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#it’s interesting how some of these can still be funny like a good ‘mmm watcha say’ is still excellent#but some of them have not aged well and must be left in the past#eg i just cringed having read the words ‘x all the y’ (x)

micdotcom

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.

hunchoeatsfirst

THIS

glow888

I’m genuinely inspired right now

Let's Drew This

I just don't understand

herecomesarthit

meladoodle

dating tip: throw a pebble at her window to get her attention. if that doesn’t work, move straight to bowling balls

rickieedd

Barbie Vlog #9

ultralight-sunbeam

Ok I’m crying….

insertepithethere

Barbie doing it right

msauset

YES BARBZ

sohapppily

the-murderous-bettie-rage

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

eric-coldfire

Star Wars fans: Rey is such a boring Mary-Sue.

Tumblr: No she isn’t! There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why she mastered everything she touched perfectly on the first try.

Star Wars fans: ….how then?

Tumblr: She used the Force.

Star Wars fans:

imadra-blue-deactivated20200728

that is literally how the force works if you can use it have you never seen a star wars movie before or

anakin never finished a race, then wins one first time out

anakin never flew a starship before and manages to do what the other pilots couldn’t: blow up a droid control ship

let’s not forget luke

luke never used a lightsaber or piloted an x-wing before, then the second he uses the force, bam, perfect first time out

lmao look at this person tryin’ to call rey a mary sue like it’s 2004

keltena

[ Image in the OP is Han saying “That’s not how the force works!” in The Force Awakens; images in reply are of the parts of previous movies being discussed. ]

downtroddendeity

That and like. She has better reasons for knowing this stuff than the above dudes do.

Like, of COURSE she knows all about mechanics- she’s been scavenging starships for parts most of her life, so knowing what’s what and how it works is a crucial life skill.

When she handles a lightsaber, she’s very obviously using it like she would a staff (and spends most of the fight running away from Kylo anyway). You know, like the staff she carries with her all the time for self-defense in the desert hellhole she grew up in.

Everything we see her do with the Force is stuff Kylo did in front of her- he invades her mind, and she invades his and then mind-tricks a Stormtrooper (which still takes her three tries). He Force-holds her and later tries to Force-pull a lightsaber, and she Force-pulls it to her instead.

Practically everyone in the Star Wars universe is casually multilingual, and the only character in TFA who’s shown to be unable to understand at least one of Chewie or BB-8 is Finn, who was raised and brainwashed as a Stormtrooper (and neither the Empire nor the First Order seems to be much of an equal opportunity employer when it comes to species). Given her scavenger history, Rey having met astromech droids before isn’t just possible, but likely.

Her skills are better-established than either Luke’s or Anakin’s before they matter, but nope, she’s the Mary Sue, apparently.

For god’s sake, if you take Episode 1 at its word, Anakin was a goddamn virgin birth caused by the will of the force, and has an extensive prophecy about him being the Chosen One.

Like. Seriously.

crotchapple

It’s like he never even watched the first 6 movies. Fucking fake geek boys…

nonbinaryjackfrost-deactivated2

it’s almost as if the concept of a mary sue is inherently sexist and was only constructed to ridicule female characters

skunkandburningtires

Deadpool marketing is on point

studiotrigger-deactivated201605

#it’s shitposting marketing

tiralatele

Ir a clase en Japón es otra cosa

one-big-hassle

Japan be on some next shit

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

cloudbustinger

prince zuko: professional drama queen

toxzen

Bringing this back because he and kylo Ren are basically the same

did-you-know

Kuli the one-eyed cat started surfing when he was 6 months old after being rescued from the streets of Honolulu. He has no fear of water because he was bathed a lot while recovering from eye surgery.

As far as surfing cats go, Kuli is a pro - although he does wear a teeny-tiny-yet-functional life preserver on occasion.

He seems pretty content with life, even immediately following surgery.

I just want to point out that you may never again see another photo that includes a one-eyed cat, drenched in water, floating on a surfboard, perfectly chill, in front of a double rainbow.