ask Well I got a rather concerning and well uh uh erotic submission on my Blog No Johnny Ghost please do not hang up Please This is serious and an emergency The submission said Ghost in your bathroom just fucked me raw straight ectoplasm everywhere Oh he hung up this is not good Kevin what do we do Oh dear No i’m not crying Kevin

[jopeys]

john vanhope help me i tripped in your parking lot blood everywhere i cant feel my left arm

Oh no no no no Do not call an ambulance I’m on my way Ok It’s going to be ok do not go into the light whatever you do Wait for me to arrive I’m almost there Oh my lungs hurt from running I’m almost there Oh oh oh I see you now Oh yes Ok it’s going to be okay Let’s get you fixed up

[jopeys]

How much for 27 candy bars no question : ) - sally

Hello Sally dear it depends on the candy bar but let me check Kevin do you have the calculator oh no where did I put it oh dear oh no no no no no no this is not good Sally dear what am i going to do Um Uh uh uh well Off the top of my head twenty seven candy bars would most likely come out to two hundred dollars Ok Bye

[jopeys]

I stepped on a piece of gum in your parking lot and now it is stuck to my shoe. Do something

Oh no Well lucky for you Jopeys has a wide variety of shoes to choose from From loafers to tennis shoes to high heels There is no gum and no need to worry come on down we would love to see you again Ok Kevin Make sure that the shoes are polished please I need this

[jopeys]

opinion on vampires? asking for a friend

Vampires are not real but My family loves to do a Year Round Halloween one could call it where we all dress like vampires If you visit Jopeys you will really get a feel for the aesthetics Ha Ha Ha But remember that Vampires are not real So there’s no reason to suspect me being one Ok

[jopeys]

It wont let me post under our account, but this is Johnny Toast.! I visited your lovely establishment. If you remember me. British? My partner (Johnny Ghost) says I am tall.

But anyways.! Do you have any special deals going on right now, perhaps? Maybe I could swing by 😊

- Toast

Why hello Johnny toast it’s me John van Jope I run this account I do remember you oh you were very tall indeed and what a lovely accent you have Oh I could go on and on but We don’t have all day now do we So anyway uh uh uh Deals yes we have many deals half off on all hot food and household items are a BOGO Which stands for buy one get one Twenty-five percent off and the gas is currently one thirty a gallon believe me or not Ha Ha We are a bang for your buck exclamation mark sigh it never does it when i ask it to Toast do you know how to work these phones Let me know Anyway kevin can tell you more about the deals when you visit I look forward to seeing you Ok bye bye now

[jopeys]

Welcome to the Official Jopey’s Account meant for business and personal inquiries comma I am using voice to text and it is not putting the comma Kevin comma comma comma comma Okay it’s not working I’ll just keep going So basically Jopey’s is a gas station and we have the lowest prices in town so Come on over during your road trip we would love to have you

[officialpie]

During our travels this past case, Ghost and I came across quite a lovely gas station.! The kind man behind the counter— I believe his name is Kevin, if I'm remembering correctly......gave us some much needed directions. And the owner, John Van Jope, even helped jumpstart our car. Very nice, interesting man.

If you are ever in the area, I would recommend stopping by. It's by chance this account came across our feed, I'm hoping you can spare a second to check out their account as well!

Thank you, Mr. Van Jope, for helping us out. 😊 I hope to visit again.

- Toast

[jopeys]

What a kind man you are Mister Johnny Toast Uh Uh well Thank you for the Shout Out Ha Ha Ha And if I have to be honest comma and I do Wait Hold on there’s a customer outside Wait Wait Wait Wait young sir you have to pay for that Oh there he goes it’s okay Kevin you can’t win them all Oh what am i doing Well do you remember those Ghost Catchers well they shouted me out isn’t that great anyway i have to keep responding so i’ll be in the back Oh look it’s still going Ha Ha Ha That is quite funny Kevin come look at this Oh I’m laughing Okay Well thanks for the uh Shout out and I was going to say uh I think I was going to say you should Come on by Because i think we have a ghost problem here That’s all ok send post Send post Send Post Kevin kevin it’s not sending Oh i have to press it okay