Kat🫶

Huge S-L-U-T I fancy anything that breathes I think!! 18 😋😋

[jordanisbent]

Guys idc what you say my favourite sidemen will ALWAYS be Ethan and Josh

🤷‍♀️

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Does anyone actually prefer Buzz to Woody 😭

I’ve never met anyone who does 🤷‍♀️

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Google is onto the bromance I fear

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Nothing makes me want to fight more than seeing Jedward get into ArthurTVs face

Just piss off will you 😭

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Aj Shabeel I adoreee you.

(Also he’s been like super fine recently and I need to know I’m not the only one thinking this)

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Anyone who describes Carlos’s hair as ‘light blonde’ is so very close to getting a slap HIS HAIR IS WHITE DO YOU HAVE EYES. ON WHAT PLANET HAS HE EVER BEEN BLONDE? HAVE YOU WATCHED THE FILMS? READ THE BOOKS?

[jordanisbent]

Guys I kinddddd of need to see Carlos really embrace his Cruella De Vil side

Like really glam himself up with fur coats, holding a cigarette holder in one hand and a black cane (fashion purposes only) in the other?

Calling everyone ‘darling’ and just???? Being exactly like him mother???

Idk I feel like Mal Evie and Jay all had their own little evil streak while Carlos was just..there and I can really see him being the perfect little fashion villain

[jordanisbent]

Sometimes I get happy then I remember that when I went to dark universe I panicked and told Ygor that I thought he was hot.

How embarrassing. Almost cried on the spot.

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Me when. When. When someone tells me that Harry has two hands and didn’t need his hook and wow isn’t that shocking. Isn’t that just so bewildering

NO. ITS NOT. ITS SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS. ARE YOU BLIND. FUCKING HELL USE YOUR EYES. im going insane.

[jordanisbent]

Harry and Carlos Harry and Carlos I’m coming for you 😈😈 I’m writing fanfiction 😈😈

*evil laughter because this is so not normal I need to find another hyperfixation right this second someone help these two characters*

[jordanisbent]

Greta actually boils my piss cuz I’m sorry but if she had just??? Not hit him??? Not freaked out over her ex getting what he deserved???? She would’ve been perfectly fine like Brahms LOVED her and wouldn’t have hurt her whatsoever (he was, however, provoked so obviously he did)

I hate that girl. I hate her so much. Brahms is so babygirl. I can fix him.

[mistahgrundy]

hell yeah baby

[jordanisbent]

Oh to be that snake 😩🙏

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Whoever is writing all the hot Porter/Electra stuff on AO3 please come back and bless me with more. I need it to live.

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How bout that Harlos tho? Fr fr

I also need someone to talk to about it or I will spontaneously combust into 1000000 tiny pieces <3

Honestly I haven’t been into descendants for a fat while and it’s all just came back so quick 😭

I used to write Harlos fanfiction on Wattpad and was actually super popular 💔 now I’m….writing Harlos fanfiction again

They’re taking overrrr

[jordanisbent]

ANYWAY SWEENEY TODD AM I RIGHT???? YESSIR 😋

[jordanisbent]

Suck it you non-believers

[carlosfreckles]

Harry: *barks as a way of flirting* Carlos: wtf?? get away from me Harry, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words